With the knowledge that he has just an 8 percent chance of surviving the next five years, Garth Callaghan wrote 826 lunchtime notes for his daughter. Callaghan, 44, wants to make sure that if tragedy strikes, he leaves his daughter, Emma, with as much fatherly advice as possible. His chosen medium? Napkins. “What does high risk mean?” Garth asked. His oncologist looked him in the eyes and responded… “You are going to die of this.” Garth is 44 years old and has been diagnosed with cancer three
Chris Pine and Jake Gyllenhaal are in talks to join the cast of Into the Woods . The film is an adaptation of the Broadway musical with music and lyrics by Steven Sondheim. Into the Woods follows a baker and his wife as they seek a witch in order to reverse an infertility curse she put on them. Johnny Depp and Meryl Streep are already attached to star, presumably as the Baker and the Witch, respectively. Rob Marshall, who is a seasoned adapter of stage musicals to screen, will direct.
Angelina Jolie‘s double mastectomy was apparently just the beginning. The Oscar winner’s ovaries are coming out too, according to People magazine. She implied as much in the New York Times op-ed in which she revealed she had a double mastectomy after learning she carries a “faulty” BRCA1 gene. That trait could dramatically increase her risk for breast and ovarian cancers, which she is determined to prevent, no matter the physical toll. “I started with the breasts, as my risk of breast cancer is higher than my risk of ovarian cancer , and the surgery is more complex,” the star wrote. But her medical odyssey is not done. She still faces a high risk of ovarian cancer, which claimed her mom’s life at age 56, and which her doctors say she has a 50 percent chance of getting. Some doctors recommend patients undergo the surgery by age 40 or when a woman is done having kids, though it may trigger early menopause. Angelina Jolie is 37 and has six children. She says she plans to get the ovaries out ASAP, but it’s unclear what that means. For now, though, the star and her fiancé, Brad Pitt, are focused on family. The two have been focused on maintaining a sense of routine for their kids, keeping up family traditions and holidays even as Jolie was undergoing treatment. Pitt called her heroic in a recent statement. In the weeks surrounding the double mastectomy surgeries, “life was normal” for the children, says a source, and they didn’t notice anything amiss. Adds a family insider: “Her kids always come first to her.”
Plus, watch an exclusive clip from the March 1 release. By Amy Wilkinson, with reporting by Josh Horowitz Eleanor Tomlinson in “Jack the Giant Slayer” Photo: Warner Bros.
‘We have a 20 percent chance,’ The Lumineers joke with MTV News. By Cory Midgarden Lumineers’ Jeremiah Fraites, Wesley Schultz and Neyla Pekarek Photo: MTV News
There is one thing in life I can say for a fact I am not into…..but will still look at, lick, fist and fuck….and that is mom pussy…the whole concept of a baby ripping shit apart is not something I really feel the need to celebrate unless I really have to and it’s all that is available….even if there is a chance that there was c-section and shit is still well maintained and in good working form…the idea that there is even a 5 percent chance her genitals were ravaged makes her uninteresting to me….bring her back to that “Dip it Low” video and I’m good with the person she was… Don’t get me wrong, I have full intention on banging a bitch while pregnant with another motherfuckers baby at some point in the next 36 months…but I just want to make sure it’s her first kid…only because we all need to experience everything in life….we only have one life to live…make it count….do it all…don’t deprive from adventure…as gross as it may be… All this to say, it is probably a good thing that she’s wearng panties. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
I always said that Scarlett Johansson is an overrated pig of a girl…that even in her early work was built like she was going to end up sloppy as fuck…..and AFTER SEEING HER CELLULITE IN A BIKINI maybe more people agree, not that a little cellulite ever made a motherfucker, including myself fuck a bitch….but I didn’t fucking make a shrine for her and praise her for being a fantastic specimen of woman that needs to be in all movies I watch because she has that natural beauty that no other girl has…. She’s overrated, marketed hard, but when she’s saved by photoshop, showing off her tits, in ways that aren’t as fun as the nudes that were hacked, she’s good enough for me to post…and that’s what I’m doing here. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
Here is a picture that Kim Kardashian posted to twitter, that I assume is of her, because taking pictures of herself is something she likes doing, because it comes with the hope that people will praise her and make her feel great about herself, like some kind of spoiled brat princess on her shitty birthday party, everyday of her fucking life…..you know like her actual porn, that was less interesting to jerk off than to these pictures of her boarding a plane, a plane that statistically only has a 3 percent chance of crashing, the same 3 percent chance that makes me reach orgasm…..if you know what I mean…if you don’t it’s that this bitch dead is more interesting an achievement for society than anything else she’s done. True story. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
Here’s some space ship alien worshipping bitch in her bikini in the pool pretty much not showing off anything erotic that is probably only kinda hot to creepy peepers who have a thing for stalking bitches swimming in their pool from a balcony…you know the kind of guy who hits up hotels and resorts with a pool view so they can jerk off on the balcony as they look down at the blurry half naked swimming body….you know a weird fetish, even for people like me, but I find sex appeal in pretty much anything and under any circumstance…especially when half naked bitches who once had great tits are involved…it is a talent at least that’s what I wrote on my America Has Talent application…that they have yet to respond to…. IF you want to see the hot full body bikini pics….which you do…. FOLLOW THIS LINK
I know there’s a 90 percent change Seacrest is using Julianne “Huffer” Hough as a frttont….cuz I still think there’s no way he’s not a poofter…whether he wants to admit he ate out Cowell’s ass or not….but I think there’s also a 90 percent chance she’s a 14 year old sex worker he imported by Russian mobsters…cuz really she’s got this pudgy faced look that makes you think she could be a hard faced 14 year old who hasn’t slept for a week from all the trauma she’s faced from sucking off old men to learn the ropes before being sent to Hollywood…but I could be wrong. But what I do know is that here she is in a bikini type outfit, clearly looking to get herself a better life…and apparently it is working for her….but I still think a teen fetish porn career, even if it involve gang anal rape and being shit on, would have been less humilating than being seen with Ryan Seacrest.
