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LOL: New Year, New You — Or Nah?

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Source: Jeremy Ng / Getty Every year, folks set New Year’s resolutions that they only follow for about a week or two. We all understand the internal battle of the new you emerging as the old self is trying to cling on. Me on January 1, 2018: New year, new me The old me on January 2, 2018: pic.twitter.com/DOVyrsqxy5 — The Gay Burn Book (@SouthernHomo) December 26, 2017 Is this you? Hit the flip for more.

LOL: New Year, New You — Or Nah?

Selena Gomez Does The Piano In A Bikini

I know it’s been at least a week or two since I’ve done any new posts on Selena Gomez , so here’s a few new updates from the pop star hottie: here she is playing the piano in a bikini and doing deep knee bends in a bathrobe with her friends assistants. I guess she must be getting ready to go on tour soon. I know that probably means selling out giant arenas or whatever, but if Selena’s interested in doing any smaller, more intimate shows, my bedroom (AKA my mom’s basement) has great acoustics. Call me!

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty Tease

I know it’s not “technically” summer for another week or two, but as far as I’m concerned, we’ve already got the first unofficial signs of summer right here: a brand new set of  Emily Ratajkowski bikini pictures and beach selfies on Instagram. Because I don’t know about you guys, but the temperature in my pants region just jumped a good 50 degrees. Yow.

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Funbag Perfection

Damn! I know it’s been at least a week or two since I’ve seen Alessandra Ambrosio , but I think there’s something a little different about my favorite MILF. Here she is at Cannes for the amfAR 21st Annual Cinema Against AIDS event, and those are some serious fake-looking supermodel implants. Now, I’m not saying they are fake, but there’s a good chance from my years of experience with supermodel creeping that they could be. I guess there’s only one way to be sure though: the patented hands-on Tuna test. I can’t guarantee accurate results, but I can guarantee I’ll enjoy it a whole lot. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Mya’s Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

Here’s some black booty, cuz there’s something that happens to me every summer, where I have a week or two of serious jungle fever…which I guess is a racist term…but the only one I know to get the poitn that I only want to go down on black girls….you see cuz I always have a black girl fetish, but Iwhen th e heat kicks in, it’s all I want, like other chicks don’t even exist anymore….and seeing pics of someone like Mya and her ass…cater to my fucking needs, which is good news for her, cuz I’m sure before today, she was struggling with her irrelevance and inability to get her career to the next level, you know peaked years ago and holding on….but now…she’s got a two week gig every summer in my masturbation habits…and really who could want anything more….? Not me. But then again I have no ambition.

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Mya’s Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

Here’s some black booty, cuz there’s something that happens to me every summer, where I have a week or two of serious jungle fever…which I guess is a racist term…but the only one I know to get the poitn that I only want to go down on black girls….you see cuz I always have a black girl fetish, but Iwhen th e heat kicks in, it’s all I want, like other chicks don’t even exist anymore….and seeing pics of someone like Mya and her ass…cater to my fucking needs, which is good news for her, cuz I’m sure before today, she was struggling with her irrelevance and inability to get her career to the next level, you know peaked years ago and holding on….but now…she’s got a two week gig every summer in my masturbation habits…and really who could want anything more….? Not me. But then again I have no ambition.

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Vanessa Minnillo’s Honeymoon is Over of the Day

I love big cleavage…especially on a newlywed coming home from her honeymoon, cuz I know how chicks are and when a dude locks into them with marriage, it’s pretty obvious they’ve spent that last week or two with a dick inside them…especially when it is slutty Minnillo, or as I like to call her, the new Jessica Simpson, who was taking it from behind in the Mexico Hot Tub long before Nick Fag Lachey ever prompsed… I’m thinking that’s why she’s showing off so much tit, it’s kinda like when girls are about to get their period, all fertile and ready to make babies, if she hasn’t already got one growing inside her, which would obviously explain the whole wedding thing in the first place…. And who cares, pregnant, married, jacked up on estrogen or not….it’s fucking hot. Look at that glow of a bitch who just got what she want and let her pussy take a beatin for it… Enjoy…..cuz I know I am…

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Ashley Tisdale’s Tight Yoga Figure

I’m still amazed that Ashley Tisdale has somehow managed to sort of stay relevant, at least in the blogging world, even if she really doesn’t do anything at all. Unless you can consider going to the gym or walking around in a yoga outfit a career, she’s jobless. Luckily for us, jobless chicks have a lot of time to work on the figures and Ashley is no exception. I’d hit it.

Kristin Cavallari’s Sexy Single Legs

I’m kind of happy that Kristin Cavallari is no longer engaged, I know that sounds insensitive, but a hot chick like this shouldn’t be tied down to some douche. Besides, she doesn’t do anything and yet she’s still all over the celebrity blogs. If she got married, nobody would care what she’s up to and she’s go back to being a complete nobody. Here she is looking hot in her denim cut offs showing off her sexy legs. I’d marry this chick…. For a week or two. Call me.

Kristin Cavallari’s Sexy Single Legs

I’m kind of happy that Kristin Cavallari is no longer engaged, I know that sounds insensitive, but a hot chick like this shouldn’t be tied down to some douche. Besides, she doesn’t do anything and yet she’s still all over the celebrity blogs. If she got married, nobody would care what she’s up to and she’s go back to being a complete nobody. Here she is looking hot in her denim cut offs showing off her sexy legs. I’d marry this chick…. For a week or two. Call me.