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Kate Middleton’s Ass Flash in the News of the Day

The wind was on our side, and it blew up the mom ass of Kate Middleton…who unlike other British trashy girls, she cleaned herself up, dusted herself off, and seduced a fucking prince…but deep down inside, she’s still a thong wearing, gold digging, golden child rearing ass showing girl I like to stare at…. It made the news, I don’t find it all that interesting….but an ass flash where the wind is on our side, is an ass flash where the wind is on our side…since I love when nature happens to turn everyday girls in exhitionists, whether with wind, fire or rain…, so when she’s royalty, it’s just bonus..

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Vanessa Minnillo’s Honeymoon is Over of the Day

I love big cleavage…especially on a newlywed coming home from her honeymoon, cuz I know how chicks are and when a dude locks into them with marriage, it’s pretty obvious they’ve spent that last week or two with a dick inside them…especially when it is slutty Minnillo, or as I like to call her, the new Jessica Simpson, who was taking it from behind in the Mexico Hot Tub long before Nick Fag Lachey ever prompsed… I’m thinking that’s why she’s showing off so much tit, it’s kinda like when girls are about to get their period, all fertile and ready to make babies, if she hasn’t already got one growing inside her, which would obviously explain the whole wedding thing in the first place…. And who cares, pregnant, married, jacked up on estrogen or not….it’s fucking hot. Look at that glow of a bitch who just got what she want and let her pussy take a beatin for it… Enjoy…..cuz I know I am…

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Is This a Taylor Momsen Vagina Shot of the Day

Taylor Momsen’s celebrating her 18th birthday today…making the top picture fully legal if it was shot today…but the chances of it being shot today are slim to none….so I’m not gonna risk it…cuz you never know how uptight they are about this underage vagina shit…even if it is hardly pornographic and even if Momsen wants all the attention…otherwise pics like this wouldn’t happen…. This also means that she will quickly become irrelevant cuz America likes Jail Bait not barely legal chicks…true story…I think comes from the oppression of your nation with laws that a bitch must be 18 cuz for the longest time 14 was legal here and the last thing you’d ever want to bed is a 14 year old…but it takes being allowed to to really grasp that… This might as well be an RIP Motherfucker post…cuz unless she’s got a sex tape in the works…her flashing antics are too high school and immature for your perversion…..see it worked when she was 17…but she’s gonna have to step up her game….fast…. Either way, her birthday barely even made the news…maybe cuz she already doesn’t matter… To See the Vagina Picture that I’m Not Risking my Clean Criminal Record to Post FOLLOW THIS LINK

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The Week in Animal Photos: Unlikely Friends, Creative Elephants, and More (Slideshow)

Photo via The Telegraph Old and new animals made the news this week, with babies — including giraffes and lions — joining the family and brand-new species of spider and shrew turning up, while rediscovered reptiles, whales, and amphibians surprised researchers. Read more about these animal stories (and more) in our slideshow.

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Craigslist Deals of the Day

The first Craigslist deal of the day is a father selling his kid for $5,000. Apparently the kid doesn’t fuss and if he does all you have to do is shove the fucker in the closet. I can only assume this is a joke that made the news becuase the news are idiots but it’s still funny… But in more interesting deals on Craigslist…..here’s a husband selling his wife for sex on Craigslist because sometimes getting paid to let someone fuck your wife you don’t want to fuck anymore and force her to do it if she fights by threatening your kids makes sense…unfortunately the laws are uptight and call it prostitution and kidnapping even if it’s just for sexual fetsihes, the recession but most importantly…FUN…

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