It’s been four months since Kim Kardashian broke the Internet with her nude, oily Paper magazine photos. Today, Lindsay Lohan attempted a similar feat by posting a photo of herself in the world’s most cleavage-y top. Needless to say, she failed miserably. Linds posted the above photo with a caption reading, “Break the Internet with clothes on.” There are several problems with that goal. For one thing, it’s impossible to break the Internet with clothes on unless you are a cat. A cat in amusing costume – perhaps dressed as a burrito or a hot dog – might stand a chance at achieving Kim K levels of viral fame. This doesn’t work in Lindsay’s case because the whole world has already seen Lindsay Lohan naked . The other problem is that Lindsay is not a Kardashian. She certainly would like to be, as evidenced by the photo of Lindsay and Kris Jenner that LiLo posted on Instagram with the caption, “Family time.” Sadly, while becoming a Kardashian would undoubtedly be the best possible thing for Lindsay’s career, even Kris wouldn’t adopt her with a ten foot adoption pole these days. Well, maybe if Lindsay was willing to get a sex change and was willing to star in a reality show about it. Now that would break the Internet. Especially if she adopted a cat first.
Following an embarrassing fall at the BRIT Awards , Madonna is doing her best to make headlines for what comes out of her mouth… as opposed where she ends up on her rear end. The legendary singer recently lamented the rise of anti-Semitism in France and compared that nation to Nazi Germany . She also said Kanye West is a black version of… herself. And now The Material Girl is featured in the latest issue of Out, which hits newsstands on March 17, and she’s explaining to the magazine why she wants to date a gay man. Kind of. Sort of. There’s just one issue… “I didn’t feel like straight men understood me. They just wanted to have sex with me,” Madonna says of her romantic history. “Gay men understood me, and I felt comfortable around them. There was only that one problem, which is that they didn’t want to have sex with me! So…conundrum! “I was like, ‘How am I ever going to get a date? Maybe if I cut my hair and I lose a lot of weight, someone will mistake me for a guy and ask me out.” In some ways, meanwhile, Madonna also wishes she were gay. “Gay rights are way more advanced than women’s rights People are a lot more open-minded to the gay community than they are to women. “It’s moved along for the gay community, for the African-American community, but women are still just trading on their ass. To me, the last great frontier is women…. Women are still the most marginalized group. “You’re still categorized – you’re still either a virgin or a whore. If you’re a certain age, you’re not allowed to express your sexuality, be single, or date younger men.” Madonna certainly knows a great deal about all three of those topics. 9 Controversial Photos of Madonna 1. Madonna Armpit Hair Pic View Photo Madonna has hair in her armpit. And she’s not afraid to show it off. 2. Madonna Gun Photo View Photo Madonna in yet another gun photo. Is she taking it too far? 3. Madonna Grill View Photo Madonna rocks a grill, and looks kinda ridic if you ask us. But we don’t judge. 4. Madonna, Gun View Photo Madonna pulls a gun out in concert in Denver. Some fans were not happy. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Madonna, Gun to Head View Photo Madonna put a gun to her head during a concert in London. Is the singer growing desperate for attention? 6. Lady Gaga and Madonna Kiss View Photo Lady Gaga and Madonna kiss and make up after their cat fight on SNL. Good to see they can still get along. 7. Best. Kiss. Ever. View Photo Will this kiss ever be topped? Madonna plants one here on Britney Spears. 8. Madonna Crotch Shot View Photo Madonna has posted this intimate look at her crotch online. Because… why not, right? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Madonna and Nelson Mandela View Photo Madonna posted these photos on Instagram. Many took offense at her apparent comparison of herself to Nelson Mandela. The End. Up Next: ” 9 Controversial Photos of Madonna .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… The iconic artist has been through a lot throughout her life and her career. Just like a certain historical figure. “I can relate [to Joan of Arc],” she says. “Sometimes I’m getting burned at the stake metaphorically.”
It seems like whenever Drake is the news, it’s always for something embarrassing. Last week, we learned that Drake tried to bang Mia Khalifa , and the porn star revealed in an interview that he failed miserably. Prior to that, Drake was hospitalized after fighting Puff Daddy . Yes, Drizzy had his ass so thoroughly whupped by a man 17 years his senior, that he wound up in the friggin’ hospital. Like we said, it’s all pretty embarrassing stuff. But the latest Drake update might be the most cringe-worthy yet: Sources say Drake is banging Madonna. Yes, we’re talking about the old enough to be his mother, white woman who drops n-bombs on Instagram Madonna. We’d call this rumor too ridiculous to be true were it not Madge and Drizzy’s flirty exchanges on social media that began earlier this week. First, Drake posted a photo of Madonna with a caption reading, “I wanna ride with you.” (Thank God for the “with.”) She replied, “Where to?” (Because she’s totally down with the young kids’ slang, y’all.) He answered, “What if I pick you up from your house? We should get out?” Never one to pass up young dudes and public attention, Madge replied, “I’m good with that!” and proceeded to tag Drake in various photos all night. So yeah, Madonna and Drake are almost certainly banging. Their offspring would be the most desperate poser the world has ever seen. 10 Controversial Photos of Madonna 1. Madonna Armpit Hair Pic View Photo Madonna has hair in her armpit. And she’s not afraid to show it off. 2. Madonna Gun Photo View Photo Madonna in yet another gun photo. Is she taking it too far? 3. Madonna Grill View Photo Madonna rocks a grill, and looks kinda ridic if you ask us. But we don’t judge. 4. Madonna Naked View Photo Madonna is naked in this advertisement for her new fragrance. Not sure if that really inspires us to purchase it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Madonna, Gun View Photo Madonna pulls a gun out in concert in Denver. Some fans were not happy. 6. Madonna, Gun to Head View Photo Madonna put a gun to her head during a concert in London. Is the singer growing desperate for attention? 7. Lady Gaga and Madonna Kiss View Photo Lady Gaga and Madonna kiss and make up after their cat fight on SNL. Good to see they can still get along. 8. Best. Kiss. Ever. View Photo Will this kiss ever be topped? Madonna plants one here on Britney Spears. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Madonna Crotch Close-Up: Posted to Instagram! View Post Madonna has posted an intimate crotch shot to Instagram. Check it out here. 10. Madonna and Nelson Mandela View Photo Madonna posted these photos on Instagram. Many took offense at her apparent comparison of herself to Nelson Mandela. The End. Did you like 10 Controversial Photos of Madonna? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
