I don’t care what anyone says, Britney Spears is hot as f%ck!!! Here is her new commercial and the chick is doing the splits in latex lingerie. Little Tuna is sold. I literally watched this clip 50 times. Good job Brit! I only wish it was 2 hours longer!
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Britney Spears Does The Splits!!!
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Kate Beckinsale the never dying pussy you want to have sex with because you saw Underworld 15 years ago – and you’re still fucking into the babe in the movie – because she looks the fucking same – she is crazy…she is weird – creepy even – but not too creepy to want to stare at her doing the splits on a hummer…and not giving a hummer, she’s more into letting dudes cum in her – that’s why she has a 20 year old kid…who you want to fuck…because she’s KATE beckinsale spawn.. The post Kate Beckinsale’s Splits on a Hummer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Hilary Duff, possible scientologist but definite thick puck slut turned mom…who I assume fucked her boyfriend up the ass with a hockey stick…like it was Hockey Initiation…because dude was a billionaire and only played hockey for the lockerroom antics….is posing with her ass in the air with some puppies.. And she’s wearing a tight black dress….showing off those thighs…what the fuck is this… I wonder how many of her core fanbase of perverts are jerking off to this shit liek she was still Lizzy Maguire.but not really…because I just assume all dudes jerk off all the time…I see it sent to me on snapchat because they think I’m a fucking woman…for some fucked up reason….and thinking about perverts jerking off to anything, including but not limited to Stuff by Hilary Duff…is pretty fucking homo. The post Hilary Duff Doggy Style with a Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Hilary Duff Doggy Style with a Dog of the Day
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Alexis Ren is a tumblr, turned Instagram, sensation who has millions of followers because her and her boyfriend took pretty legendary pictures of themselves in really incredible tropical settings…giving lame women and pretty much everyone out there…this whole “Blue Lagoon” content…that they could fantasize about in their shitty lives and existence behind a cubicle.. IT was like “How could this great body 18 year old, live this amazing life, with this chiseled possibly mixed race dude…a fantasy that made them famous, got her work, made them money, and now she’s showing her nipple for a mall brand that I guess has gone a little racy…showing nipples…and as long as there are 18 year old nipples in this world…and mall brands use those nipples to sell product…when those 18 year old nipples are traveling the world fucking some dude in 5 star hotels…while I sit here hating my life…we’re in a good place.. Fuck all these idiots..it’s all so fucking boring…I don’t care about these useless it girls…who don’t deserve anything but a job as a cocktail waitress…seriously.. At least she’s not a Jenner… The post Alexis Ren Nipple for Planet Blue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Alexis Ren Nipple for Planet Blue of the Day
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Taylor Swift decided to casually show the world some of her moves she uses while getting her heart broken as she banks out as many dudes as she can to fill the void in her soul that she originally thought fame and money would fill…only to realize it is requires something much more primal than that…a good fuck…so this girl has gone through some of the dirtiest cocks in Hollywood….making her as polluted as a porn star…but unlike a pornstar, she didn’t spin it as being feminist, but rather…as being broke hearted and taken advantage of a man who just wanted to get her doing the splits on her dick…when you know she’s the kind of girl who wants to be gagged by her panties while begging for the mother fucker to split her in half…and that this broken heart is just her quest to find the perfect fitting massive cock…cuz this pussy can take some objects….large objects…to satiate her insatiable appetite…that she will spin into a sob story for people to believe so that they relate and buy… CONSUMERISM!!!! All this to say, fuck this ho not just because she’s rich, but because her long lean body can do the splits… The post Taylor Swift Doing the Splits with Black Men of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Taylor Swift Doing the Splits with Black Men of the Day
I have a feeling that this yoga instructor is pretty amazing in bed!
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Yoga Frog Splits
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You know after seeing the McKayla Maroney nude pics that she pretended weren’t of her – until deciding to accept that they were of her – only to say that they were taken at 17 and that anyone who looked at them was a sex offender – her doing the splits at 18 probably isn’t as appealing to you – because if you even know who McKayla Maroney, I am going to assume it is because you are a sex offender who likes her youthful disposition, and that it is not because you are into Olympic level gymnastics…you fucking pervert… I also will assume that being an 18 year old girl, who knew her audience was a bunch of creeps, she played up being young and innocent because that’s what you all wanted…I know how young girls think, especially in this porn generation…I know nothing is innocent anymore…blame internet, hormones in the food, and Kim Kardashian.
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McKayla Maroney Does the Splits Adidas Campaign of the Day
If you read this site, you will know that I have a women’s tennis fetish. It is the only sport that I find sleazy enough to keep me interested enough to watch. Short skirts, pornographic grunts, panty flashes, sweat, all while being white collar and classy…it’s just an erotic experience…as long as Serene Williams isn’t participating, or winning, despite being an amazing atheletic force that you could confuse for being a dude up on some Ladybug RIP Jonathan Brandis shit…or some She’s the Man RIP Amanda Bynes shit…or just a little more testosterone than you or I have…. But seeing her doing the splits as she raps for Beats by Dre…is almost erotic…but totally erotic to my friend who has a big black woman smothering him with her big ass fetish… Hot or not, it’s worth watching…she’s flexible beast…and white men have fucked her…
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Senena Williams Raps and Does the Splits for Beats by Dre of the Day
Yesterday, it was announced that Jackie Chan is releasing some kind of Autobiography Musical. After listening to him try to explain his best story ever about Bruce Lee, I realize, his autobiography may be totally impossible or insane to follow, especially set to song. I mean this is funnier than fucking with the asian immigrant store clerk…but maybe I’m just an asshole who finds broken english hilarious. If that doesn’t appeal to you… Here’s an old ASAIN dude doing the splits..
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Jackie Chan’s Best Story Ever About Bruce Lee of the Day
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I wouldn’t say that I’m a huge fan of the one piece jumpsuit, but I have to admit that I’m kinda liking these shots of Julianne Hough in hers. Here she is at that Coca-Cola awards show, or whatever it is, looking pretty damn sexy. She looks like she could probably high kick an apple off someone’s head or do the splits across a couple of chairs. Either way, hot.
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