Last time I did a post on Anna Herrin , it was love at first sight for me and the Little Tuna. But just in case any of you are still on the fence, here’s another massive set of bikini pictures from my current dream girl. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’m definitely falling in love with that perfect booty all over again. You can feel love in your pants region, right? » view all 71 photos
I know a lot of you cynics out there don’t believe in love at first sight, but me and the Little Tuna both fell head over heels for Denise Schaefer after seeing this shoot the Peruvian hottie did with Jeffrey Chan. She’s got everything I look for in a woman these days: a perfect body and an Instagram full of bikini and/or lingerie selfies. I mean, what more do you really need?
Hotel Erotica ~ The Lobby (Preview) from Thomas Hodges on Vimeo . I saw this video making the rounds of the internet, and I didn’t really take the time to figure out what it is, I just know it is on VIMEO so that must mean it is art not porn, but not necessarily good art or interesting art, even though vagina flashes in public are always good art, except apparently, when part of weirdo fucking videos that look like some bootleg shit some college student shat our for a project back in 1995….before digital… I figure if you click the video, you’ll see more about what it’s about, but for now, I’ll just use it to bring back memories of an 18 year old pantyless girl I once met in a club, and by met, I mean looked up her skirt as she danced on a balcony, not knowing I was looking….It was love at first sight/lip slip…we didn’t end up meeting…but I saw all I needed to see….
Meet Alyssa Arce . This is the first time I’ve done a post on the Southern hottie, but I think I’m already in love. You can fall in love at first sight through your pants, right? Anyway, according to my research, Alyssa’s a Playboy Playmate, which is great news, and she partied on a yacht with Justin Bieber or something recently, which is not so great news. I mean, what’s that teenage lesbian got that I don’t? You know, besides millions of dollars and fans and a yacht. Whatever. I’d still love to take Alyssa motorboating some time. And we wouldn’t even have to leave my bedroom. Call me! Continue reading →
I know a lot of you cynics out there don’t believe in love at first sight, and I guess you must be right. Because if I thought I loved Canadian hottie Danielle Knudson the first time I saw her in a bikini , it’s got nothing on what I’m feeling now that I’ve had the chance to see her in lingerie too. Because if getting massive swelling in your pants region isn’t a sign of true love, then I don’t know what is. What can I say? I guess I’m just a hopeless romantic. » view all 12 photos
I barely follow the WWE anymore, unless you count watching old clips of Stacy Keibler on YouTube, but if you’re looking for a good reason to keep up with pro wrestling these days, I’ve got two for you: The Bella Twins . Here they are promoting themselves at some kind of WWE event, and as you can probably tell, Nikki and Brie Bella make for a pretty amazing tag team. Granted, I still haven’t seen them in the ring, but that’s only because they haven’t been in one filled with Jello yet, and I’m saving up my pennies for that to finally come on pay-per-view. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
Last time we saw Colombian hottie Daniela Lopez Osorio , I told you guys it was love at first sight for me and the Little Tuna. Well, here she is back again with another mind-meltingly hot photoshoot, and it’s official: I’m definitely in love. How can I tell? You know how people say love feels like their heart is about to explode? Well, I feel exactly the same way right now, only with my pants region. I’d better go tell my mom the good news.
This is the first I’m ever hearing of Abby Brothers , but I think I might already be in love. Because between this beach photoshoot and the last 10+ minutes I’ve spent drooling over “researching” her Instagram , I’m quickly becoming a big fan. And I know a lot of you cynics out there don’t believe in love at first sight, but judging from my pants action right now, the Little Tuna is totally smitten. I told you, it’s pretty romantic stuff, right?
We adore Kate Upton. It was love at first sight, and it never faded. She’s worked hard to earn and keep our love since we first laid eyes on her, and unlike some stars whose appeal fades with time, hers has only grown. Versatile and talented, stunningly beautiful yet still down-to-earth and approachable, she’s the real deal. We simply can’t get enough of the 21-year-old. With a mile-long list of desirable attributes, she’s the All-American dream girl, and there’s no one else we’d rather be with, no matter the circumstances. Whatever it is we were doing (and we can think of plenty of fun activities), we would have a blast, because … just look at her. How could you not?! Specifically, are 13 things we would really love to do with her … 13 Things We Would Do With Kate Upton 1. Take a Yoga Class Not only would you share a moment of zen and stretch muscles you didn’t even know you had, but Kate Upton would be wearing a tight-fitting workout top AND yoga pants.