If you’ve been wondering what Meadow Soprano has been up to since her dad Tony died…here’s the update you have been waiting for…cuz she’s out there flexing in some fitness gear….showing you all the 40 year old mom thigh gap…where only a small surface area of her thighs rub together and she’s got what looks like ab definition… We call this taking on menopause fist firsts….which may be porn to you…cuz porn is a pretty personalized thing and you are all a bunch of pervert fucks…who like that coffee shop after yoga or Pilates class in the rich part of town erotica… The post Meadow Soprano Attempts a Thigh Gap of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Warning: this is hella disturbing. It doesn’t really get much more disturbing than this. Clive Davis, legendary music producer, released a letter he wrote to Whitney Houston in the years leading up to her death, and “heartbreaking” isn’t even putting it lightly. In his new book The Soundtrack of My Life, Davis detailed a time where Whitney’s mere drugged-out appearance brought tears to his eyes. “Dearest Whitney, when I saw you Friday night at the Michael Jackson concert, I gasped,” he wrote. “When I got home, I cried.” “My dear, dear Whitney, the time has come,” he said. Clive, who discovered Whitney when she was just a teen, was moved by her downward descent into drug addiction. “I join your mother in pleading with you to face up to the truth now,” he wrote. “Right now, and there is no more time or postponement.” “You need help and it must begin now,” he pleaded. “I will stand by you with love and caring to see you through it to newfound peace and happiness in every way as a woman, as a mother, [and] as a role model to inspire the rest of the world.” He finished off the letter, “Love, Clive.” Whitney Houston died in 2012 after a cocaine-induced heartattack , leaving behind a daughter who would shortly die an eerily similar death . Prior to her death, Houston was unable to perform at her own concerts. During a 2010 concert stop, Whitney was said to “cough and wheeze her way” through an “I Will Always Love You” rendition. “She don’t want to come, my soprano friend,” Houston admitted about the performance. “Sometimes the old girl sings, but not tonight.” “I want to do it, but she doesn’t want to,” she sadly concluded. More sinister allegations emerged beyond poor health – Whitney was said to be snorting cocaine later in 2010. A source told In Touch Weekly, “I saw her pull a plastic bag out, put a folded bill to her nose, and discreetly snort a line from it of what … certainly looked like cocaine.” “She [was] extremely thin and [looked] like a disaster.” “She [was] a hot mess,” they revealed. RIP, Whitney. We sure wish you would have heeded Clive Davis’ letter.
Yesterday, Rihanna’s “B-tch Better Have My Money” music video dropped on YouTube and set off a tidal wave of debate, the ripples of which can still be felt all over the web. If you haven’t seen the clip, be warned that it’s extremely NSFW, and you should proceed with caution if you’re easily upset by graphic violence, gratuitous nudity, or Eric Roberts: Rihanna “B-tch Better Have My Money” Music Video Weirdly, BBHM features all of those things in spades, and while some of the 10 million who have already viewed the clip on YouTube seem unsure of what to think, many, many others are taking hard-line stances in favor of or against what might be the most divisive music video of all time. Some have praised the 7-minute short film as an ode to female empowerment, a declaration that fictional women should be able to engage in the same horrific on-screen acts as Dexter or Tony Soprano without being blackballed for encroaching on the territory traditionally occupied by male villains. Others say it’s just the opposite – a senseless slice of shock value that serves no purpose other than to glorify violence against women. The harshest critics of the clip have questioned why the victim chosen by RiRi and her posse must 1. female, and 2. naked throughout much of the video. Yes, she’s the wife of an accountant (played by Hannibal’s Mads Mikkelsen) who somehow screwed Rihanna over, but why wasn’t he thrown in a trunk and hung upside down in his underwear? Sure, he gets his in the end, but the decision to focus on oddly-sexualized female-on-female violence has struck many as at best odd, and at worst profoundly offensive. So what are we left with? Is the Internet doing what it so often does to art and over-analyzing it within an inch of its life? Probably. Is Rihanna loving the sight of the YouTube views piling up as fans and haters alike look on in either delight or disgust? Most likely. And you can bet she’s celebrating just like her character in the video – with a fat blunt, atop an ever-growing pile of money. Perhaps we’re all the “bitches,” and we should all just fork over the cash. #DeepThoughts Anyway, check out the clip and decide for yourself. Oh, who are we kidding? It’s been online for over 24 hours. You’ve almost certainly made up your mind already.
Yesterday, Rihanna’s “B-tch Better Have My Money” music video dropped on YouTube and set off a tidal wave of debate, the ripples of which can still be felt all over the web. If you haven’t seen the clip, be warned that it’s extremely NSFW, and you should proceed with caution if you’re easily upset by graphic violence, gratuitous nudity, or Eric Roberts: Rihanna “B-tch Better Have My Money” Music Video Weirdly, BBHM features all of those things in spades, and while some of the 10 million who have already viewed the clip on YouTube seem unsure of what to think, many, many others are taking hard-line stances in favor of or against what might be the most divisive music video of all time. Some have praised the 7-minute short film as an ode to female empowerment, a declaration that fictional women should be able to engage in the same horrific on-screen acts as Dexter or Tony Soprano without being blackballed for encroaching on the territory traditionally occupied by male villains. Others say it’s just the opposite – a senseless slice of shock value that serves no purpose other than to glorify violence against women. The harshest critics of the clip have questioned why the victim chosen by RiRi and her posse must 1. female, and 2. naked throughout much of the video. Yes, she’s the wife of an accountant (played by Hannibal’s Mads Mikkelsen) who somehow screwed Rihanna over, but why wasn’t he thrown in a trunk and hung upside down in his underwear? Sure, he gets his in the end, but the decision to focus on oddly-sexualized female-on-female violence has struck many as at best odd, and at worst profoundly offensive. So what are we left with? Is the Internet doing what it so often does to art and over-analyzing it within an inch of its life? Probably. Is Rihanna loving the sight of the YouTube views piling up as fans and haters alike look on in either delight or disgust? Most likely. And you can bet she’s celebrating just like her character in the video – with a fat blunt, atop an ever-growing pile of money. Perhaps we’re all the “bitches,” and we should all just fork over the cash. #DeepThoughts Anyway, check out the clip and decide for yourself. Oh, who are we kidding? It’s been online for over 24 hours. You’ve almost certainly made up your mind already.
After seven seasons of critically-acclaimed existential despair, Mad Men will come to an end on Sunday, and even the most devoted fans really have no idea what to expect from the finale. That’s not because the show is known for wild, Shyamalan-esque twists (though there were certainly some surprises over the years), but rather because, like The Sopranos (the show on which Matthew Weiner cut his teeth), Mad Men is unpredictable in the sometimes maddening and often meandering way that real life is. Back in 2007, it seemed that fans who expected Tony Soprano to go out in a blaze of glory hadn’t really been paying attention over the years, and the same can now be said for the viewers who want Don Draper to tumble from a skyscraper or find lasting peace on a California commune. We’re not claiming to know what will ultimately become of the man once known as Dick Whitman, but we can tell you his fate almost certainly won’t be a perfect match with any of the most popular predictions. Weiner and his writers are known for their subtle foreshadowing (We figured there was going to be a suicide in season five, but most fans guessed Pete Campbell would be the one to check out early.), but even so, trying to guess exactly what will happen to Don in the series finale is sure to be about as fruitful an exercise as predicting where you yourself will be in five, ten or twenty years. And therein lies much of the appeal of a series that often feels more like great literature (and dare we say, real life?) than a television show. In something of a surprise move, the penultimate episode gave us more in the way of definitive endings and hints about the future than we’ve come to expect from Mad Men. There were some illuminating callbacks and allusions in a season that’s already been filled with them, and the Internet is currently abuzz with theories and conjecture. Even so, Don’s future remains almost as characteristically murky as it’s ever been. The show has never really trafficked in bombshells, so it makes sense that in a way, the two big surprises in Mad Men Season 7 Episode 13 have been telegraphed for years. Cigarettes and war were the specters looming over this show from day one. In fact, Don’s opening bit of dialogue in the very first episode was about smokes and military service. Mad Men Episode 1, Scene 1 So it makes sense that the unwelcome surprises that greeted Don and Betty last week were directly related to the deadly boogey-men that so often made headlines in the 1960s (and ’70s). Betty’s diagnosis and Don’s beat-down were both classic Matt Weiner plot developments – the kind of surprises that you realize you should have seen coming only after they blindside you. But what now? We’ve likely seen the end of both Betty and Pete (His happy ending may have been more of a shock than her tragic illness.), and while we could spend days discussing whether or not those characters deserved more or less from the writers, the really important question at this point is, What about Don? The last we saw of Mr. Draper/Whitman, the once-imposing ad man was at an Oklahoma bus stop, a rumpled Sears bag his only luggage. Many fan theories went out the window (no pun intended) following the death of Betty, as while Don wasn’t always the most attentive parent, he’ll likely man up when it comes time to care for Bobby and Gene. Some feel that his newfound single-parenthood will prevent Don from reaching his West Coast Shangri-La. (A recent episode was titled “Lost Horizon,” which is also the name of the novel that gave us that term for an Edenic paradise.) Others think he’ll shirk his duties and keep right on drifting. One interesting theory has the Draper boys relocating to Europe , and as absurd as it might sound, the move would actually make a fair amount of sense, if only because it would enable Don to resume living his life as Dick Whitman. View Slideshow: 9 Memorable Mad Men Moments It’s tempting to try to cobble together the clues and toss out the red herrings in search of a clear indication of what’s to come, in much the same way that we’d love to see our own futures with crystal ball-clarity. However, in both cases, it’s highly unlikely that the major events will be wrapped up in a neat little package that perfectly makes sense of everything it encapsulates. All we know at this point is that Don is heading West, just like unmoored Americans have for centuries. Like the pioneers of yore, his future is uncertain and he’s guilty of more than his fair share of atrocities, but despite the destruction the ad man of mystery has left in his wake, many of us still hope he’ll find some modicum of contentment wherever he lands. And we hope for our own sake that the future of television will offer characters just as frustrating, baffling, and strangely identifiable as the farm-boy-turned-corporatized-creative-genius-turned-beatific-drifter that we met first in a smoke-filled Manhattan bar back in 1960. If you still need to get caught up in time to avoid those Monday morning spoilers, you can always watch Mad Men online at TV Fanatic.
Happy Easter, THGers! On this holiest of holidays, we know many readers are spending time at church and with their families, honoring the miracle of Jesus Christ’s resurrection and reflecting on life. Many are also likely partaking in Easter Egg hunts with the kids, and it is in this spirit that we present the following photo gallery. 19 Stars Who Have Posed in Playboy 1. Mariah Carey View Photo A vision of love? Forget that. We had visions of Mariah Carey naked in Playboy in March of 2007! 2. Lindsay Lohan Kate Moss got her bunny ears on (and then took her clothes off) in early 2014. 3. Farrah Fawcett View Photo It was December 1995 when Farrah Fawcett covered Playboy. The issue likely ended up in many stockings. 4. Suzanne Somers View Photo Merry Christmas from Suzanne Somers! She covered Playboy in December of 1984. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Denise Richards View Photo Is anyone surprised that Denise Richards once posed for Playboy? Anyone? Anyone at all? 6. Goldie Hawn View Photo Playboy welcomed readers to 1985 with this cute photo of Goldie Hawn. She’s adorable! 7. Kim Kardashian View Photo Kim Kardashian showed it ALL off in Playboy. This is her cover from the December 2007 issue. 8. Lisa Rinna View Photo Lisa Rinna is now a Real Housewife on Bravo. But she was once really naked in Playboy! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Shannen Doherty View Photo Shannen Doherty covered Playboy in 1994, along with some… birds? Sure, why not?!? 10. Madonna View Photo Yup, Madonna has been taking off her clothes for awhile. This issue is from 1985. 11. Kim Basinger View Photo We’re going way back to 1983 for this cover. And, you know what? Kim Basinger has still got it! 12. Tia Carrere View Photo Tia Carrere starred in Wayne’s World. And in the fantasies of many men after this issue came out. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Daryl Hannah View Photo Daryl Hannah covered Playboy in November of 2003. She showed readers her boobs. 14. Drew Barrymore View Photo Come hither, Drew Barrymore. The actress poses seductively on the cover of this Playboy issue. 15. Charlize Theron View Photo Charlize Theron didn’t bare EVERYthing in May of 1999. Still, we’d recommend buying this issue. 16. Kathleen Turner View Photo Talk about a fatal attraction! Kathleen Turner covered this issue way back in 1986. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Sharon Stone View Photo You can buy this issue of Playboy to see Sharon Stone naked. Or you can watch Basic Instinct. The End. Up Next: ” 19 Stars Who Have Posed in Playboy .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… For adults only, it gives parents around the world a chance to join in the fun of Easter commercialization… because it features a number of past Playboy bunnies. Get it?!? Bunnies ? On Easter?!? You may be surprised to learn that certain mainstream stars were willing to pose for the cover of Hugh Hefner’s creation, from Mariah Carey to Goldie Hawn to Kim Kardashian. Okay, fine. You may not be surprised by every ex-centerfold. But put on some bunny ears now and be taken aback by the big names who have taken it all off .
As you’ve probably learned from AMC’s aggressive, multi-media “End of an Era” campaign (Hey, it is a show about advertising, after all.) the final episodes of Mad Men will begin airing on Sunday, April 5. The TV spots and banner ads may be a tad dramatic (as advertisements generally are), but the conclusion of the show that made AMC an original programming juggernaut does mark the end of an era in more ways than one. For one thing, Don Draper is following Tony Soprano, Walter White, and Dexter Morgan out the door, and who will replace him as TV’s most effed-up anti-hero? (As much as we love him, Saul Goodman/Jimmy McGill doesn’t seem quite up to the task. He’s just to…lovable.) But when Don stubs out his final cigarette, it’s not just the Age of the Brooding White Guy that will come to a close. The final seven episodes of Mad Men will likely explore the end of the 1960s, the end of a corporate world that’s dominated entirely by men like Don, and the end of what many consider to be the golden age of media and advertising. It’s a lot to take on, and based on comments he made almost four years ago, creator Matthew Weiner intends to wrap things up not with a bang, but with a massive jump forward in time: “What I’m looking for, and how I hope to end the show, is like … It’s 2011,” Weiner said. “Don Draper would be 84 right now. I want to leave the show in a place where you have an idea of what it meant and how it’s related to you.” Needless to say, it sounds as though Weiner is planning the exact opposite of a Sopranos-style non-ending. (Perhaps he learned his lesson from his time as a staff writer on the HBO mob series.) If he carries through on his plan, it’ll certainly be a shock to see Don Draper – the consummate man of his times – living in the 21st Century. Can you imagine Don/Dick receiving an-Emoji-laden text message from his grandkids? We can’t. But then, maybe that’s the point… If you still need to catch up in time for tonight’s finale, watch Mad Men online at TV Fanatic. And if – like the show’s central characters – you’ve blacked out on any of the major events, check out some of Mad Men’s most memorable moments in the gallery below: 9 Memorable Mad Men Moments 1. Lane Price and Pete Campbell Fight View Photo Lane and Pete go at it. Lane won the fight but this season, um…didn’t end well for him. 2. The Sterling-Cooper Lawnmower Incident View Photo A tragic mishap in the Sterling-Cooper offices. Well, tragically hilarious, anyway. 3. Betty Draper Shooting Pigeons View Photo Betty took her frustrations out on some neighborhood birds. She became a somewhat character in seasons since. 4. Kiernan Shipka as Sally Draper View Photo Don’s daughter has had too many memorable moments to choose just one. It’s been a pleasure watching her grow into a sassy teenager. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Mad Men: JFK Assassination Scene View Photo Mad Men memorably tackled a day that brought the nation to its knees. Just one of many historical events the series has vividly brought to life. 6. Don Draper Hits Rock Bottom View Photo Don was a drunken mess for most of season four. He drinks a lot, but now he manages to do his job…for the most part. 7. Peggy Olson Smokes Weed View Photo Elisabeth Moss puts her foot down as Peggy Olson. That girl really wanted to get high. 8. Roger Sterling: Drunk For Pearl Harbor Day View Photo Every day is an occasion to drink for Roger Sterling. Though he got especially plastered (and bigoted) on Pearl Harbor Day. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Don Draper Crying View Photo Don broke down and showed his human side after learning about the death of a friend. We’re sure the final season will hold many more emotional moments for Don. The End. Up Next: ” 9 Memorable Mad Men Moments .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
George Zimmerman plans to join the ranks of celebrity boxing and is already on the hunt to find a famous opponent, according to reports. Seriously. Promoter Damon Feldman is behind the celebrity boxing match, set to take place on March 1, though it’s unclear who he will be duking it out with. “Boxing isn’t new to me,” George told Radar Online in an article posted on the celebrity news site last week; he also linked to their story about his debut. Zimmerman began boxing long before the February 2012 incident in which he killed Trayvon Martin and became a nationally notorious figure. The case polarized the country around issues of racial justice, self defense and gun control; Zimmerman eventually walked after a jury acquitted him. His plans to get in the ring are just the latest example of cashing in on his notoriety. A George Zimmerman painting recently sold for over $100,000 (seriously). Some of the proceeds from the event would go to an animal rescue charity, Zimmerman said, while suggesting he might do this more than once. “Obviously if I get my butt kicked around, then no!” he quipped. Speaking of which, a number of celebrities such as The Game and DMX say they will gladly face off against Zimmerman. Just give them that opportunity. In fact, X says he would whomp Zimmerman’s ass on behalf of “every black person who has been done wrong in the system,” then urinate on him. “I am going to beat the living f–k out him,” the rapper told TMZ , adding that “I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f–k him right up.” “Once I am done with him, I am going to whip my d–k out and piss on him, right in his muthaf–kin face. Zimmerman is a piece of s–t and that’s what he needs to drink.” As you might expect, given such vitriol, security is said to be off the hook and the event closed to the public … so no one pulls a Zimmerman on Zimmerman. Like DMX, George has had number of brushes with law enforcement official. He has twice been stopped for speeding, once in Texas and in Florida. In September, Zimmerman was held by police after his estranged wife, Shellie Zimmerman , called authorities saying he threatened her with a gun. He was not charged in the incident, which occurred after she filed for divorce. Then, he was arrested in November on domestic violence charges that were dropped last week after his girlfriend Samantha Scheibe withdrew her complaint. Who would win in a boxing match? X Zimm View Poll »
The Kim Kardashian bikini body was back a couple months ago. Now? It’s time for the reality star’s hair to return as well. Kim took to Instagram today and posted a photo of her dark hair, captioning the following photo with four simple words: “I’m back. Love Change.” Having sported blonde streaks for most of the summer, Kardashian has now returned to her darker roots, proudly showing them off here to millions of followers. Do you like the new/old look? Sound off now, check out a multitude of Kardashian red carpet pics and then toggle through a bunch of famous crazy haistyles here: 17 Totally Crazy Celebrity Hairstyles Open Slideshow 1. Willow Smith Pink Hair Willow Smith has now gone pink. The young singer keeps changing the color of her locks. What do you think of the latest? View As List 1. Willow Smith Pink Hair Willow Smith has now gone pink. The young singer keeps changing the color of her locks. What do you think of the latest? 2. Amanda Bynes Shaves Head Amanda Bynes shaves half of her head. There she is with the new look. 3. Rihanna, Short Curly Hair Rihanna and her natural, short and curly hair make a silly face on Instagram. 4. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head Natalie Dormer has shaved her head for The Hunger Games. What do you think? 5. Claire Danes Hair Claire Danes surprised Emmy viewers with this new bob hairstyle at the awards show. 6. Paris Jackson New Haircut Paris Jackson’s edgy new haircut, from the front, as seen here in February 2013. Like? 7. Michelle Obama Bangs Picture Michelle Obama’s bangs: Fan? Not a fan? 8. Snooki Red Hair Snooki with red hair. Fan? Not a fan? 9. Christina Aguilera Braid Christina Aguilera raised eyebrows with her wild pink braid on The Voice last night. Check it out! 10. Lady Gaga Shaved Head Lady Gaga shaves her head in honor of Terry Richardson’s late mom. We’re not entirely clear why, but there you have it. 11. Lena Dunham Short Hair Lena Dunham has chopped off all her hair. What do you think of this look? 12. Kim Kardashian as Diana Ross Kim Kardashian tries to make like Diana Ross in this picture. Are you down with her look? 13. Miley Cyrus Short Hair Whoa there, Miley Cyrus! Look at the new ‘do on this young star. What do think of it? 14. Connor Cruise Mohawk Connor Cruise has given himself quite the haircut. What do you make of his new look? 15. Demi Lovato, Pink Hair Demi Lovato’s pink hair is all the rage these days. Admire it. Discuss it. 16. Lady Gaga’s Rainbow Hair Lady Gaga’s rainbow hairstyle makes for a terrific fashion statement. 17. Ke$ha Goes Gold Ke$ha in unafraid to mix up her look. In this case, she has glued gol studs to her scalp.
Kelly Clarkson… Alicia Keys… Christina Aguilera… … Renée Fleming?!? The folks behind Super Bowl XLVIII thought outside the pop music box this year for its national anthem performer, choosing one of America’s most respected opera singers to honor this nation prior to kickoff between the Seahawks and Broncos. Yes, opera and football. How did the two worlds mesh? Very well, thanks to the soprano skills of Fleming, who belted out one of the more memorable renditions in recent memory. Check it out here, compare it with a few past Super Bowl singers below and then sound off below… Renee Fleming National Anthem How would you grade the Renée Fleming Super Bowl national anthem? A B C D F View Poll » Super Bowl National Anthems: U-S-A! U-S-A! Open Slideshow 1. Kelly Clarkson National Anthem Kelly Clarkson nailed the national anthem at Super Bowl XLVI. Watch the American Idol champion show off her amazing voice here. View As List 1. Kelly Clarkson National Anthem Kelly Clarkson nailed the national anthem at Super Bowl XLVI. Watch the American Idol champion show off her amazing voice here. 2. Christina Aguilera National Anthem Christina Aguilera botched the lyrics to the Super Bowl prior to the Packers victory over the Steelers. Listen for yourself. This is just embarrassing. 3. Alicia Keys National Anthem Alicia Keys belts out a beautiful rendition of the national anthem in this video. Watch and comment away now! 4. Whitney Houston National Anthem Let there be no doubt: this is the best rendition of The Star Spangled Banner in the history of professional sports. Take in Whitney Houston’s masterpiece now. 5. Renee Fleming National Anthem Renee Fleming performed the national anthem at the 2014 Super Bowl. How did she do? Sound off now!
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