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Heidi Montag’s Cleavage Show Returns

According to my sources, here’s Heidi Montag at the 3rd annual Reality TV Awards, which is something I didn’t realize existed until 30 seconds ago. But I’m glad it does, because otherwise, we wouldn’t have had a chance to see that even though Heidi’s 15 minutes of fame may be long over, her cleavage is still going strong. And I figure that ought to buy Heidi at least another 30 seconds of fame. Maybe even 45 if I’m going for a new personal best. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

The Gossip Girl Pun Index: Daddy’s Home

If you’re one of those people who has been disappointed with where the third season of Gossip Girl has gone, consider the laboriously titled “Dr. Estrangeloved” a course correction. Free from the domestic bliss embodied by Blair and Chuck, this was an episode that got back to basics: back-stabbing, overly contrived plotting and cancer. Yes, that’s right: Lily van der Woodsen, who was previously thought to be having an affair with her ex-husband, just needed him to help with her cancer treatments. And who plays the ex-husband? None other than William Baldwin, now one step closer to his future career as an Alec Baldwin impersonator. As always, there were puns, too. To the list!

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The Gossip Girl Pun Index: Daddy’s Home