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Ashley Tisdale Pussy Print Bikini of the Day

I think that it’s asking a lot of me to post someone like Ashley Tisdale on her bikini party, day two, even after a weekend to reflect on it, and expect me to have some sort of life changing observation, when shit is played out, repetitive, boring even… I mean sure, she’s a girl from TV a few decades ago, in her 40s, wearing a bikini looking 20 pounds fatter than she was when she used to work out, before getting married and lazy as women tend to do, rocking bigger tits than she ever had due to a slowing down of her metabolism…. That makes her more interesting than all the women I saw in bikini this past weekend, who I realized for the first time, were wringing out their bikini tops, something I never noticed women do, and they do it by by squeezing their tits…which I guess is a wonderful thing to realize women do….45 years after first obsessing over women in bikinis…I’m late to the game…which I guess is how we feel about Tisdale getting slutty now…a little late to the game…but still half naked and ain’t nothing wrong with that. Here is her version of this for Instagram TO SEE MORE Ashley Tisdale – Doggy Style Bikini CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ashley Tisdale Pussy Print Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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It’s Labor Day of the Day

It’s Labor Day – and every Labor Day I pay tribute to all of our moms who have gone into labor to create us – which historically is the whole point of Labor Day, take time off for yourself to reflect and have a rebirth in which you can’t wear white pants or some shit….the point is that I know not all of you like your mom, or want to watch birthing videos, but this joke was funny when I first did it and is jus gross and played out now, but who am I to shit on or disrespect tradition…happy Labor Day / end of summer / beginning of summer if you’re moving to Australia bullshit day off by getting drunk and date raping people more drunk than you Noah’s Birth…. Emotional Live Birth… Their Amazing Birth Video Ryan’s Birth Dog Gives Birth to Puppies!! Baby is Born – Fully Intact! Doggy Style Birth Real child Birth… Big Titty Child Birth More Natural CHild Birth Baby Birthed in the Hot Tum – Like So Many SPring Breaks Floating Afterbirth Inflatable! The post It’s Labor Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Doggy Style with a Dog of the Day

Hilary Duff, possible scientologist but definite thick puck slut turned mom…who I assume fucked her boyfriend up the ass with a hockey stick…like it was Hockey Initiation…because dude was a billionaire and only played hockey for the lockerroom antics….is posing with her ass in the air with some puppies.. And she’s wearing a tight black dress….showing off those thighs…what the fuck is this… I wonder how many of her core fanbase of perverts are jerking off to this shit liek she was still Lizzy Maguire.but not really…because I just assume all dudes jerk off all the time…I see it sent to me on snapchat because they think I’m a fucking woman…for some fucked up reason….and thinking about perverts jerking off to anything, including but not limited to Stuff by Hilary Duff…is pretty fucking homo. The post Hilary Duff Doggy Style with a Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Workout of the Day

I have no idea why Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was one of my favorite models all these years… I mean there’s really no reason for it, I’m not a bald dude, I am not into Transformers, she’s not all that great, and I don’t give a fuck about women from the UK and their silly accents like they are pretending to be Mary Poppins…we get it, you’re sophisticated you English cunt… I don’t care about Jason Strathen, I don’t care about any of the work she’s done, except some of the nude stuff, and making Megan Fox realize a vapid model who doesn’t even act is better at acting than her… I guess I just like that she looks like a straight up bitch, you know the kind of girl you see in a restaurant being rude to the staff, and I just get off to girls who are mean, especially towards me…I find it exciting…. So let’s watch her to doggy style position exercises that never look this good while jerking off at the gym…. TO SEE HER LEAVING THE GYM IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE The post Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Workout of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Top 5 Doggy Style Sex Scenes

The dog days of summer are here, and it’s the perfect time to throw yourself a bone with Mr. Skin’s Top 5 Doggy Style Sex Scenes. You’ll be begging for more as Noomi Rapace , Michelle Williams , Heather Graham , Marisa Tomei , and Halle Berry get taken to the pound in scenes of animal passion. Who says you can’t teach an old dog nude tricks?

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Flying Car To Become Reality in 2011…And With Great Gas Mileage

Just when you thought flying cars were nowhere near to feasible, the first one is slated to debut next year. added by: JSDavis82

Desperate couple had sex on beach in front of EVERYONE!

A brazen couple was so overcome with desire, the pair stripped naked and had doggy style sex on the beach in full view of EVERYONE! Police were called after horrified onlookers saw no end to the wild romp at a family-friendly vacation spot on the coast of Macedonia. The lovers were seen naked, having passionate doggy style sex on a mat by the water. “They were going at it hammer and tongs. Some people were cheering them on or making suggestions about what to do next. But there were young children there and their parents were very angry,” a witness said. The couple was marched out into the sea and ordered to “cool off” by police, then the randy pair left the beach. No arrests were made. http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=18165 added by: knowandtell