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Selena Gomez’s Ass Goes Grocery Shopping of the Day

Some of the hottest pussy goes through the grocery store…my theory is that it is because we all have to eat…even the anorexics….cuz otherwise we’d die…making the grocery store the second best place to loiter besides the liquor store when they are handing out samples… Either way, it’s a great place for hot moms, single girls on their way home from the gym buying bananas for what I can only assume is the nights nutritious entertainment when done entertaining….but more importantly it’s a great place for teenage girls and sex offenders…or in Selena Gomez’s case…Teenage girls who are sex offenders… Here’s her young slutty booty…with her woman…

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Selena Gomez’s Ass Goes Grocery Shopping of the Day

Lara Stone Great Tits No Ass in a White Bikini of the Day

These idiots tried to sue me when I posted pictures of their honeymoon, so I kinda hate them for that but unfortunately, Lara Stone, a dutch model, has some of the most amazing tits in fashion, I’ve posted them HERE and HERE so it makes it hard for me to really hate her…no to mention I don’t know her, never will know her, and couldn’t really give less of a shit about her…and if anything…it just makes me want to befriend this couple on their get the wife pregnant vacation cuz I don’t deserve such a hot pussy…hence all the kissing tour….and that’s only to stare at her tits in person…but I guess I’m better off just staring at her tits in pictures…cuz they are everywhere, it is more accessible and less wor….and it gets their lawyers so angry…when really the only thing they should be angry about is that she has no ass…

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Lara Stone Great Tits No Ass in a White Bikini of the Day

Brooke Hogan and her Bikini isn’t the Manliest Thing Hulk Was Gay For of the Day

So I checked out Brooke Hogan’s twitter because I heard that her mom Linda came out saying that Hulk and Brutus the Beefcake were gay lovers…which is really shocking since they half nakedly and greased up in spandex used to rub each other down aggressively…in what looks like gay foreplay to me…. She didn’t mention how she’s the biggest dick her dad ever sucked off…but she did post this from some boat she’s on filming some shit movie about sharks: “Paparazzi get pretty crazy… Just make me look skinny boys lol” But I was more into this tweet: I would like to fill a pool up with ice cold, carbonated soda and jump in nakey. I’m so hot. Cuz white trash never felt so good…dreams of carbonated soda naked baths in the kiddie pool in the trailer park that she’ll never experience cuz her dad was a smart enough homosexual biker to make millions doing what he loved….being half naked and creased up with other men…. Who cares…everyone’s faggot. To See The Rest of the Bikini Pics – Cuz I Don’t Have The Rights – I Am Also Not Wearing Pants FOLLOW THIS LICK

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Sara Jean Underwood Showing Some Tongue Like a Whore of the Day

Sarah Jean Underwood is all hype right now…at least on the internet…because she does nerd shit half naked…and has an archive of nude pics the nerds who use the internet can gross reference for masturbation even though I see nothing but a scamming bottom feeding whore who got naked to get ahead, dated Seacrest to get ahead, got a gig on G4TV to get a head and now gets half naked to get ahead…it is some clever shit that makes her serious money and is more fun than stripping….you know less abusive a lie on herself that is easier to live with than really officially whoring out for 10 dollars a song…and I guess more girls with few talents but a great body should follow her lead……and I’ll follow her VAGINA ….but I’ll settle for tongue…

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Lara Stone’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Lara Stone is a model who has been NAKED in photoshoots enough for these ass crack pics to not be exciting, not that ass crack pics are every really exciting, you know since the top of an ass almost always lacks personality, especially with a saggy bathing suit hanging off it, and ever more especially cuz she’s got tons of nude pics of her floating around making this shit pretty obsolete…I’m just posting it cuz when she married her Comedian husband David Williams from Little Britain, they put a media block on all pictures published, resulting in lawyers and lawsuit threats for pictures that weren’t even this erotic…which is hardly erotic…making me seriously hate the cunt and her ego that makes her put media blocks on her honeymoon like she was the fucking royal family…bitch needs to get a fucking grip. To See the Rest of the Pics Follow This Link

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Love Mag’s Got Some High Concept Artistic Titties for Fashion In It of the Day

Here are a bunch of models who I can’t really differentiate from each other, but who are apparently Lara Stone, Mariacarla Boscono, Saksia de Brauw, Kristen McMenamy, Anais Pouliot, Guinevere van Seenus and Xiao Wen Ju topless for fashion in a high concept, artistic, and obnoxious looking photo shoot for Love Mag, a magazine that produces more nudity and softcore porn than me, but who packaged it in a clever way, that makes it appear high end and fashionable, making them millions, while I just get slated as a bottom feeding spamming porn site that can’t pay for the fucking server….my life is a fucking joke…and here are those pics…with some tit, nipple, panties and bondage…pretty winning formula if you ask me….which you didn’t…. Here’s a bunch of jailbait starlets I’m sure you’re a fan of, gracing multiple covers for the issue and I’m posting it now, because I know in 3 years, I’ll probably be posting their bikini pics, their addiction, their sex tapes, etc…so I’m doing the background research, documented their rise, starting today instead of in the future when really we have no idea whether I’ll be alive or not…. if you know what I mean…. So here’s Hailee Steinfeld, Elle Fanning and Chloe Moretz

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Lara Stone in Vogue US of the Day

Lara Stone is a cunt. Long story short, she married some comedian, they had a court order so that their pictures were illegal to publish, I published them and they tried to sue me….so I can’t help but hate her and her gapped tooth face for doing that…But she does have great tits…. She has been in Vogue Topless in Plaster ….she was Naked in Interview ….and now in a bikini for VOGUE US and as much as I hate her in theory, I really don’t give a fuck…. FOLLOW ME

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David Walliams and Lara Stone’s Celebrity Wedding Reception

There was an all star celebrity turnout at the wedding reception for David Walliams and Lara Stone . The couple married earlier on at Claridge’s and had the reception over at the lovely Shoreditch House. Names included Elton John, Jimmy Carr, James Corden, Claudia Winkleman, Jamie & Louise Redknapp, Geri Haliwell, Rob Brydon and Tess Daly .

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