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Energy Boosting Foods

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  Summer is right around the corner and like most everyone I know you’re probably trying to get summer time fine. Looking good for most is the main objective but eating better can give you a boost in energy as well. Here are 10 foods that can not only have you fitting into those jeans […]

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Sara Pavan Bush for Emanuele Ferrari Naked of the Day

Sara Pavan is some amazing bushed girl….and I fucking love bush…this was in Purple magazine by photographer Emanuele Ferrari who I’ve posted pictures of before… I’ve never heard of Sara Pavan before, but we can assume she’s some hipster model, maybe with an agency because agencies sign anyone, probably trying to get as famous as possible because being famous makes money, and everyone under 25 wants to be famous…at least on instagram….and who cares about what I say, she’s magical and all I want is to get roped into her bush and trapped forever…it’s magical.. The post Sara Pavan Bush for Emanuele Ferrari Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ana Luiza Naked in a Bed for Kid Richards of the Day

I am the firstto hate on the “naked girls in bed”….all girls are now Playboy models…getting naked for the sake of “Art” even though I don’t think “art” actually exists…because I think art is fraud, I think photography is one of the most simplistic “art” forms…and anyone who tells you otherwise is a pretentious asshole…probably trying to get you naked for free…. You know…because when Playboy used to do this kind of “naked in bed” for the sake of being “naked in bed”…just to get girls “naked in bed”…instead of giving me a motherfucking story…they paid the girls a lot of money..sometimes upwards of 50,000 dollars for a nobody!!! Yet all these hipster girls are doing it for free… But out of all the clutter and bullshit, naked girls in bed, I do support some people in their quest of naked girls in bed, and one of those friends of the site is Kid Richards, who shoots only on film, which already makes him interesting…because he actually needs to know how to take a picture…where as all these other motherfuckers use digital cameras are cheating liars….and Ana Luiza…just has a great fucking body.. So I can’t hate on the “naked girls in bed” hustle…but 99% of the time…it bores me…and no I’m not gay…and love naked girls…I just need stimulating content and this Black and White shoot made the cut… Kid Richards: INSTAGRAM Ana Luiza: INSTAGRAM The post Ana Luiza Naked in a Bed for Kid Richards of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez is Awesome in a Bikini of the Day

I think I just fell in love with Selena Gomez…all it took was a few months to forget she scissored with Justin Beiber in some of the gayest lesbian sex ever…but more importantly it took some touring to shed that pesky 10 pounds of weed and prescription pill weight that was holding you down and making her not very amazing to look at in a bikini in Springbreakers…. She’s the kind of girl I want to sing love songs, written by a team of a dozen people, set up by the record label, in efforts to sell millions of copies, like I am some kind of money making puppet, because she’s into those kinds of long songs…and maybe, just maybe, we’ll scissor one day too…cuz I am an inny not an putty. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Very NSFW Adrien Broner Sex Tape of the Day

You know how it is when you’re a bored overpaid athlete…you have girls throwing themselves at you all fucking day and even when they aren’t….it’s just a matter of making a phone call…since you know as well as they know that they are just in it for the money anyways, so whether they are legit gold diggers or groupies or hookers…in your mind they are all the fucking same…and you have sex with them regardless because there is just a lot of downtime and nothin’ to do in your privileged life… The funny thing is that girls know that Athletes are all alpha males with a lot of money, yet they jump at the opportunity to be jumped by them, like it is some kind of status thing…so weird. The only pro athletes who aren’t out fucking random young sluts without a condom in hotel room threesomes are the weirdo Jesus freaks who play baseball, but other than that…it’s an anything goes free for all orgy filled with unwanted pregnancies, illegitimate babies and courtroom paternity test settlements… He’s a boxer, and like many boxers before him, he’s all testosterone fueled and the bitches be ready to fuck…this was leaked to Worldstar cuz the girls are probably trying to fame whore…use every opportunity you can yo…. Started from the unprotected sex with the ratchets…now we’re here… Who really knows if it is him all I See is unprotected EGGPLANT …and to celebrate that…you should GET THIS it’s the unofficial sex tape mercy.

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Bye Beyotch!!! Racist Baller Riley Cooper Leaves The Philadelphia Eagles After Threatening To “Fight Every N-Word” At Concert

Riley ain’t isht ! Riley Cooper Leaves Eagles For Counseling Via TMZ reports: Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Riley Cooper needs some serious n-word counseling … so much so he’s taken a leave from the team. A rep for the Eagles was blunt and to the point: “Riley Cooper will be seeking counseling and we have excused him from all team activities.” The rep says Riley needs to understand how his racist threats — to fight every n***er at the Kenny Chesney concert — are hurtful. The team is hedging over whether Cooper will be welcome back. For his part, Riley says, “The organization and my teammates have been extremely supportive, but I also realize that there are people who will have a tough time forgiving me for what I’ve done. The best thing for me, and for the team, is to step away for a period of time.” This guy is probably trying to mentally prepare for the upcoming NFL season. Riley has a big target on his head because their are a couple of “n-words” who want him to hop that fence and fight them… Continue reading

Lindsay Lohan’s Crackhead Instagram Coachella Pic of the Day

I guess Lohan is having fun at Coachella, cuz she posted this crooked ass picture of someone who is either her or her sister in a bikini, probably trying to fuck with our minds, or I guess it is possible that she’s fucked out of her mind, because her whole drug use, addiction, going to 90 days in rehab thing when she gets around to it, and when commercial, garbage, corporate sponsored music festivals in the desert are over, and I think the whole thing is funny. Whether she is master minding us or whether this is just her idea of a joke or if she doesn’t know what right side up is in more than just her driving, it is all perfect to me. So pretty and peaceful by my pool right now with my brothers and sister @codylohan @mikelohan @alianataylor

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Late Night Booty Call of the Day

I am drunk…it is 5 in the morning…I don’t know where I am…but assume I am at home…because I am on the fucking computer…I am logical like that…I figure if you’re like me…you’re probably trying to rub your limp dick in hopes that it feels…you know that a boner catches and sticks around for long enough to wack off to…and you’re lookin’ at babes to do it…so here are some more babes to add to your/my quest….

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Late Night Booty Call of the Day

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

I am drunk…it is 5 in the morning…I don’t know where I am…but assume I am at home…because I am on the fucking computer…I am logical like that…I figure if you’re like me…you’re probably trying to rub your limp dick in hopes that it feels…you know that a boner catches and sticks around for long enough to wack off to…and you’re lookin’ at babes to do it…so here are some more babes to add to your/my quest….

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Anna Kournikova In Her Sexy Tight Jeans

I don’t see Anna Kournikova as much as I’d like to these days, I don’t know why, she knows how to reach me, I haven’t gone anywhere. I guess it’s hard for her, she’s probably trying to keep her distance from me. I always suspected she had a thing for me, I can be kind of irresistible sometimes. Anyhow, here she is looking sexy in her tight jeans while she chats on her cell phone. She’s probably checking to see if I left her any messages. I didn’t.