Hey chubby chasers – if you didn’t get enough fat chicks in tight clothing being obnoxious in the club – acting, dancing and thinking they were hot as fuck because Beyonce has made fat girls think they can make it…or at least dance and drunk dudes week after week who fuck them have made them think they can get all the boys….here’s Kate Upton modeling bikinis.
Katy Perry was at Coachella because everyone is at Coachella, even though it’s a horrible commercial pile of shit I wouldn’t be caught dead attending, but that could be because I don’t like crowds. These pics remind me of pre-famous Katy Perry Coachella pics I was sent years ago but can’t post here because I promised I wouldn’t of her and Kesha all greasy as fuck in bikinis at Coachella back in 2008. Only now she’s richer, has taken her LA Hipster to the next level by fucking the system into thinking she’s the voice of a generation, all via her big fucking tits, and now she’s got fans and celebrity and gets free hotel rooms to be at this shit she once paid for. The whole thing is funny, but at least one thing has been constant throughout, and that’s her D cup titties. As far as I’m concerned, she’s nothing but sloppy cankles, annoying awkward performances and bad skin without them.
I guess Lohan is having fun at Coachella, cuz she posted this crooked ass picture of someone who is either her or her sister in a bikini, probably trying to fuck with our minds, or I guess it is possible that she’s fucked out of her mind, because her whole drug use, addiction, going to 90 days in rehab thing when she gets around to it, and when commercial, garbage, corporate sponsored music festivals in the desert are over, and I think the whole thing is funny. Whether she is master minding us or whether this is just her idea of a joke or if she doesn’t know what right side up is in more than just her driving, it is all perfect to me. So pretty and peaceful by my pool right now with my brothers and sister @codylohan @mikelohan @alianataylor