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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Booty Madness!

Sometimes if you wait long enough, good things happen. Like when our few hours of patience was rewarded when Candice Swanepoel took off those Daisy Dukes she momentarily covered up in and got back into a bikini. And just in time too. That was close. We almost went a full 24 hours without seeing Candice’s epic supermodel booty in a bikini. I don’t know what would’ve happened if we had, but I’m pretty sure it would’ve been terrible and involved looting, rioting and other mass pandemonium. Let’s just hope we never have to find out for sure. » view all 17 photos Photos: Fameflynet , PacificCoastNews

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Late Night Booty Call of the Day

I am drunk…it is 5 in the morning…I don’t know where I am…but assume I am at home…because I am on the fucking computer…I am logical like that…I figure if you’re like me…you’re probably trying to rub your limp dick in hopes that it feels…you know that a boner catches and sticks around for long enough to wack off to…and you’re lookin’ at babes to do it…so here are some more babes to add to your/my quest….

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Late Night Booty Call of the Day

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

I am drunk…it is 5 in the morning…I don’t know where I am…but assume I am at home…because I am on the fucking computer…I am logical like that…I figure if you’re like me…you’re probably trying to rub your limp dick in hopes that it feels…you know that a boner catches and sticks around for long enough to wack off to…and you’re lookin’ at babes to do it…so here are some more babes to add to your/my quest….

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Kate Moss Braless and Insane of the Day

I don’t know what happened to Kate Moss, but if you look away from her nipples long enough, you will notice that she turned Asian. It is freaking me out and I can only blame hard drug use, being crazed by syphilis thanks to sex with migrant drifters, but most importantly being wealthy and bored cuz doing nothing for a decade starts fuckin you up…it’s really the core of who I am and what I have become…only I don’t have the budget for fancy….but living off 5 dollars a day is a small tradeoff for not having to sell my fucking soul to the man for the equivalent of a spit in the fucking face cuz they know I’m replaceable… Not that any of that explains Kate Moss or her Asian invasion on her face…

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DVD: Are We Allowed to Call Broadcast News a Classic Yet?

While Network is the movie that prophesied the future of corporate-controlled TV news, James L. Brooks’ 1987 Broadcast News was more zeitgeist-y. The shift toward happy-talk infotainment had been going on long enough that Brooks had satirized it in the 1970s on The Mary Tyler Moore Show , but the battle against what Holly Hunter’s character calls “the historic influence of Entertainment Tonight ” had not been so roundly lost as it is now.

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How To Win At Chat Roulette

Nothing seems to both delight and infuriate people more than losing a game they didn't even know they were playing. Double points if you can manage to get a guy to stop masturbating long enough to look. The Best Links: The 24 Best Chat Roulette Screenshots on BuzzFeed 30 More Great Chat Roulette Screenshots Via Blame It On The Voices Watch

Week in Review: Balloon Bad Boys and a Melrose Massacre as New Moon Looms

The Gosselins finally shut up(ish) long enough for us to really enjoy the delicious randomness that was this past week in celebutainment and current gossip affairs. Of course, it turns…

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Week in Review: Balloon Badboys and a Melrose Massacre as New Moon Looms

The Gosselins finally shut up(ish) long enough for us to really enjoy the delicious randomness that was this past week in celebutainment and current gossip affairs. Of course, it turns…

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Kristin Cavallari Keeps Showing Off Her Legs

Here’s Kristin Cavallari showing us why she’s one of the biggest stars of the new millennium, that can’t be right, I must be thinking of someone else. Anyhow, here she is showing off her useless legs in a nice pair of denim cutoff short shorts so she can’t be all that bad. Come to think of it, I’m getting a little sick of this chick, she’s teased us with her good looks and some nice bikini pictures long enough, it’s time for some panty shots or nudes already

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Christina Aguilera Thinks Mothers Can Still Be Sexy

Christina Aguilera says that mothers can still be very sexy and are superstars in her eyes. The 28-year-old pop is mom to 19-month-old son Max and thinks that just because she’s a mom, doesn’t mean she can’t be sexy. “Mothers can be very sexy

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