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Kate Hudson: Pregnant! Matthew Bellamy: The Dad!

Well, that came out of nowhere. Kate Hudson is 14 weeks pregnant! A source confirms to Us that she is carrying boyfriend Matthew Bellamy’s baby, and that it wasn’t exactly something they were trying for. Oops! “It was not planned, but they are excited and embracing it,” the source says. Matthew Bellamy and Kate Hudson will soon be parents! The actress, who has been dating the Muse frontman for nine months, is “stoked” for her 7-year-old son Ryder (with ex-husband Chris Robinson) to have a sibling. “She is happy for Ryder to finally have a brother or sister,” says the source. Congratulations to the couple on the big news. This is the second least expected pregnancy story of the week after Owen Wilson and Jade Duell !

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Christina Ricci and Her Shorts of the Day

I know what you’re thinking…Christina Ricci hasn’t really been hot since she was in Casper…when she was 10…and that’s why you shouldn’t be working as a school bus driver or as camp councillor or even as a barber at Kid Cutz. You are a sick person and need to be locked up and Christina Ricci is a sick person for slaughtering her tits because she thought they were too big….Here she is in shorts

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Joan Collins Showing Off Her Body of the Day

These pictures of 77 year old Joan Collins on vacation. A vacation from what, I don’t know, because you’d think at 77 her entire life was a fucking vacation, even on vacation from using the toilet, because at a certain age, everything kinda shuts down, dies off and waits for death, but she looks fuckin’ amazing. Seriously, lookin at her makes me wish I was an orderly at the old folks home again, at least the one where she was living, because having my way with her when she is heavily medicated, asleep, deaf and too big in the vagina area to feel me, would actually not depress me after I cum, like it used to depress me after I was done with all the other old ladies I used to service in their final years, because I’m just a good guy like that.

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Joan Collins Showing Off Her Body of the Day