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Charli XCX Nipple of the Day

Charli XCX posted this crackhead mangled face big titty picture to her social media – because tits get hits….that’s been her marketing angle since she started and in the beginning it was pretty big tits but sloppy rest of her, but she’s taken the time to stop eating, possibly increase her cocaine intake, maybe even start to workout because she knows people dont’ want to see a half naked fat girl, unless it’s 3 am and all the bars are clothed and she’s eager to come back to your hotel room…while you out of town on vacation and it’s your only chance to stick your dick in something new and mysterious – while your wife and kids are back home…something that makes a disgusting girl far more interesting when you get the chance to fuck her….because when you’re single and don’t have a wife you love and married to crawl back into bed with like nothing happened..thinking “I got to fuck new pussy and it was big and hilarious”…..but when your fat sex isn’t behind your wife’s back and instead you crawl into bed alone wondering what you’ve done wrong in life and reflecting on how pathetic you are it can become depressing – but not as depressing as when you do what I did and marry said fat chick you should have left covered in your cum in the backseat of her car…that horrible night that defined the last 20 years of your life.. Point being, this girl milked her tits even when she was fat, so it makes sense she’d continue that behavior…by putting this out to instagram The post Charli XCX Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Ricci’s Merkin of the Day

Christina Ricci is back at work, I guess she’s ready to hit the scene again – now that she’s got a kid to send to college or some shit – maybe she’s always been working and I just stopped paying attention – because there was a weird period between being the child star, turned busty indy movie queen, to having a breakdown, cutting off her tits, and doing some tv show like Ally McBeal….which is where we left her… Well, she posted a picture of her MERKIN on set, which you know is her bush in the shape of panties so that she an give the illusion of a hot bush, without being bottomless, but with Merkin – usually comes TITTIES… Just ask Lisa Bonet, who I guess is on some show doing what Bill Cosby taught her back when American was great and Rapists were allowed to sell JELL-O products… The post Christina Ricci’s Merkin of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Vergara’s Tits on Set of the DAy

Sofia Vergara is some hooker – who tricked the right client to give her a shot in the entertainment industry – under what I assume was extortion…thanks to the help of her Colombian team of drug cartel gangsters who helped her orchestrate it… Because…Sofia Vergara and her hypnotic tits were once ILLEGAL immigrants that Donald Trump would have married if he was into Hispanics more than Eastern Euros….she smuggled herself into Florida with her kid in tow…and now..in her 40s she’s a superstar actress who can barely speak english…and it’s not because she gets nudes – it’s because she’s tactical…and what Trump is warning you about illegals..they get into your economy and just take it over… She’s in lingerie on set, her fans love it, I’d prefer seeing her earlier porn or exposing her story – for what it actually is – but that we’ll never figure out because as we know – people take what they are told at face value – instead of researching……but maybe no one would care – since her tits is all that matters… All I can think about when seeing her in her expensive shaping lingerie, is that 87 percent of Muslim these fundamentalist Muslim women who are in Hijabs, you know full bed sheets, actually wear really slutty lingerie, sometimes with anal beads inside them, because they are only human…even if you don’t think they are because you’re racist. The post Sofia Vergara’s Tits on Set of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlie XCX Ass in Concert of the Day

Charlie XCX is looking less sloppy in concert – for those of you who don’t know Chalie XCX – she’s a virtual nobody who was a bit fatter than this and who used her tits and ass as a marketing angle – in what came across as a bootleg Miley Cyrus, try hard, concept – but I guess it works for her, she tours…even if you don’t know any of her of bullshit music…. Well, she’s been keeping up appearances by wearing what is a pretty skimpy panty and weight loss or not – her pussy still looks fat…works for me but only because it’s pictures and I don’t need to watch her desperation in video doing akward dances while not even being cute….there have been so many of these slutty pop tarts who never quite make it – but who get naked..it’s a genre of it’s own…this is just the one that’s dominating the space for now.. The post Charlie XCX Ass in Concert of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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