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Pink is Unfortunately in Her Bikini of the Day

Everyone is so shocked by these Pink in a bikini pics….because she’s got abs and is ripped….where as I’m just shocked she’s in a bikini…cuz I am conventional and don’t really understand when I see dudes in bikinis….you see cuz that’s why she’s got abs after pregnancy…that baby was adopted and a stunt bump to keep her husbands homosexuality underwraps, he doesn’t want the guys at the X-Games teasing him, and she doesn’t want to throw her career under the bus with that kind of scandal…a scandal we’ve all been calling for years…since she named herself PINK, after the vagina she always wanted, and her favorite color, despite her dad’s will, when she was “Lil Timmy, the boy who liked dolls”…. I mean either that, or she’s just in shape, but based on the way America is going, muscles can’t be on girls, girls have to be eating donuts and being lazy and gaining 100 lbs during pregnancy cuz it’s an easy fucking excuse that is socially accepted….. Fitness can be hot…I am not anti muscles….I am just not too sure if Pink can be hot….whether she’s actually a chick or not…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Cameron Diaz in Interview Russia of the Day

Cameron Diaz has still got those legs that made her famous back in the 70s when she was a model before taking on that whole acting thing that’s made her the household name she is today…. She’s old, but made the clever choice to choose menopause over childbirth, because being a vain, selfish, self absorbed cunt, doesn’t allow room for having a kid that will ruin the body you work so hard on..and your career relies on…..you can always adopt or get a surrogate….cuz as a self absorbed cunt your ego wants more of you….clones….to carry your torch as you die off… As far as I’m concerned, she’s a babe and still has a couple more years in her…..

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Cameron Diaz in Interview Russia of the Day