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Kate Moss is Still Amazing of the Day

Posted on September 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s like it was just yesterday that she was a single mom, dating some heroin addict rockstar, releasing videos of her doing blow at all the cool parties, when not on a yacht topless, for the world to see her mid 30s long, well traveled nipples… It’s like it was a week ago that she was the Calvin Klein heroin chic it girl at 18, being shat on by everyone for being to skinny, while being cummed on by Johnny Depp and pretty much everyone.. It’s like it was just today, that she is in this photoshoot for some October issue magazine, called Vogue Paris, still looking amazing. I’m a Kate Moss fan, basic maybe, but at least I’m consistent… The post Kate Moss is Still Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Doggy Style with a Dog of the Day

Posted on September 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hilary Duff, possible scientologist but definite thick puck slut turned mom…who I assume fucked her boyfriend up the ass with a hockey stick…like it was Hockey Initiation…because dude was a billionaire and only played hockey for the lockerroom antics….is posing with her ass in the air with some puppies.. And she’s wearing a tight black dress….showing off those thighs…what the fuck is this… I wonder how many of her core fanbase of perverts are jerking off to this shit liek she was still Lizzy Maguire.but not really…because I just assume all dudes jerk off all the time…I see it sent to me on snapchat because they think I’m a fucking woman…for some fucked up reason….and thinking about perverts jerking off to anything, including but not limited to Stuff by Hilary Duff…is pretty fucking homo. The post Hilary Duff Doggy Style with a Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren Nipple for Planet Blue of the Day

Posted on September 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alexis Ren is a tumblr, turned Instagram, sensation who has millions of followers because her and her boyfriend took pretty legendary pictures of themselves in really incredible tropical settings…giving lame women and pretty much everyone out there…this whole “Blue Lagoon” content…that they could fantasize about in their shitty lives and existence behind a cubicle.. IT was like “How could this great body 18 year old, live this amazing life, with this chiseled possibly mixed race dude…a fantasy that made them famous, got her work, made them money, and now she’s showing her nipple for a mall brand that I guess has gone a little racy…showing nipples…and as long as there are 18 year old nipples in this world…and mall brands use those nipples to sell product…when those 18 year old nipples are traveling the world fucking some dude in 5 star hotels…while I sit here hating my life…we’re in a good place.. Fuck all these idiots..it’s all so fucking boring…I don’t care about these useless it girls…who don’t deserve anything but a job as a cocktail waitress…seriously.. At least she’s not a Jenner… The post Alexis Ren Nipple for Planet Blue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Doing the Splits with Black Men of the Day

Posted on September 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Swift decided to casually show the world some of her moves she uses while getting her heart broken as she banks out as many dudes as she can to fill the void in her soul that she originally thought fame and money would fill…only to realize it is requires something much more primal than that…a good fuck…so this girl has gone through some of the dirtiest cocks in Hollywood….making her as polluted as a porn star…but unlike a pornstar, she didn’t spin it as being feminist, but rather…as being broke hearted and taken advantage of a man who just wanted to get her doing the splits on her dick…when you know she’s the kind of girl who wants to be gagged by her panties while begging for the mother fucker to split her in half…and that this broken heart is just her quest to find the perfect fitting massive cock…cuz this pussy can take some objects….large objects…to satiate her insatiable appetite…that she will spin into a sob story for people to believe so that they relate and buy… CONSUMERISM!!!! All this to say, fuck this ho not just because she’s rich, but because her long lean body can do the splits… The post Taylor Swift Doing the Splits with Black Men of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Doing the Splits with Black Men of the Day

Posted on September 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Swift decided to casually show the world some of her moves she uses while getting her heart broken as she banks out as many dudes as she can to fill the void in her soul that she originally thought fame and money would fill…only to realize it is requires something much more primal than that…a good fuck…so this girl has gone through some of the dirtiest cocks in Hollywood….making her as polluted as a porn star…but unlike a pornstar, she didn’t spin it as being feminist, but rather…as being broke hearted and taken advantage of a man who just wanted to get her doing the splits on her dick…when you know she’s the kind of girl who wants to be gagged by her panties while begging for the mother fucker to split her in half…and that this broken heart is just her quest to find the perfect fitting massive cock…cuz this pussy can take some objects….large objects…to satiate her insatiable appetite…that she will spin into a sob story for people to believe so that they relate and buy… CONSUMERISM!!!! All this to say, fuck this ho not just because she’s rich, but because her long lean body can do the splits… The post Taylor Swift Doing the Splits with Black Men of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Reason David Duchovny’s Got a Sex Addiction of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If your wife looked like a dude and you weren’t one of those closet cases who is into women who look like dudes because fucking them from behind makes it easy to imagine they have balls bumpin up against your balls, you’d probably turn to porn and strippers to get your fix of real pussy. So everyone can hate on him all they want, but there comes a point in every man’s life when he can’t stomach fuckin’ the bitch he accidentally married and had kids with, without anticipating how she would age, get fat or develop a work out program that makes her look like she’s got more cock than you, all resulting in no longer being something that turns you on….and here she is in a bikini….

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Lisa Rinna’s Weathered Body Rocks a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know when your favorite pair of leather shoes you bought at the Salvation Army because you liked the idea of wearing a pair of shoes someone may have likely died in, not to mention becaue it is all you can really afford, and they seemed like they were in good enough condition, other than the smell of some other asshole’s foot fungus still lingering in the shit, but you wear those fuckers religiously, because walking outside without shoes is disgusting, and because they are your only fuckin’ pair. You slowly develop a relationship with them and as time goes on you actually start developing feelings. It’s like your trusty old shoes will get you over that puddle, or through that broken class, and you’ll do your best to make sure you don’t piss on them, or throw up on them, you know, taking the fuckers under your fucking wing and then one day you realize all the wear and tear is getting to them, so you buy some shoe goo in hopes of rebuilding your buddy, because you aren’t ready to say goodbye

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