The dog days of summer are here, and it’s the perfect time to throw yourself a bone with Mr. Skin’s Top 5 Doggy Style Sex Scenes. You’ll be begging for more as Noomi Rapace , Michelle Williams , Heather Graham , Marisa Tomei , and Halle Berry get taken to the pound in scenes of animal passion. Who says you can’t teach an old dog nude tricks?
Is Katy Perry trying our for the sequel to Piranha 3DD (tentatively titled Piranha 3DDD )? Because these might be the best butt shots we’ve ever seen of the voluptuous pop tart. And from the looks of it, her famous funbags popped out as well as she took a tumble at the Raging Waters Water Park (more like Raging Wood, amirite?) in San Dimas, CA. She’s facing away from the camera, but closer SKINspection may reveal a nip slip to go along with the full moon. Maybe if we stare at it for a few more hours… See more from Katy Perry ‘s wet n’ wild wardrobe malfunction after the jump!
Floyd Mayweather is undefeated in the boxing ring. But the multiple-time, multiple-weight class champion just lost a battle in court: a judge sentenced him to 90 days in prison. Mayweather was arrested in September of 2010 after ex-girlfriend Josie Harris, the mother of his children, accused the athlete of hitting her in the head in front of the former couple’s kids. Following the incident, this Grand Rapids, Michigan native agreed to a deal with prosecutors in which he pleaded guilty to misdemeanor domestic violence in exchange for lawyers dropping any felony charges. He also pleaded no contest to a pair of misdemeanor harassment charges stemming from an alleged threat to beat up his kids. Mayweather must begin serving his sentence on January 3. He must also complete 100 hours of community service and a 12-month domestic violence program. So much for that spring bout with Manny Pacquiao. [Photo: WENN.com]
The countdown to the end of the world is ON, people. We’re one year away from December 21, 2012, the date that the ancient Mayan Long Count calendar allegedly marked as the end of the world and humanity as we know it. But will it? Guess we’ll find out in 365 days. There have been many such proclamations – Christian radio guy Harold Camping botched two this year alone – but the Mayan prophecy seems to have the most clout. The Mayan civilization, which reached its height from 300 A.D. to 900 A.D., had a talent for astronomy, as advanced mathematics and primitive astronomy flourished. After creating allegedly the world’s most accurate calendar, the Mayans predicted the world’s end, marked by a solar shift, a Venus transit, violent earthquakes, etc. Their Long Count calendar begins in 3,114 B.C., marking time in roughly 394-year periods known as Baktuns. The 13th, and FINAL, Baktun ends December 21, 2012. Basically, we are beyond f*%ked. You heard it here. Enjoy your final Baktun, become a fan of THG on Facebook and help us break a million followers by that date! Also, VOTE: Will the world end on 12/21/12?
Stop us if you’ve heard this before: Joe Giudice is in major trouble with the law. The husband of Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member Teresa Giudice was indicted today on one charge of wrongfully using identifying information of another and one charge of impersonation. The crimes allegedly took place when Joe used his brother’s marriage license and birth certificate to obtain a driver’s license in June 2010. Combined, these counts could land Joe in jail for over 10 years. Teresa’s 40-year old squeeze has also been arrested for DUI and accused of hiding assets from the court after filing for Chapter 7 Bankruptcy in 2009. At one time, his cumulative debt totaled $11 million.
Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton and New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez are an item, according to the New York Post. Sanchez has been paying frequent late-night visits to her NYC apartment, having been spotted several times at the voluptuous blonde’s pad since November. Mark is 25 years old. Kate Upton is 19. Nineteen! Just barely passing the “half your age plus seven” test, that’s a step up from his old GF Eliza Kruger , 17. Sanchez was seen in the lobby of the building where Kate Upton (who’s also been linked to Kanye) lives, carrying gifts for her after a charity event early last month. On another occasion, Sanchez was spotted coming into the building with bags a minute or two after Upton arrived. They’ve also been seen at his place of work. Upton has also attended some Jets games as her sister, Christie Upton, is a manager of client relations for the team and works closely with Mark Sanchez. Another source insists that Upton and Sanchez are “just friends.” The Jets QB has also been linked to actresses Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Hayden Panettiere, who’s now dating his teammate Scotty McKnight, in recent years.
Haruka Ayase,26-year-old beauty made her showbiz debut in 2000 as a gravure idol and is often photographed in bikinis and other skimpy outfits. But she has since established herself as a well-recognised actress with a string of accolades under her belt, including the Best Actress title at Japan#39;s Television Drama Academy Awards. Japanese beauty Haruka Ayase held everyone in the media spellbound when she was here recently to promote Japanese skincare brand SKII. Although the voluptuous actre
Katy Perry appeared on The Simpsons last night as a live action version of herself, mocking her recent Sesame Street scandal with her famous chest in full effect. Also, Moe went down on her. Stupid bartenders get all the action. We’d bore you with more details, but we know you’re only here for two things. So click here for The Simpsons quotes and ogle the voluptuous Katy Perry below: Follow the jump for a live-action video of our favorite “Firework” … Beautiful Katy Perry Visits The Simpsons