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Jenna Dewan Does Pilates of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that if you’re going to join a fitness activity to jerk off to either in the lockerroom, when you get back home from the class, or if you’re daring and don’t want to ever get invited back, right there while the women in the class are doing provocative moves….then Pilates should be on your short list….even if you’re capable of jerking off to pretty much anything because that’s all you do and know… I guess Pilates is a great place to find Divorcees trying to be hot, sexy and show off their flexbility to build their confidence to get fucked again. Just not by you.

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Kate Moss is Still Amazing of the Day

It’s like it was just yesterday that she was a single mom, dating some heroin addict rockstar, releasing videos of her doing blow at all the cool parties, when not on a yacht topless, for the world to see her mid 30s long, well traveled nipples… It’s like it was a week ago that she was the Calvin Klein heroin chic it girl at 18, being shat on by everyone for being to skinny, while being cummed on by Johnny Depp and pretty much everyone.. It’s like it was just today, that she is in this photoshoot for some October issue magazine, called Vogue Paris, still looking amazing. I’m a Kate Moss fan, basic maybe, but at least I’m consistent… The post Kate Moss is Still Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Doggy Style with a Dog of the Day

Hilary Duff, possible scientologist but definite thick puck slut turned mom…who I assume fucked her boyfriend up the ass with a hockey stick…like it was Hockey Initiation…because dude was a billionaire and only played hockey for the lockerroom antics….is posing with her ass in the air with some puppies.. And she’s wearing a tight black dress….showing off those thighs…what the fuck is this… I wonder how many of her core fanbase of perverts are jerking off to this shit liek she was still Lizzy Maguire.but not really…because I just assume all dudes jerk off all the time…I see it sent to me on snapchat because they think I’m a fucking woman…for some fucked up reason….and thinking about perverts jerking off to anything, including but not limited to Stuff by Hilary Duff…is pretty fucking homo. The post Hilary Duff Doggy Style with a Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Doggy Style with a Dog of the Day

Hilary Duff, possible scientologist but definite thick puck slut turned mom…who I assume fucked her boyfriend up the ass with a hockey stick…like it was Hockey Initiation…because dude was a billionaire and only played hockey for the lockerroom antics….is posing with her ass in the air with some puppies.. And she’s wearing a tight black dress….showing off those thighs…what the fuck is this… I wonder how many of her core fanbase of perverts are jerking off to this shit liek she was still Lizzy Maguire.but not really…because I just assume all dudes jerk off all the time…I see it sent to me on snapchat because they think I’m a fucking woman…for some fucked up reason….and thinking about perverts jerking off to anything, including but not limited to Stuff by Hilary Duff…is pretty fucking homo. The post Hilary Duff Doggy Style with a Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gabrielle Union’s Got a Hot Dress of the Day

Gabrielle Union is rocking a pretty amazing dress..which is nice to see…because as a rape survivor, you’d think she’s avoid putting on outfits to tempt the sick fucks who do that whole rape thing, but they say rape has got nothing to do with suggestive outfits….and I guess she wasn’t a freak about the whole being raped thing…because otherwise she’d be the Jodie Foster/Rosie O’Donnell hustle….fearing the penis….and not the model who dates celebrities….and athletes who you may or may not know from such hits as Bring it On and Deliver Us from Eva…. She’s 40, she’s showing off tit, I’m into it, that’s all… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Christina Milian Does the Gym of the Day

Christina Milian was at the gym working out…..and snapped off an instagram pic that would have been way more effective if it was shot in the lockerroom while taking a shower…or stretching…or all sweaty in spandex doing squats..all crotch soaked with vagina definition….but instead we get this….but she still inspires all you fat moms out there to get off your fat ases cuz all it takes is a little work to get your twerk…someone like me would be willing to get down to your instagram poics….which is something I know all of you moms dream of….I make marriages bearable….

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Hilary Duff Side-Profile Tit of the Day

I don’t know what’s happening to Hilary Duff, maybe it’s just the angle, but it looks like she may be growing breasts. Maybe she’s finally hit puberty, or maybe she’s wearing a push-up bra, or maybe she’s been laying so low profile cuz she bought herself implants, which I doubt cuz her husband is one of those “in it for the lockerroom comradery” jocks, gay to the core, disguised in jacked up testosterone and initiation hazings and by default is into her looking as manly and broad shouldered as possible for him to fuck, unless he’s using her as bait to lure his teammates in, in which case it all makes sense… All this to say I’m digging this stuff by Duff….

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Prince Kicks Kim Kardashian Off Stage of the Day

I guess Kim Kardashian is at the point of entitled where she feels like her big round porno sex tape making ass has the right to do whatever the fuck she wants…She’s untouchable…except when making sex tapes with black dudes who not only touch her….and have unprotected sex with her…but also pee on her….not that it matters..she’s done a great job making the world forget her sex tape…. Even Though They Can Buy It Here It is all our fucking fault for making her this brand everyone loves and that I don’t understand…but here’s her latest story…cuz her D cup titties and fat ass have given us the opportunity to really get to know her….annoying personality that’s conning us while making millions… So she got on stage with Prince, he kicked her off, cuz she has no right fucking up his show or cheapening it by showing her 5 foot 2 frame being taller than him and if you want to read the funny story about how she refused to dance cuz she thought it would ruin her gut harness that makes her look less fat or maybe cuz her only move is being a public urinal at a Jamaican bobsled training session for the locals..if you know what I mean ….no racist. follow this link ….

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Lucy Lawless in Spartacus of the Day

I was never into Xena Warrior Princess…Not even when it was on the only channel I could pick up with my TV on a Sunday when hungover with an erection ready to be serviced before I had the internet…maybe it was cuz I wasn’t a virgin, maybe it’s cuz I hate that fantasy warrior shit, maybe it was the shitty production quality that brought me to jerking off to my neighbor’s dirty laundry, maybe it is all Xena’s fault I am the pervert I am….but I know a lot of people were into it…because you have trouble getting laid, and really who needs girls, they just get in the way of your Role Playing War Games…You fucking weirdo…. Turns out that I am into her getting naked on TV in this Spartacus shit…even though she’s huge and I like my bitches dainty, and even when the show is pretty much Xena 2.0…cuz thanks to the internet…there’s tits…and I don’t have to watch the whole thing..and that WORKS FOR ME… Here she is with some bitch named Jamie Murray in some Lesbean shit… Here’s some bitch named Marisa Ramirez with a great ass getting interracial… ANd here’s some uncredited actress flashing tit and bush in an orgy…cuz we all gotta start somewhere!

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Hilary Duff Thickness to Start the Day of the Day

I am a pretty inconsistent person. Some people have said that I am unstable, schizo, a sociopath, bipolar and a lot of other shit, but really it’s none of that, sometimes I dig a thick bitch with a thick ass, it’s all womanly and I want to bury myself inside her uterus like I was her husbands semen fertilizing her eggs….but this isn’t a biology class…. Sometimes, I point and laugh at her thickness she accumlated to deal with her homosexual hockey husband in the lockerroom telling stories about Hilary to lure his teammates home to initiate her pussy and the new teammates while he masturbates in the corner….other times I like the fact that she’s a dirty little puck slut who likes to accommodate. Either way, I am feeling these pics….she’s lookin hot, or maybe I am I just horny….who knows…

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