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Cougar Convention in San Francisco of the Day

Here’s a funny convention that I think I should organize the after party to, because Cougars in their knowledge of cock, need for male attention and love for younger cock because the chances of it ending up in another failed marriage are slim to none, keeping the relationship strictly fucking sexual is amazing to come across one night randomly at the bar, but much more amazing to walk in on a whole group of bitches who have already embraced the lifestyle enough to travel to conventions designed for them, you know this isn’t a one too many drink situation, this is a lifestyle, just be sure to wear a fuckin’ condom, cuz these older whores are known to be dirty from fuckin’ a lot and not using condoms since getting pregnant is a lot of the time all they really want…. Sure this is an example of giving women too many rights, making them think this lifestyle is amazing, when really they are miserable and just wish they had a man to serve and be controlled by, but at least they put out…

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Cougar Convention in San Francisco of the Day

Hayden Panettiere in Her Pink Spandex Shorts of the Day

When I first saw these Hayden pics, I thought “gross, I can see her balls” or vagina shaped like balls, like she was a gay dude on rollerskates, but as I saw them from a little closer I may or may not have got a little turned on. There’s just something about tight spandex, vagina hugging shorts that drive me a little bananas, shit just gets my nuts goin nuts, even if the bitch is built like a pick-up truck, maybe even is a little manly in her stance, or short in her stature, but these shorts just cancel all that out and are a huge reason why I sit by the bike path every weekend watching rollerbladers go by cuz they aren’t just for celebs you know, they are everywhere and I love them.

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Hayden Panettiere in Her Pink Spandex Shorts of the Day

Don’t Mess With Stormy Daniels’ Laundry

Here’s a lesson to all you fellas, let your wife/girlfriend do your laundry and do not attempt to do it yourself because if you do it wrong you may get your ass kicked! Yes, porn star Stormy Daniels was arrested after allegedly hitting her husband over the way he did her laundry. I never knew women were so sensitive when it came washing clothes.

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