Miley Cyrus is in a dress…and you know…it’s far less fun than when she’s in white leggings tweaking, or when she’s in short shorts tweaking, or if she’s in a silly unicorn costume tweaking…in fact this serious Harper’s Bazaar Miley is a total contradiction to everything she’s been working on in her career, you know to become Ratchet pussy all the rappers throw in their videos like she was Nicki Minaj, because she’s Miley Cyrus and that bitch gets hits, not to mention she pays a lot of money for beats and cameos from them…unlike Drake, she’s all about new friends, so about new friends that she’s throwing money at them, making it rain…I mean when she’s not doing serious fashion shoots in designer formal wear….and not crop top internet slut wear…which I happen to be a bigger fan of… She’s still Miley Cyrus, she’s still got a tight body, I’ll still stare at her in all her pics and wonder why I am attracted to such a dumb looking’ face…I blame her marketing team at Disney for brainwashing me into thinking she’s a babe like she was Ashley Tisdale.
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Miley Cyrus in Harper’s Bazaar Babe of the Day
