A pair of wannabe Heisenbergs were reportedly caught operating a meth lab from inside a Cedar Rapids, Iowa Taco Bell earlier today. They've been identified as Christoper Adam Matous – a 31-year-old employee of the restaurant – and Kenneth Duby – Matous' hilariously-named 56-year old accomplice, who we assume was also Matous' high school chemistry teacher. Police were called after Matous and Duby were spotted carrying suspicious items into the restaurant's back entrance late at night. Once inside, officers found the remnants of a meth lab that had apparently been operational for quite some time. Lawyers for the pair could not be reached for contact, but we're assuming they'll defend their clients by pointing out that meth really isn't any more unhealthy than the usual Taco Bell offerings.
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Meth Lab Found Inside Iowa Taco Bell, Pollos Hermanos Reportedly Not Involved
