I guess Sofia Vergara didn’t appreciate all the attention we’ve been giving her Modern Family co-star/hottie Ariel Winter lately. And the good news is, she’s been around long enough to know exactly how to take back the headlines: by posing naked for the cover of some random magazine. Works every time. And it’s definitely working for me. Enjoy!
Last I checked, Alessandra Ambrosio was 36, which is pretty much retirement age in supermodel years. And oh yeah, she’s also got two kids. But somehow her body still looks just as good as it did 15 years ago. I don’t know how she does it, but at this rate, Alessandra’s going to do the impossible for a supermodel and/or mom: stay an instant pants fire into her 40s. And I for one wish her luck.
Here’s Emily Ratajkowski getting dirty over the weekend with a few friends. And you know, I’ve been doing posts on Emily long enough now that I like to think we’re friends. OK, so yes, I know we’ve never actually met and/or talked, but I’m willing to pretend she’s a real “actress” whenever she does a movie. And if that doesn’t make me a good friend, I don’t know what would. So next time she needs a hand (or two), just call me. I’d do anything for my friends. Especially if it involves grabbing a handful of Emily Ratajkowski’s sweet booty.
I know that Magdalena Frackowiak isn’t nearly as much of a household name as some of her fellow Victoria’s Secret hotties, and if you ask me, that’s just not fair. Because judging from this topless photoshoot she did for Zoo , she’s every bit as talented as they are. And by “talented,” I mean, capable of giving me a pants fire in 3 seconds flat, that is… Anyway, I have to assume it’s because of the fact that her name is so tricky to remember. But luckily, I think I can help Magdalena out. All it’ll take is a quick trip to City Hall and for her to suppress her gag reflex long enough to marry a blogger. But personally, I think Maggie Tuna has a great ring to it, don’t you? Call me! » view all 11 photos
I am no actor, but I would have to guess that pretending to have sex with someone on stage or on camera must be incredibly difficult. Personally, I hate taking my shirt off in public so, having to pretend to be doing one of the most—if not the most—personal acts in front of people must present many challenges. But, like everything else, if you do it long enough, it probably doesn’t become a big deal anymore. For Riley Keough doing a sex scene is just another day at the office…. read more
Work in entertainment long enough, and you’re bound to find a self-proclaimed “model” who only has an Instagram page and no headshots. That’s not the case for these 13 women who turned thirst trapping into businesses while you were double-tapping their pictures. Continue
If you tuned into last night’s Warriors vs. Rockets game and stayed up long enough to see Steph Curry’s post-game press conference you got a special treat:…
Since I’m a true “citizen of the world,” I don’t just get my hotties in lingerie fix from American magazines, I also make sure to keep up with all the latest international news too. Which is how I came across this mindblowingly hot spread from Chelsea Le Roux in the latest issue of Maxim South Africa . I managed to take my eyes off Chelsea’s perfect body long enough to find out that she’s a model (duh) and she’s dating some rugby player (boo), but I won’t hold that part against her. Because I think she’s clearly got what it takes to be a world-famous supermodel, especially once she drops that rugby loser for a real man like me. Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a punchline.