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Glamour Models Take on i-D Magazine of the Day

This is pretty major for these UK Glamour models. Girls who I always tease for not being actual models. You know just low hanging fruit that is built up to think it is hot, when really it only matters cuz it is topless. Not that I have anything against girls who make it, or who are making money off their tits, in fact I love it. I wish more average at best looking girls were broken enough to be doin it, because taking the traditional career route is just stupid, when you can get paid for your tits… Historically all dudes want from you is to see your tits and lust after you, so use your vagina, it’s a far more marketable skill than a college degree. That said, these Glamour Models are featured in some mainstream fashion site, topless, sure, that’s their move, but this is it…they can now say they are official models….and not some low grade shit… Good times. Congrats.

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Glamour Models Take on i-D Magazine of the Day

Serena Williams Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

I always said that Scarlett Johansson is an overrated pig of a girl…that even in her early work was built like she was going to end up sloppy as fuck…..and AFTER SEEING HER CELLULITE IN A BIKINI maybe more people agree, not that a little cellulite ever made a motherfucker, including myself fuck a bitch….but I didn’t fucking make a shrine for her and praise her for being a fantastic specimen of woman that needs to be in all movies I watch because she has that natural beauty that no other girl has…. She’s overrated, marketed hard, but when she’s saved by photoshop, showing off her tits, in ways that aren’t as fun as the nudes that were hacked, she’s good enough for me to post…and that’s what I’m doing here. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Serena Williams Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

Kim Kardashian Porn of the Day

Here is a picture that Kim Kardashian posted to twitter, that I assume is of her, because taking pictures of herself is something she likes doing, because it comes with the hope that people will praise her and make her feel great about herself, like some kind of spoiled brat princess on her shitty birthday party, everyday of her fucking life…..you know like her actual porn, that was less interesting to jerk off than to these pictures of her boarding a plane, a plane that statistically only has a 3 percent chance of crashing, the same 3 percent chance that makes me reach orgasm…..if you know what I mean…if you don’t it’s that this bitch dead is more interesting an achievement for society than anything else she’s done. True story. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Kim Kardashian Porn of the Day