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Dakota Fanning Baby Bump of the Day

Dakota Fanning looks pregnant…or maybe she’s fat…but likely pregnant…because these young hollywood types that are prostituted by their parents and the executives because they are above the law… It’s not some conspiracy that Corey Haim has put together for the world to see, hollywood pervert pedophiles exist and they aren’t all named Weinstein…and with that growing up exploited, an object or tool, comes flling void, sometimes with semen that sticks… Who knows…if she’s pregnant, or fat, it’s the same fill that empty soul…but I prefer to think that her damaged youth, robbed of a youth led to sexual dysfunction…it’s more interesting like that. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Dakota Fanning Baby Bump of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Shauna Sand Feeds Her Male Prostitute of the Day

It’s only fair, you know considering dude has to pretend to date this monster, and dude is probably shooting another sex tape with this monster, which means sticking his dick inside her scary, black, gaping pussy because that’s the only pay day the bitch has had, I mean other than when her soap star ex husband cuts her child support checks….cuz you know she’s such an involved and focused parent, an idol and inspiration to her kids, a role model as to what they shouldn’t do with their bodies, a reminder of their mom’s hooking to give them life luxuries so they don’t have to hook everytime she steps out of the house, going to clubs or laying on the beach half naked with multiple boy toys she hires to be her companion… Hopefully, some of her time is spend analyzing her sex tape’s performance….to figure out how to do better next time around…cuz you know there’s going to be another one…cuz you can’t be a whore crying for attention without one. I call this a pornstar in denial….No she’s not in denial, she should just be denied the opportunity to do porn…She’s the kind of bitch who shows up at the audition with a vagina on her face, that could probably double as one, cuz based on the dead animal in her panties, it probably would be the safer alternative, and more importantly just as fucking numb. You gotta see her sex tape – It’s hilarious… ….

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Hayden Panettiere is a Midget in a Dress of the DAy

Hayden Panettiere looks pregnant, but maybe she just let her massive Russian fighter boyfriend cum inside her and hasn’t squeezed it out yet, like the bitch I just spent 10 minutes watching in some creampie porn, as a reference point, to see if my scientific theory actually makes sense….then again, she is kind of a midget, and maybe she’s just eaten a jelly bean or some shit and her little midget stomach looks round and full, or maybe she’s got fat, but I prefer thinking it’s caused by her circus freak show sex….

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Christina Aguilera Pregnant Lookin’ Body of the DAy

I know there are Rumors of Christina Aguilera being a dyke with Sam Ronson and I wouldn’t be surprised if she was actually getting down like that, it’s been proven she likes really strange looking things that are Jewish…not to mention publicity and shocking the world about her sexuality like a low grade Madonna in the 80s is her thing and she’s here with Nicole Richie who is part of that Sam Ronson crew…. However, it wouldn’t really explain why she looks pregnant and in maternity clothes, unless of course she’s eating her emotions to deal with eating nasty pussy, in a “where has my life gone and what has it become” kind of depression I’m sure you deal with daily. I don’t because I drink. Either way, I know you fat American trash love you some big fat women who look like Anna Nicole Smith, because that’s just part of your fucking heritage, and you think big tits conquer all, even if they are attached to a fucking cow in a muumuuu…. Here she is at the premiere of her movie with Cher….Burlesque….She is a fucking tank… Here’s a little Cher to scare us a little more… Here is some more X-TIna getting a star on hollywood blvd that she paid for cuz that’s how it works…..

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