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Ariel Winter LaPalme Magazine Weirdness of the Day

Ariel Winter is in some bootleg boudoir pics old fat ladies get at the flea market to impress their white trash husband on their 25th wedding anniversary – because they are disgusting, trying to look hot, and even after the shoot, the costumes, the make-up…look like characters out of a horror movie…I call it “the fat faced old lady who works at a diner in lingerie and a push up bra with her massive flat ass and monster cleavage coming to burn me with her hot coffee pot…” Ariel winter…not good…not good at all. The post Ariel Winter LaPalme Magazine Weirdness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paris Hilton’s Ass in a Dress of the Day

Paris Hilton may be in her mid to late 30s but like any superficial Beverly Hills rich kid – she knows the value of looking good and staying skinny. It’s a superficial world and you are what you present yourself as which in Paris’ case is a sensationalized overrated dumb blonde with a sex tape who talks in baby talk to be cute who above all is not fat and willing to show you because it’s how she markets herself. I am convinced she owns a percentage of Kim Kardashians empire because I’ve heard she’s a brilliant business person from a global hotel brand stock and not some bootleg sugar baby and lawyer daughter that is Kim K, and even if she’s not getting her 10-20 percent off the top, she’s still able to leverage that international brand name that is her last name for Arab men who pay her to go to their parties – it is status and probably a biohazard….at least in the pussy range… She still looks good to me…. To see the rest of the pics click here The post Paris Hilton’s Ass in a Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid is Dressed Like a Kyle Jenner of the Day

Bella Hadid is news…or her cameltoe is…because when you’re the bootleg sister of some bootleg model and the kid of some bootleg reality tv stars thanks to being bored rich people…the world cares.. The only think that I like about her is knowing that her public “boyfriend” The Weekend fucks with other girls when he’s in Canada where he lives…possibly exposing her to AIDS and putting an end to her, disrupting her family for 3-4 hours before realizing that they only care about their vapid, self involved selves… The Worst.. The post Bella Hadid is Dressed Like a Kyle Jenner of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Practicing Her Family Craft of the Day

Here’s Kendall Jenner posting some training videos her mom puts her through… We call it the get used to the camera, that makes us money, open that mouth, that makes us money, when they two come together, that makes us money, now open wider, the dick you’ll be sucking when we need you to bring out the big guns, and to dial into our core business and brand, will be massive and black…WIDER…and keep those eyes looking at the camera…good girl….now go promote some nonsense on your instagram and get us paid….we own the world…WE OWN THE WORLD…. The post Kendall Jenner Practicing Her Family Craft of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jojo Levesque Grabbing Titty of the Day

Jojo Levesque confuses me, mainly because when she was a hit jailbait performer, there was very little hot about her, she was 15 and like some bootleg Avril Lavigne, yet that didn’t stop the perverts, the perverts who bought into it, probably because she was 15…and that’s just fucking creepy… Well, after leaving the industry for a black boyfriend, she’s back and now grabbing tits, giving us something to actually get into…to forget that she banged black guys – as white guys hate when white girls fuck black guys… I am not allowed to name the girl who’s tit is getting grabbed, we have a pact, but I will say between you an me, she’s pretty fucking magical…amazing…sexy as fuck…and I would have her babies….you may not see it in the pics…but when she tells drunken frat girls to shut the fuck up…that goes right to the depths of your soul and that’s probably why Jojo is going at it… The post Jojo Levesque Grabbing Titty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Worthington Has the Best Upskirt Ever of the Day

I am guess that Chloe Worthington is some bootleg model…who is just trying to get out there as an official model…but maybe she is an official model and I am just not ontop of all the girls involved because they are all interchangeable…which is essentially the whole fucking point of models… That said, she’s mastered the art of shamelessness and giving the pussy spilling out of panty upskirt…which as of late is my favorite kind of upskirt… And for that I think you should all celebrate her by following her on instagram….don’t let this upskirt go to waste, encourage her to do more stunts of attention…I mean with this one being this good…it’s just bound to get better….when she breaks 10,000 followers…newb. FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM TO ENCOURAGE MORE PUBLICITY STUNT SMUT

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Creepy Hotel Erotica Video of the Day

Hotel Erotica ~ The Lobby (Preview) from Thomas Hodges on Vimeo . I saw this video making the rounds of the internet, and I didn’t really take the time to figure out what it is, I just know it is on VIMEO so that must mean it is art not porn, but not necessarily good art or interesting art, even though vagina flashes in public are always good art, except apparently, when part of weirdo fucking videos that look like some bootleg shit some college student shat our for a project back in 1995….before digital… I figure if you click the video, you’ll see more about what it’s about, but for now, I’ll just use it to bring back memories of an 18 year old pantyless girl I once met in a club, and by met, I mean looked up her skirt as she danced on a balcony, not knowing I was looking….It was love at first sight/lip slip…we didn’t end up meeting…but I saw all I needed to see….

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Elizabeth Hurley Photoshopped Bikini Pics of the Day

Liz Hurley won’t get in a bikini for her bikini store launches in the UK…she hires bitches to do that for her….and she won’t get in a bikini on vacation…she wears one pieces and covers up….but for some reason she agreed to get into a bikini for some bootleg, low quality looking magazine I’ve never heard of, because I guess they agreed to photoshop her so hard that it’s no longer a picture of her anymore legally….and I’m not complaining, cuz seriously, I don’t need to see an old mom, ex model, half naked, I can just look at her pics from when she was at her prime….that’s what matters….not this shit….

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Halle Berry See Through Shirt of the Day

I like Halle Berry cuz she’s accessible black pussy for white people, because she is half white, raised white and about as gutter and projects as any suburban mom you see in a Volvo, but she plays the black card so well that movie execs give her work, since it allows them to look like they are giving a black girl a chance, knowing none of the shit they have to deal with when dealing with a real black girl are gonna be issues…..cuz she’s fucking white….and she knows if she plays black…she’s get to win Oscars….it’s like everyday is Halloween for her…and as long as she’s showing off tit in see through shirts…I’m into her and her race scam….

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Teri Hatcher in a Wet Suit of the Day

Remember when Teri Hatcher was all the rage. It was back when she was on some bootleg Superman show that depressed me to watch at the time…without realizing that a decade and a half later…the real depression would be in her bra…cuz her tits look deflated and sad…not to mention her face looks like something out of a zombie movie where she came to life to eat brains after dying a horrible scuba diving accident and I am legitimately scared of whatever I am looking at….pussy everyone freaked out about doesn’t always stay that way and here’s the proof….

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