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Alice Goodwin in the X-Rated Issue of Zoo of the Day

These are some pretty hardcore pics of this Glamour Model…I mean normally they stick to being topless and “cute” and not topless and pornstars…but I guess it is juer her getting in character for the shoot…or maybe it is just her natural instinct being a girl who is one step away from being a porn star…or at least a stripper…who will eventually do porn cuz stripping sucks and you’re already getting naked….who is in magazines that are one step away from being porn mags…but that keep panties on so that they aren’t considered porn mags….but instead LAD MAGS…and ultimately, these pics are hot, even if she’s not all that awesome…but with all these glamour models…her tits carry her through it…because they are awesome and big…when you’re built like this it’s easy.

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Alice Goodwin in the X-Rated Issue of Zoo of the Day

Beetle Juice Knocked Jake Gyllenhaal Out of the Day

So the freak from Howard Stern Beetle Juice was getting interviewed by TMZ paparazzi where he apparently said he knocked Jake Gyllenhaal out….I guess on set of Bubble Boy ….I can’t be too sure because I don’t understand anything that he’s saying, other than that Jake Gyllenhaal is a prick…or gay….and I have to agree… Some of you don’t know this, but Gyllenhaal is the only celebrity I almost had a physical altercation with when he was filming in Montreal Canada. He was dancing like a princesss in a restaurant with some groupies….and I walked up to him and asked if he killed Heath Ledger or something to that effect…I was drunk…and dude went nuts, got in my face, security pulled me away before it was actually a fight and he ended up pushing the girl I was with….aggressively…like a mental case…. It was a story that got on all the mainstream media. His legal team and the team at Disney came at me to change my story on the site….to which I said “I’ll just post the video instead”…and that was the end of the Jake Gyllenhaal story…. But after that experience, I agree that he’s a prick, likely gay, craves attention like a girl..while dancing like a girl, and is probably 140 lbs and as intimidating as a girl….and I know there’s no doubt that Beetle Juice could knock him out…probably with one bitch slap….and that’s the end of this post.

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Beetle Juice Knocked Jake Gyllenhaal Out of the Day

Beetle Juice Knocked Jake Gyllenhaal Out of the Day

So the freak from Howard Stern Beetle Juice was getting interviewed by TMZ paparazzi where he apparently said he knocked Jake Gyllenhaal out….I guess on set of Bubble Boy ….I can’t be too sure because I don’t understand anything that he’s saying, other than that Jake Gyllenhaal is a prick…or gay….and I have to agree… Some of you don’t know this, but Gyllenhaal is the only celebrity I almost had a physical altercation with when he was filming in Montreal Canada. He was dancing like a princesss in a restaurant with some groupies….and I walked up to him and asked if he killed Heath Ledger or something to that effect…I was drunk…and dude went nuts, got in my face, security pulled me away before it was actually a fight and he ended up pushing the girl I was with….aggressively…like a mental case…. It was a story that got on all the mainstream media. His legal team and the team at Disney came at me to change my story on the site….to which I said “I’ll just post the video instead”…and that was the end of the Jake Gyllenhaal story…. But after that experience, I agree that he’s a prick, likely gay, craves attention like a girl..while dancing like a girl, and is probably 140 lbs and as intimidating as a girl….and I know there’s no doubt that Beetle Juice could knock him out…probably with one bitch slap….and that’s the end of this post.

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Miley Cyrus Showing Some Tit for French Montana of the Day

Miley Cyrus is my new Lohan….. For those of you who don’t know this site and who never visited the site…. I used to do this thing in the 2007-2008 called the Lohan Stalker posts…where I got my hand on Lohan’s number and I’d call her while drunk, often times leaving creepy voice mails about being connected at the soul, figuring it’d get me in the news when they finally arrested me….but they never did…instead Lohan became my text buddy and we ended up spending a night together in her hotel room…not having sex…. But she’s fallen off, she barely exists, she’s no fun to tease or play with and it’s time to move onto something new and more exciting….and I think Miley Cyrus…in her sheltered insanity is the only option….She’s a babe…and I can easily pretend we are soul mates…I just need her phone number to really make this work the way it is supposed to…and while I wait for it to be sent to me…here are some pics of her with rapper French Montana…from his instagram…showing a nice percentage of her tits…. I’m in love…

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Miley Cyrus Showing Some Tit for French Montana of the Day

Miley Cyrus Showing Some Tit for French Montana of the Day

Miley Cyrus is my new Lohan….. For those of you who don’t know this site and who never visited the site…. I used to do this thing in the 2007-2008 called the Lohan Stalker posts…where I got my hand on Lohan’s number and I’d call her while drunk, often times leaving creepy voice mails about being connected at the soul, figuring it’d get me in the news when they finally arrested me….but they never did…instead Lohan became my text buddy and we ended up spending a night together in her hotel room…not having sex…. But she’s fallen off, she barely exists, she’s no fun to tease or play with and it’s time to move onto something new and more exciting….and I think Miley Cyrus…in her sheltered insanity is the only option….She’s a babe…and I can easily pretend we are soul mates…I just need her phone number to really make this work the way it is supposed to…and while I wait for it to be sent to me…here are some pics of her with rapper French Montana…from his instagram…showing a nice percentage of her tits…. I’m in love…

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Miley Cyrus Showing Some Tit for French Montana of the Day