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Lauren Cohan for Nylon of the Day

I guess it would make sense for the media to release pictures of Lauren Cohan from The Walking Dead – the day after The Walking Dead happened on TV and someone like me who never saw the Walking Dead….and will never see The Walking Dead…because other than Zombieland – I can’t fuck with Zombies….they are a stupid concept for me to care about, even if the idea of an apocalypse by disease ridden half dead brain eating monsters to reset the world and how horrible it is – is a fantasy I’m sure we all live with, at least after spending an hour or two on Facebook and having your soul and your intelligence destroyed by society.

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Lauren Cohan for Nylon of the Day

McKayla Maroney Does the Splits Adidas Campaign of the Day

You know after seeing the McKayla Maroney nude pics that she pretended weren’t of her – until deciding to accept that they were of her – only to say that they were taken at 17 and that anyone who looked at them was a sex offender – her doing the splits at 18 probably isn’t as appealing to you – because if you even know who McKayla Maroney, I am going to assume it is because you are a sex offender who likes her youthful disposition, and that it is not because you are into Olympic level gymnastics…you fucking pervert… I also will assume that being an 18 year old girl, who knew her audience was a bunch of creeps, she played up being young and innocent because that’s what you all wanted…I know how young girls think, especially in this porn generation…I know nothing is innocent anymore…blame internet, hormones in the food, and Kim Kardashian.

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McKayla Maroney Does the Splits Adidas Campaign of the Day

Alyssa Barbara By Nicholas Taylor of the Day

Alyssa Barbara is a Canadian who I think you should all give thanks for on this Canadian Thanksgiving – because it is my legal responsibility to target one amazing Canadian as part of my daily programming, it’s part this socialist regime, and I figure it was a toss up between Avril Lavigne and Alyssa Baraba and well clearly you see who has won…everything…including my heart…with her beautiful body that on this thanksgiving I’d like to think needs stuffing and I’ve got 2 inches I’m willing to lend her…like I’m at Homeless Shelter feeding the homeless instead of being homeless…

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Alyssa Barbara By Nicholas Taylor of the Day