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Kick-Ass 2: Join Justice Forever and Get Prizes!

Kick-Ass 2 has a quest for you… if you are willing to accept it. Fight the MotherFucker and his followers and possibly win a hoodie! Or a poster! Or if you don’t want any of that, follow the dastardly villain on twitter! You have to give credit to movies that go out of their way to engage viewers through social media – and  Kick-Ass 2 is doing a pretty decent job on that front with this new campaign. Of course, no Internet campaign worth its salt would be much without a YouTube video… Kick-Ass 2 Teaser: Motherf%*ker Tweets! Click through to see how you can take up the mantle and join Justice Forever! Kick-Ass 2 Teaser I’m more of an activist and a kind hearted one at that so I’m going to have to go with Justice Forever. Oh who are we kidding? I just want a t-shirt. Need   more Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl? Then check out these   Kick-Ass 2  posters and see if you agree with Jim Carrey: Is Kick-Ass 2 too violent ?

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Rebecca Martinson Advice Column: How Do You Get a Guy to Text You the Next Day?

Rebbeca Martinson, the University of Maryland student who gained web notoriety after her insane sorority e-mail went viral, now has an advice column. And why shouldn’t she? If there’s anyone who knows how to administer tough love or lay the smack down on BroBible readers when needed, it’s R-Mart. In her first effort, Rebecca Martinson offers some advice to female readers about how to get a guy you meet at the bar to text you the following day. Yes, she deploys the CAPS LOCK. And begins with the observation that “to most drunk guys a wet hole is a wet hole.” Becks always cuts to the chase. Below are excerpts from Martinson’s official bro texting guide … “I don’t think a single weekend has gone by during the semester where at least one of my roommates hasn’t moped her way onto one of our couches and begun whining about how some guy she met at the bar or wherever the night before hasn’t texted her yet.” “‘But guys, he bought me, like, six rails!’ Well duh, he was trying to get into your pants.” “There needs to be a public service announcement on E! in the middle of a Kardashians episode that says, ‘ATTENTION: NO SANE MAN GOES TO THE BAR TO NOT TRY TO STICK IT IN. HE IS NOT THERE TO GET TO KNOW YOU. HE IS NOT THERE TO HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT YOURSELF AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE YOUR NEW SHADES OF NAIL POLISH. HE IS THERE TO GIVE YOU THE D FOR FREE!'” In which case, this is how you do it … 1. Only half put out . So I know this sounds counterintuitive, but hear me out. Look back at the lovely and informative PSA. Is it mentioned anywhere in there that he’s out trying to find a girl with a lovely personality and who cooks like Paula Deen on a crack binge while simultaneously being Jenna Jameson in the sack? Nope. To most drunk guys a wet hole is a wet hole, and with each cranberry vodka you slurp down you’re both less likely to remember what either of you talked about. You could tell him you won the friggin’ lottery and the morning after he wouldn’t know it. This is why you only partially put out. What comes next? Follow the above link and find out!

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Rebecca Martinson Advice Column: How Do You Get a Guy to Text You the Next Day?

Rebbeca Martinson, the University of Maryland student who gained web notoriety after her insane sorority e-mail went viral, now has an advice column. And why shouldn’t she? If there’s anyone who knows how to administer tough love or lay the smack down on BroBible readers when needed, it’s R-Mart. In her first effort, Rebecca Martinson offers some advice to female readers about how to get a guy you meet at the bar to text you the following day. Yes, she deploys the CAPS LOCK. And begins with the observation that “to most drunk guys a wet hole is a wet hole.” Becks always cuts to the chase. Below are excerpts from Martinson’s official bro texting guide … “I don’t think a single weekend has gone by during the semester where at least one of my roommates hasn’t moped her way onto one of our couches and begun whining about how some guy she met at the bar or wherever the night before hasn’t texted her yet.” “‘But guys, he bought me, like, six rails!’ Well duh, he was trying to get into your pants.” “There needs to be a public service announcement on E! in the middle of a Kardashians episode that says, ‘ATTENTION: NO SANE MAN GOES TO THE BAR TO NOT TRY TO STICK IT IN. HE IS NOT THERE TO GET TO KNOW YOU. HE IS NOT THERE TO HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT YOURSELF AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE YOUR NEW SHADES OF NAIL POLISH. HE IS THERE TO GIVE YOU THE D FOR FREE!'” In which case, this is how you do it … 1. Only half put out . So I know this sounds counterintuitive, but hear me out. Look back at the lovely and informative PSA. Is it mentioned anywhere in there that he’s out trying to find a girl with a lovely personality and who cooks like Paula Deen on a crack binge while simultaneously being Jenna Jameson in the sack? Nope. To most drunk guys a wet hole is a wet hole, and with each cranberry vodka you slurp down you’re both less likely to remember what either of you talked about. You could tell him you won the friggin’ lottery and the morning after he wouldn’t know it. This is why you only partially put out. What comes next? Follow the above link and find out!

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Rebecca Martinson: Forced Out of Sorority Over Email?

The resignation of Rebecca Martinson from her Maryland sorority may have been less of a resignation and more of a directive by the chapter, sources say. The author of that hilariously, offensively, head-scratchingly insane sorority girl email left Delta Gamma this week amid the controversy she created. Sources close to the situation say Rebecca’s “resignation” came only after it was made clear that she could not stay, and would be booted imminently. “There was no way, just no way, they were letting her stay,” a UMD insider said of behind-the-scenes talks between DG sorority decision makers. Rebecca’s email rant to her Delta Gamma sisters – in which she unloaded on their alleged Greek Week activitiy shortcomings – leaked and went viral. She used CAPS LOCK a lot. She asked her pals is they are blind, dense and retarded. She called them f–gots. She threatened to “c–t punch” them. She said they were LITERALLY so F–KING BORING and AWKWARD and went on for an astonishingly long time in a borderline threatening tone. The sorority announced this week that Rebecca has resigned, posting a diplomatic statement on the web. But insiders say she had little choice. “She was forced out,” a source said. “They basically forced her to resign.” “It was made very clear by the sorority what she needed to do.” The sorority was in “don’t-blame-us mode” when Facebooking its announcement of Rebecca Martinson’s “resignation,” and wants this to blow over ASAP. Good luck with that? Perhaps the best part of all of this? Martinson, a college junior, was not the chapter president or in any real position of authority. Another source adds, “One of the weird things is she wasn’t really in charge of anything even though she made it seem like she was in that email.”

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Philadelphia marathon results 2010

PHILADELPHIA MARATHON RESULTS: Men’s results 1. Daniel Vassallo, Wilmington, Mass., 2:21.28; 2. David Bedoya, Somerville, Mass., 2:23.37; 3. Raymond Bentley, Elverson, Pa., 2:24.53; 4. Ryan Bender, Charlotte, N.C., 2:25.10; 5. Ryan McGuire, Middleburg, Pa., 2:26.05; 6. Andy Allstadt, Albany, N.Y., 2:26.54; 7. Edward Callinan, Haddonfield, N.J., 2:26.29; 8. Kevin Borrelli, Dickson City, Pa., 2:27.24; 9. Ross Martinson, Conshohocken, 2:27. 35; 10. Rami Bardeesy, Canada, 2:27.58. Women’s results

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