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Tallulah Willis Pussy Dance of the Day

I don’t know about you – but all that arguing as the whether Die Hard was a Christmas Movie or not – has forced me to watch Bruce Willis’ daughter dancing it out a week after the fact in her bikini being a weirdo – because when you’re a rich kid…being a weirdo is all you’ve got to find a sense of self…and the good news is that there are no consequences for her actions cuz she’s a Willis motherfuckers…so she can just keep doing whatever it is she does…which I think is just posting random content with lesbian nudist undertones on her social media feed during her perpetual vacation that is her life….cuz Daddy Died Hard for Christmas all those years ago and has been a serious fucking earner ever since….plus there’s her stepdaddy dot com billionaire who probably had her throw some money into his funding of all kinds of apps when apps were a thing and people could become billionaires overnight…none of those people were me…imagine that..being on the internet with a website since 2004 and not coming up with an app or money making scheme during all that time…I mean the real loser is the one writing this….about the real winner which is this bikini girl….who doesn’t need to be a winner cuz she was born already won…. The takeaway from all this is that she’s skinny with some titties in a bikini with a fat ass that has no cellulite…I’m into it. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Tallulah Willis Pussy Dance of the Day

Salma Hayek Got Them Titties On of the Day

Salma Hayek may be old as fuck…but her tits are still big and that’s what people care about when it comes to Mexican imports who are stealing their jobs. You know all that build the wall concept of fuck immigrants who sneak in and stay, who cost the governement 20 billion dollars a year, when a wall would be a one time payment of 5 billion and would keep the bad people and their drugs out….that whole propaganda machine around illegals killing and raping citizens of the country…even though they are often times illegals who flew in via airplane and not walking across any wall….like the recent one of the Jamaican illegal who did some shit…dude didn’t cross any walls to get to America…. All this to say, none of this applies to tits…cuz we’re all like “BRING IN MORE TITS FROM ANYWHERE YOU CAN CUZ WE DON’T HAVE ENOUGH TITS HERE”….since we all love tits…so all that ILLEGALS shit only applies to the uglies…the way it is meant to be. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Salma Hayek Got Them Titties On of the Day