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Star Wars Tits of the Day

Here’s Daisy Ridley, the girl in Star Wars, a movie I didn’t see but know that Han Solo gets killed by his son, since Star Wars is based on sons killing dads, up on some “I want to fuck my mom, stop desecrating her with your abuse and penis that made me dad”… That went into an interesting place…but not as interesting as the fact that this chick was a naked dead body in a TV show in 2014….a TV show no one gave a shit about…and a year later she’s in the biggest franchise of all time…crazy… Life lesson…show your tits and good things happen…feel free to use the email contact on this site….to get started… The post Star Wars Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Practicing Her Family Craft of the Day

Here’s Kendall Jenner posting some training videos her mom puts her through… We call it the get used to the camera, that makes us money, open that mouth, that makes us money, when they two come together, that makes us money, now open wider, the dick you’ll be sucking when we need you to bring out the big guns, and to dial into our core business and brand, will be massive and black…WIDER…and keep those eyes looking at the camera…good girl….now go promote some nonsense on your instagram and get us paid….we own the world…WE OWN THE WORLD…. The post Kendall Jenner Practicing Her Family Craft of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Does Instagram of the Day

I have no idea why I am posting a Selena Gomez instagram round-up, like I fucking care about Selena Gomez, her LUPUS or the fact that she had Justin Bieber inside her when he was underage, like some kind of sex offender… I mean, I am totally, one hundred percent confident in the fact that I don’t give a fuck about her or her probably breast implants…yet here I am….uploading pics of her like she matters to me…or really to anyone… I just hope at least one of you is capable of jerking off to these pics…but I mean if you are…you’re probably already her fan…and you probably already have seen these since you follow her on instagram…unless you only like your instagram pics set to useless banter by a drunken asshole who didn’t get a blowjob last night even though he should have…becuase that’s what is supposed to happen when you’re in cocaine fueled 3 am dance parties in random crackhouses with a girl with great tits.. All this to say….here’s her instagram bullshit…that should be a sex tape…but proven everyday of my life…you can’t always get what you want.

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Gabrielle Union’s Got a Hot Dress of the Day

Gabrielle Union is rocking a pretty amazing dress..which is nice to see…because as a rape survivor, you’d think she’s avoid putting on outfits to tempt the sick fucks who do that whole rape thing, but they say rape has got nothing to do with suggestive outfits….and I guess she wasn’t a freak about the whole being raped thing…because otherwise she’d be the Jodie Foster/Rosie O’Donnell hustle….fearing the penis….and not the model who dates celebrities….and athletes who you may or may not know from such hits as Bring it On and Deliver Us from Eva…. She’s 40, she’s showing off tit, I’m into it, that’s all… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Christina Milian Does the Gym of the Day

Christina Milian was at the gym working out…..and snapped off an instagram pic that would have been way more effective if it was shot in the lockerroom while taking a shower…or stretching…or all sweaty in spandex doing squats..all crotch soaked with vagina definition….but instead we get this….but she still inspires all you fat moms out there to get off your fat ases cuz all it takes is a little work to get your twerk…someone like me would be willing to get down to your instagram poics….which is something I know all of you moms dream of….I make marriages bearable….

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