If you’ve been wondering what Meadow Soprano has been up to since her dad Tony died…here’s the update you have been waiting for…cuz she’s out there flexing in some fitness gear….showing you all the 40 year old mom thigh gap…where only a small surface area of her thighs rub together and she’s got what looks like ab definition… We call this taking on menopause fist firsts….which may be porn to you…cuz porn is a pretty personalized thing and you are all a bunch of pervert fucks…who like that coffee shop after yoga or Pilates class in the rich part of town erotica… The post Meadow Soprano Attempts a Thigh Gap of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Alexis Ren may have a bit of a donkey head, but girl is a good time…..and has an amazing body – but most importantly, she understands the importance of using sex and sexuality in your marketing, because when she was just 18, she partnered up with some homosexual dude, and together they painted this bullshit storyline of a girl and a guy, young and in love, traveling the world, doing things that all kinds of married women in trailer parks dreamed of doing, you know the kind of thing they’d put on the desktop of their computer if they could afford a computer…or masturbation fodder to the trashy Walmart clerk who lived alone and never touched a man, let alone one with abs, who spends the days on beaches…and instead of resenting this tight little body, they embraced her and wanted to be her…..totally unlike most female behavior… Well, now everyone is producing this couple content for the voyeurs to watch as foreplay before their porn. Racy bikini shit…and Alexis Ren, no longer partners with the homo, got some breast implants and still brings it – because she knows….despite the Donkey Head…her body is young, tight and lovely…and that’s enough for some instagram erotica… Either way, here she is teaching some skateboarding – the way it should be taught….all cock teasing…and playful…I like the slutty skateboard….better than the slutty naked in bed – but not too naked..strategic naked….. The post Alexis Ren is a Great Skateboarder of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I hear it everyday “You’re site is like blockbuster”….no one visits websites anymore…you’re old, you’re tired, why do you waste your time doing this, you out of touch fucking pig…you irrelevant, not with the times, dated pile of shit….your social media sucks, kids have never heard of you, what is your fucking problem… And the truth is, I was Blockbuster, before Blockbuster knew they were Blockbuster”…you know..I started this shit out of touch, irrelevant, disinterested in “celebs”…sure I jerked off to mainstream actor tits I’d find on weird porn thumbnail sites, but I didn’t fuck want this shit, I didn’t ask for this shit, and despite the traffic I used to get, not one person, not even my friends who knew I did the site, visited the site, cared about the site, remembered the name of the site… I can remember people I talk saying “how’s your drunk uncle” project going, 10 years into doing this DRUNK UNCLE project….because it is stupid, it is a waste of time, and the fact I do it is a sickness…. It won’t go viral, not then, not ever, it doesn’t make money,..it just costs money I don’t even have…and it’s a miracle it keeps going..because ultimately I don’t care… What I will assume is that the only people on this site are 40 years old, they remember an era when tits weren’t on social media because social media didn’t exist, or barely existed in 2004 when I started this. I will assume that they remember I was the only site that wasn’t a porn site, but labeled a porn site, preventing me from getting rich, but I was so committed to my feminist ideals that I kept posting the nudes….regardless of the money…a martyr or a retard… So for those 40 year olds, I assume may come to the site, here’s some Meadow Soprano self produced mom in her 40s titty porn, something you shouldn’t jerk off to, but that I figure is a fetish of yours… Because even if this 90s revival, no one gives a fuck about Meadow Soprano, but the big titty shamelessness to compete with the youth on IG….isn’t that bad… The post Jamie-Lynn Sigler Titty Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Meaadow Soprano aka Jamie-Lynn Sigler, who I don’t think has done anything substantial since being Meadow Soprano, except maybe something on another HBO show because they felt bad for giving her her career peak early on, by putting her in a very massive show, and paying her too much to be in that show, in a part she couldn’t really carry or be compelling in, destroying her career by creating her career, because it is all downhill from here…. I believe is that she has the capabilities of being in low level shit that require not very memorable performances…well into her 40s…it doesn’t require much…and really all she needs to be interesting to people is tits, and clearly, she wants you to know she’s got a set of those..hotter now than ever…which makes no sense based on the timeline, but I guess we all like tits…so TITS! Preach it Minister… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Meadow Soprano’s Reminder She Still Exists of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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