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Senena Williams Raps and Does the Splits for Beats by Dre of the Day

If you read this site, you will know that I have a women’s tennis fetish. It is the only sport that I find sleazy enough to keep me interested enough to watch. Short skirts, pornographic grunts, panty flashes, sweat, all while being white collar and classy…it’s just an erotic experience…as long as Serene Williams isn’t participating, or winning, despite being an amazing atheletic force that you could confuse for being a dude up on some Ladybug RIP Jonathan Brandis shit…or some She’s the Man RIP Amanda Bynes shit…or just a little more testosterone than you or I have…. But seeing her doing the splits as she raps for Beats by Dre…is almost erotic…but totally erotic to my friend who has a big black woman smothering him with her big ass fetish… Hot or not, it’s worth watching…she’s flexible beast…and white men have fucked her…

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Senena Williams Raps and Does the Splits for Beats by Dre of the Day

Amanda Seyfried’s Boring Ass of the Day

I’m over Amanda Seyfried. I found it cute and almost erotic that she was this boring celebrity bitch who didn’t play it up for the paparazzi – exposing her tits or pussy for attention because sometimes, very rarely, but sometimes, that whole thing gets boring…. I thought how cool she must be to do these wholesome movies while getting naked IN CHLOE and IN BIG LOVE ….never officially exploiting herself or her great tits…always playing it cool and uninterested… But that was before today, when I was forced to accept that she’s got a shitty ass, she’s dull, I can’t jerk off to her paparazzi pics, not that I can jerk off to anything, but you get what I’m saying…and that is that she fucking sucks.

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Amanda Seyfried’s Boring Ass of the Day