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Martin Shkreli is Back and Trolling Kendrick Lamar, Lil Wayne

If you’ve lived your life up to this point gloriously unaware of the human mysterious mattress stain that is Martin Shkreli, then you may not want to read any further. There was a time when Shkreli (aka Shkreli-Shkrel, aka F–kface) terrorized social media with heteretofore unknown levels of douchery. However, after years of using his ill-gotten fame to harass female journalists and  pick fights with members of the Wu Tang Clan , the pharmaceutical CEO-turned-supervillain was recently forced to retreat back under from the bridge from whence he came. Shkreli was banned from Twitter recently after bullying a Teen Vogue writer, but he’s clearly devoted his newfound free time to finding new and interesting ways to make life worse for as many people as possible.  You see, one of Marty’s favorite activities is messing with hip hop fans and famous rappers, the latter group, of course, being commonly known as a meek and mild-mannered lot, unlikely to do anything but cower in the face of opposition from a 34-year-old trust fund baby. After his beef with Wu Tang, Shkreli butted heads with Lil Wayne , attracting the rapper’s attention by somehow pirating his unreleased Carter V album and releasing portions of it online without consent. Now, Shkreli has apparently decided that he’ll continue antagonizing Wayne and try to piss off the hottest rapper on the planet right now for good measure. Despite stern legal warnings from Team Weezy, Shkreli has released yet another track from Tha Carter V , this one featuring a verse from Kendrick Lamar. TMZ has the stolen audio , which doesn’t sound all that great with Shkreli shrieking over the track like some prep school DJ Khaled who was recently the recipient of a traumatic wedgie. No word on what sort of legal consequences might be in play, but considering Shkreli is already facing jail time on securities fraud charges, he’s really playing with fire. Of course, getting sued would probably be a best-case scenario for Shkreli. If this little stunt goes viral, Kung-Fu Kenny might put lil Marty in a spiral. If you don’t get that reference go listen to Kendrick’s Damn in its entirety. Just don’t be like Shkreli and pirate it. In fact, don’t be like Shkreli in any aspect of your life. Bam! We just hit you with the best advice you’ll ever receive. Feel free to call us dad from now on.

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21 Actors Who Should Never Shave. Like, EVER.

The following actors should always be involved in hairy situations. When it comes to their faces, that is. Because while some men look disheveled and unprofessional while rocking a beard and/or a mustache, these men manage to look more distinguished and dapper. Don't you agree? (Yes, it does help that they are exceptional human specimens to begin with, we acknowledge this.) 1. Bradley Cooper Unlike many men, Bradley Cooper looks more put together and somehow better groomed when he does have a beard and mustache. 2. Gerard Butler That first guy? We’re not scared of him at all. That secod guy? Yikes! He could lead a small army into battle… and win! 3. Kit Harington We would not follow a shaven Jon Snow into battle. But we’d die on The Wall if Kit Harington sported a beard and then asked us to. 4. Joe Manganiello The dude on the left is sweet and innocent. The guy on the right will bend you over the bed and… nevermind. 5. Ryan Gosling Ryan Gosling adds a hint of maturity and sexuality when he grows out his facial hair, wouldn’t you say? 6. Johnny Depp Really, Depp simply looks best as Captain Jack Sparrow. But he has a beard! View Slideshow

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Roc La Familia: Rihanna Flicks It Up Ringside With Jay Z At “The Throne” Boxing Match In NYC [Photos]

Jay Z And Rihanna Attend “Roc Nation Presents: The Throne” Boxing Match Roc Nation bossman Jay Z and a handful of his famous label affiliates took over Madison Square Garden in NYC last night for the “Roc Nation Presents: The Throne”  boxing match where Roc Nation Sports prospect Dusty Hernandez-Harrison took on Tommy Rainone. Among those in attendance were Bajan badgal Rihanna , who strolled in with her usual crew of BFF Melissa Forde and assistant/close friend Jenna Rosales…. …before later heading over to pose for a few flicks with Hov. Rih later took a seat next to actor Jake Gyllenhaal, who was also on hand for the event…. ….and she was spotted turning up in the crowd as Brooklyn native Fabolous took to the ring, channeling his inner Frank Lucas for a performance of music from his recently-released Young O.G. album. Noticeably absent was Jay Z’s wifey Beyonce, however, it turns out she had a few plans of her own for the night. Peep page 2 to see what Bey was up to, along with more pics from the event.

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7 Celebrities Who Were Caught Having Sex in Public: You’re Not Alone, Jessa Duggar!

In case you somehow haven’t heard, Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald were caught having sex at their own wedding reception over the weekend. We’re sure it was an embarrassing situation, but while banging in a church closet might be a celebrity first, Jessa and Ben are actually in good company when it comes to…let’s call it public relations. Some of the stars in this list were caught in the act. Others admitted to doing it in not-so-private settings after the fact. The important thing is that all of them share Jessa and Ben’s taste for spicing up their love lives with some risky business: 7 Celebrity Couples Who Had Sex in Public! 1. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Miley and Liam were apparently big fans of public sex. Sources say they were once busted doing it a under a table during a fundraising event. If nothing else, this list serves as an interesting trip down Celebs Who Used to Sex Each Other memory lane. Remember when Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gyllenhaal were a thing? Yeah, neither does anyone else. Now, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth – that relationship was a little more memorable. And apparently a little freakier. In any event, many couples have allowed their urges to get the better of them while in public. But while most of us run the risk of a night in jail or some very pissed off neighbors, at worst these famous folks wind up as the subject of some tabloid rumors. Risk-free public sex: reason number 8,958,765 why it’s good to be rich and famous.

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19 Hit Songs Inspired by Celebrities: That’s About WHO?!?

Taylor Swift writes songs about her exes as frequently as some people change their underwear. Swift’s “Shake It Off ” is rumored to be about both former flames Jake Gyllenhaal AND Harry Styles. Or it’s just an anthem about rising above and shaking off the haters. Either way, that’s Taylor’s M.O., but she isn’t the only scathing songwriter in the game. She’s joined by a veritable legion of singers and bands who’ve made it their great pleasure to respond to their critics, enemies, and exes via song. 19 Songs Inspired by Celebrities 1. I Knew You Were Trouble – Taylor Swift Oh, Taylor Swift! You just can’t NOT write songs about exes! “I Knew You Were Trouble” is very publicly about One Direction’s Harry Styles. And then there are the musicians whose songs aren’t about heartbreak at all but are instead tributes meant to help a friend through a tough time. Songs in which others also find solace, like “Fix You” by Coldplay, which Chris Martin wrote for Gwyneth Paltrow, and which brought comfort to many facing tough times.  We put together a playlist featuring 19 songs inspired by celebrities, some you know well and others you might not. Sit back, relax, and just push play!

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Kim Kardashian Worries: Is Kanye West Gay?!?

Best. Tabloid. Story. Ever. According to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly , Kim Kardashian has something to worry about aside from her growing weight and the possibility that she is being used for her womb . KANYE WEST MIGHT BE GAY!!! Freeing itself from libel, the magazine quotes “some online commenters” as speculating that West is in a “romantic relationship” with Riccardo Tisci, the creative director of the company that designed Kim’s dress for this year’s MET Gala . “There are some facts Kim can’t deny,” a source tells In Touch . “Kanye has spent her entire pregnancy living close to Riccardo in the French capita… and Riccardo recently purchased an apartment less than half a mile from Kanye’s in NYC’s Soho neighborhood.” There it is! Convincing proof! The tabloid adds that Kanye is “obsessed with Riccardo” and the two spend a lot of time inside Kanye’s apartment… if you know what this made-up report means! “Kim freaked out,” a totally real friend says in the article. “If it turns out Kanye is involved with Riccardo, she will be utterly embarrassed – more so than she’s ever been in her life.” Hear that, Kris Humphries ? You may soon be bumped to number-two!

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Chris Pine and Jake Gyllenhaal Look to Join Into the Woods

Chris Pine and Jake Gyllenhaal are in talks to join the cast of  Into the Woods . The film is an adaptation of the Broadway musical with music and lyrics by Steven Sondheim. Into the Woods follows a baker and his wife as they seek a witch in order to reverse an infertility curse she put on them. Johnny Depp and Meryl Streep are already attached to star, presumably as the Baker and the Witch, respectively. Rob Marshall, who is a seasoned adapter of stage musicals to screen, will direct.

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Beetle Juice Knocked Jake Gyllenhaal Out of the Day

So the freak from Howard Stern Beetle Juice was getting interviewed by TMZ paparazzi where he apparently said he knocked Jake Gyllenhaal out….I guess on set of Bubble Boy ….I can’t be too sure because I don’t understand anything that he’s saying, other than that Jake Gyllenhaal is a prick…or gay….and I have to agree… Some of you don’t know this, but Gyllenhaal is the only celebrity I almost had a physical altercation with when he was filming in Montreal Canada. He was dancing like a princesss in a restaurant with some groupies….and I walked up to him and asked if he killed Heath Ledger or something to that effect…I was drunk…and dude went nuts, got in my face, security pulled me away before it was actually a fight and he ended up pushing the girl I was with….aggressively…like a mental case…. It was a story that got on all the mainstream media. His legal team and the team at Disney came at me to change my story on the site….to which I said “I’ll just post the video instead”…and that was the end of the Jake Gyllenhaal story…. But after that experience, I agree that he’s a prick, likely gay, craves attention like a girl..while dancing like a girl, and is probably 140 lbs and as intimidating as a girl….and I know there’s no doubt that Beetle Juice could knock him out…probably with one bitch slap….and that’s the end of this post.

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Beetle Juice Knocked Jake Gyllenhaal Out of the Day

So the freak from Howard Stern Beetle Juice was getting interviewed by TMZ paparazzi where he apparently said he knocked Jake Gyllenhaal out….I guess on set of Bubble Boy ….I can’t be too sure because I don’t understand anything that he’s saying, other than that Jake Gyllenhaal is a prick…or gay….and I have to agree… Some of you don’t know this, but Gyllenhaal is the only celebrity I almost had a physical altercation with when he was filming in Montreal Canada. He was dancing like a princesss in a restaurant with some groupies….and I walked up to him and asked if he killed Heath Ledger or something to that effect…I was drunk…and dude went nuts, got in my face, security pulled me away before it was actually a fight and he ended up pushing the girl I was with….aggressively…like a mental case…. It was a story that got on all the mainstream media. His legal team and the team at Disney came at me to change my story on the site….to which I said “I’ll just post the video instead”…and that was the end of the Jake Gyllenhaal story…. But after that experience, I agree that he’s a prick, likely gay, craves attention like a girl..while dancing like a girl, and is probably 140 lbs and as intimidating as a girl….and I know there’s no doubt that Beetle Juice could knock him out…probably with one bitch slap….and that’s the end of this post.

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Final Twilight Seeing Record Advance Sales; Gwyneth Paltrow Eyes Producing Go-Go’s Musical: Biz Break

Also in Wednesday morning’s round-up of news briefs, Ray Liotta and Ashely Judd begin work on a musical family pic. Jake Gyllenhaal is joining a new project with Hugh Jackman . A new family drama is heading to U.S. theaters. And some quick highlights from Asia’s annual Busan International Film Festival. Ray Liotta, Ashley Judd, Seth Green, Joe Pantoliano Lead Cast of The Identical Set in Nashville, the film follows the path of a musical family from the Be Bop 1950s through the Glam Rock 1970s. Music video award winner Dustin Marcellino will direct the film. Film locations include Music City’s famed Grand Ole Opry House and War Memorial Auditorium. Family Weekend Heads to U.S. Theaters Starring Kristin Chenoweth, Matthew Modine and Olesya Rulin, the film follows 16-year-old Emily Smith-Dungy an incredibly motivated, overachiever, who has grown increasingly frustrated with her parents’ lack of support and guidance. Her mom, Samantha, is a career-focused, no-nonsense, high-powered business executive.  Her dad, Duncan, is a happy go-lucky artist who can’t be bothered to earn a paycheck.  When they miss their daughter’s big jump-roping competition, Emily hits her breaking point and takes it upon herself to restore order in the home. Arc Entertainment took rights to the film. No theatrical date has been set. Around the ‘net… Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 1st Day Advance Sales Topping Part 1 Tickets for the final Twilight installment went on sale Monday and grosses are 87% higher for the final pic, which opens November 16th. One-quarter of all tickets sold Monday were from fans buying tickets for The Twilight Saga Marathon , which allows moviegoers to see all of the films in the franchise November 15th before the release of the final feature the next day, Deadline reports . Gwyneth Paltrow Eyes Producing Musical Based on The Go-Go’s Paltrow is negotiating to collaborate on a theatrical production of the hit ’80s era band which included Belinda Carlisle, Jane Wiedlin, Charlotte Caffey, Kathy Valentine, Gina Schock and Paula Jean Brown. The L.A.-based band was behind such early-’80s hits as “Vacation,” “We Got the Beat” and “Our Lips Are Sealed.” They were the first all-female band that played their own instruments to top the Billboard charts, THR reports . Jake Gyllenhaal Boards Prisoners Gyllenhaah joins Hugh Jackman in the kidnapping thriller directed by Denis Villeneuve ( Incendies ). In the film Gyllenhaal will play hot-shot Detective Loki. Prisoners is slated for a fall 2013 release, Deadline reports . Afghan, N. Korean Films Hit Asian Film Festival The annual Busan International Film Festival will show a mix of stars promoting blockbusters as well as North Korea’s Comrade Kim Goes Flying as well as six classic Afghan films that were hidden in a wall to save them from the Taliban, A.P. reports .

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