You can stop sending hateful Tweets to Riley Keough now, Robsten fans. Despite multiple rumors to the contrary, a representative of this actress has come out and told Just Jared that she is NOT in a relationship with Robert Pattinson. “Riley isn’t dating Rob,” this insider says, also addressing claims that Keough and Pattinson were spotted recently in the latter’s car: “And I can confirm that Riley was not photographed at all this weekend.” Somewhere, Kristen Stewart must be smiling broadly over this news. Just kidding. Kristen Stewart doesn’t smile. But she’s probably pouting less than usual.
LeAnn Rimes is looking amazing in this latest picture posted to her Instagram. Seriously. Girl has it going on. Even Brandi Glanville should be bowing down. Fresh off her performance at an anti-bullying benefit concert , Rimes has a message for the bullies who have tormented her on social media for years: I look like this . At least that’s how we envision the mindset would be upon posting it. Because that’s some pic. Seriously, never have we seen her looking so healthy. Clearly, Mrs. Eddie Cibrian is in a better place these days than in the past. No way would she end up on the Amanda Bynes ugly list with that effort.
Kick-Ass 2 has a quest for you… if you are willing to accept it. Fight the MotherFucker and his followers and possibly win a hoodie! Or a poster! Or if you don’t want any of that, follow the dastardly villain on twitter! You have to give credit to movies that go out of their way to engage viewers through social media – and Kick-Ass 2 is doing a pretty decent job on that front with this new campaign. Of course, no Internet campaign worth its salt would be much without a YouTube video… Kick-Ass 2 Teaser: Motherf%*ker Tweets! Click through to see how you can take up the mantle and join Justice Forever! Kick-Ass 2 Teaser I’m more of an activist and a kind hearted one at that so I’m going to have to go with Justice Forever. Oh who are we kidding? I just want a t-shirt. Need more Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl? Then check out these Kick-Ass 2 posters and see if you agree with Jim Carrey: Is Kick-Ass 2 too violent ?
Rebbeca Martinson, the University of Maryland student who gained web notoriety after her insane sorority e-mail went viral, now has an advice column. And why shouldn’t she? If there’s anyone who knows how to administer tough love or lay the smack down on BroBible readers when needed, it’s R-Mart. In her first effort, Rebecca Martinson offers some advice to female readers about how to get a guy you meet at the bar to text you the following day. Yes, she deploys the CAPS LOCK. And begins with the observation that “to most drunk guys a wet hole is a wet hole.” Becks always cuts to the chase. Below are excerpts from Martinson’s official bro texting guide … “I don’t think a single weekend has gone by during the semester where at least one of my roommates hasn’t moped her way onto one of our couches and begun whining about how some guy she met at the bar or wherever the night before hasn’t texted her yet.” “‘But guys, he bought me, like, six rails!’ Well duh, he was trying to get into your pants.” “There needs to be a public service announcement on E! in the middle of a Kardashians episode that says, ‘ATTENTION: NO SANE MAN GOES TO THE BAR TO NOT TRY TO STICK IT IN. HE IS NOT THERE TO GET TO KNOW YOU. HE IS NOT THERE TO HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT YOURSELF AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE YOUR NEW SHADES OF NAIL POLISH. HE IS THERE TO GIVE YOU THE D FOR FREE!'” In which case, this is how you do it … 1. Only half put out . So I know this sounds counterintuitive, but hear me out. Look back at the lovely and informative PSA. Is it mentioned anywhere in there that he’s out trying to find a girl with a lovely personality and who cooks like Paula Deen on a crack binge while simultaneously being Jenna Jameson in the sack? Nope. To most drunk guys a wet hole is a wet hole, and with each cranberry vodka you slurp down you’re both less likely to remember what either of you talked about. You could tell him you won the friggin’ lottery and the morning after he wouldn’t know it. This is why you only partially put out. What comes next? Follow the above link and find out!
Benicio Del Toro is Pablo Escobar. Let that sink in. It’s not a stretch for a man who has made a career being involved in one drug related movie after another, but this time he’s the man in charge. The big cheese. The big enchilada. The big kahuna. The dude with all the cocaine. See what we mean in the following image, courtesy of the upcoming drama Paradise Lost : A movie about Pablo Escobar seems rather straightforward, right? Well… Paradise Lost is actually a romantic thriller starring Josh Hutcherson as a starry eyed surfer who falls head over heels for a pretty girl. That pretty girl just happens to be Pablo Escobar’s niece. A nice twist if they can pull it off. Paradise Lost is at the tail end of filming, so hopefully info will be more plentiful in coming months. For now, let’s entertain ourselves with even more Hutcherson in this Catching Fire trailer !
You can stop trying now, piano-playing birds and ear-wiggling kittens . Jennifer Gabrielli has won the Internet for this week. The Maid of Honor as her older sister’s wedding Saturday, Gabrielli has gone viral due to her original toast at the reception, as she donned a hoodie and broke out a rap based on Eminem’s “Without Me.” This is an absolute must-watch. Check it out now: Maid of Honor Raps Amazing Toast
