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Sarah Hyland’s Acting Career Must Be Over

Sarah Hyland is really getting good at this InstaModel crap. Not a day goes by that she isn’t working her social media feed in little to no clothing. I’m pretty sure she can kiss her acting career goodbye. I guess acting just doesn’t pay like it used to. I wonder what she will do after the Instagram bubble pops. It’s only a matter of time.          

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Sarah Hyland’s Acting Career Must Be Over

Joan Collins Showing Off Her Body of the Day

These pictures of 77 year old Joan Collins on vacation. A vacation from what, I don’t know, because you’d think at 77 her entire life was a fucking vacation, even on vacation from using the toilet, because at a certain age, everything kinda shuts down, dies off and waits for death, but she looks fuckin’ amazing. Seriously, lookin at her makes me wish I was an orderly at the old folks home again, at least the one where she was living, because having my way with her when she is heavily medicated, asleep, deaf and too big in the vagina area to feel me, would actually not depress me after I cum, like it used to depress me after I was done with all the other old ladies I used to service in their final years, because I’m just a good guy like that.

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Joan Collins Showing Off Her Body of the Day