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Edita Vilkeviciute Vogue Mexico Shoot of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is some old timer model – who at 28 years old has managed to escape Lithuania to become a top model who has been topless so many times for fashion, in what I call Fashion Porn, that is not actual porn, but is high end luxury and aspirational, where they get these hot chicks to get naked or half naked, inspiring the more busted up chicks out there who wish they were models to get naked or half naked, where as actual porn, only attracts gutter trash…while Fashion porn attracts girls you’d actually want to fuck, not to say you wouldn’t want to fuck a porn chick, I mean you’d want to fuck anything from a rotting deer on the side of the road on a summer day if there were enough maggots to give some “ribbed” for extra pleasure effect….but you get what I am saying….most girls aren’t drawn to porn but EVERY girl is drawn to being a model…you with me, you following me, this is basic shit here… I love skinny girls, long legs, skinny legs, I don’t think I even talk to fat girls, because I am traditional and just because the world is going to a body positive way, doesn’t mean I need to….I can reserve my social time to skinny girls like a normal person, while everyone else can acknowledge these fat girls who now have confidence and think they are hot, when really they were always just vehicles, literal vehicles, slow moving and large vehicles, like the Donkey or Elephant used in India to Transport TEA or other INDIAN wares…like VINDALOOO…. I am going off on a tangent, when all I am trying to say is, keep the hot chicks naked in fashion magazines, it’s the right kind of inspiring clickbait…and keep up the titty work….Edita Vilkeviciute. The post Edita Vilkeviciute Vogue Mexico Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren is a Great Skateboarder of the Day

Alexis Ren may have a bit of a donkey head, but girl is a good time…..and has an amazing body – but most importantly, she understands the importance of using sex and sexuality in your marketing, because when she was just 18, she partnered up with some homosexual dude, and together they painted this bullshit storyline of a girl and a guy, young and in love, traveling the world, doing things that all kinds of married women in trailer parks dreamed of doing, you know the kind of thing they’d put on the desktop of their computer if they could afford a computer…or masturbation fodder to the trashy Walmart clerk who lived alone and never touched a man, let alone one with abs, who spends the days on beaches…and instead of resenting this tight little body, they embraced her and wanted to be her…..totally unlike most female behavior… Well, now everyone is producing this couple content for the voyeurs to watch as foreplay before their porn. Racy bikini shit…and Alexis Ren, no longer partners with the homo, got some breast implants and still brings it – because she knows….despite the Donkey Head…her body is young, tight and lovely…and that’s enough for some instagram erotica… Either way, here she is teaching some skateboarding – the way it should be taught….all cock teasing…and playful…I like the slutty skateboard….better than the slutty naked in bed – but not too naked..strategic naked….. The post Alexis Ren is a Great Skateboarder of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dude Rubs Chilli on his Girlfriend’s Tamp0n and Other Videos of the Day

Religious Fail….. Truck crush – the Audio is the best part Old Man VS Donkey…. Car Polisher – Polishing Teeth Tourist Taken Out by Lightning Girl in Bikini Drilling an Ice Fishing Hole The Least Festive new Years Countdown The post Dude Rubs Chilli on his Girlfriend’s Tamp0n and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katie Holmes Does the Beyonce of the Day

I don’t watch Jimmy Fallon because I hate that guy…and his Comedy. It just makes me angry. I think that America as a people are better than low hanging fruit cutesy bullshit designed as viral videos – that get passed around aggressively and make the whole machine continue to find other viral stunts to make noise and thus make money…. I like to think that America as a people are smarter than the things 6 years olds find hilarious, even if it brings them back to a simpler time when they were 6 years old and found this shit funny. I like to think that compelling interviews, rather than pin the tail on the Donkey, is where we need to be. I like to think controversy, conversation, honesty and some self deprecation would be good for the people. So my silent protest that involves being blocked by fallon continues…until Katie Holmes Robot from Tom Cruise’s lap does a dance..because I remember her before she was a robot…and here she is showing personality…it is so creepy… The post Katie Holmes Does the Beyonce of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift has Long Legs of the Day

A day is not a day, unless you look at Taylor Swifts Legs….which contrast nicely against her Donkey face…because you know, if she was in an anthropomorphic world…or movie…those teeth would be set on an awkward and clumsy long legged donkey…but instead they are on some hack of a popstar that has very little to offer, but who everyone loves, because she positioned herself strategically through country music and playing the victim, like every girl I have had sex with…but at least they are actually victims…I wouldn’t want for anyone I respect to live with that…which works out nicely…because I don’t respect anyone who has sex with me, I’m more the “I can’t believe you’re doing this, or allowing me to do this, what the hell is wrong with you”… Not that that has anything to do with Taylor Swift and her mastermind of how the media and popculture works…in a “everyone is my friend, I’m so awkward, that’s why I collect models for Barbies”….kind of way…. To See the Rest of the Pics – CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift has Long Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tweaker and Other Videos of the Day

Cops Raiding the Wrong House People Stealing a Cow in India Explosives Used at this Gas Station Robbery Drunk Shoplifter Idiot Accidentally Shoots and Kills His Friend Idiot VS Police Old Guy Falls Off a Donkey Cop Saves Bridgejumper Street Fight of the Day

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T.I. Speaks About The Argument With Tiny

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See we told ya! As we previously reported T.I. and his wife Tiny had a falling out over the weekend and took to their Instagram accounts to…

T.I. Speaks About The Argument With Tiny

Charlamagne Calls Love & Hip Hop’s Rich Dollaz “Bit*h Dollaz” [Audio]

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Charlamagne called out Love & Hip Hop‘s Rich Dollaz and didn’t just spill the tea on him in his Donkey Of The Day segment he threw…

Charlamagne Calls Love & Hip Hop’s Rich Dollaz “Bit*h Dollaz” [Audio]

Izabel Goulart Hot for GQ Mexico of the Day

These pictures of Izabel Goulart are for May’s issue of GQ Mexico, which I like to interpret as “Probably old pics of Izabel Goulart being re-used for a fringe market for GQ” and not actually new pics of her, but I’m not about to go through the Izabel Goulart archives of half naked pics to figure out if these are in fact sloppy seconds, because I don’t really care, I’m ore into just staring them, imagining dirty things I would do to her Brazilian ass, like threaten to have her deported if she doesn’t clean my dick with her mouth faster, and things like that, rather than understanding the GQ Mexico operations, that I can safely assume are one dude in a beater, smoking a cigar, in a cinder block home while his wife is out back milking the Donkey. Right? Here are the pics.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap – The Donkey’s Back End

The Real Housewives of Atlanta learn the hard way how “The Donkey Kicks” when he doesn’t have a contract.  We recap how the donkey’s nickel and dime one another in our THG +/- review. So can Phaedra and Apollo really make this donkey booty video fly?  I’d be more confident if even they could get on the same page. Minus 12 .  Phaedra still says it’s for beginners but Apollo shot down that idea once before.   It’s been weeks and they still haven’t hammered out many details, between themselves or with Kenya.  But Kenya’s the little producer who could and she’s already gotten a distribution contract.  Plus 15. Unfortunately no one wants to pay her for it.  I’m not Kenya’s biggest fan but if she’s not getting a fee on the front then I can’t blame her for asking for a percentage on the back end.   Not so fast. Ms. Phaedra’s not willing to give up that 10%. And Kenya’s right. If Phaedra’s got something else in mind she needs to make a counter offer. Instead everyone is left in limbo. Minus 11. If they are the incredible business women they all claim to be, then why is this deal causing such angst? I love how Cynthia shut this whole thing down before it even started. Phaedra sends out some lame tweet about casting for her fitness video at the Bailey Agency and you can just hear Cynthia say, not so fast girl .   Cynthia’s not allowing her agency to get dragged into this without the money being hammered out up front so she cancels the casting call and puts Phaedra in her place. Plus 18.   For an attorney, Phaedra doesn’t seem to be communicating the details of this fitness video deal very well to any of her so called partners.  Something tells me that’s going to come back to bite her soon. Things are going much better for NeNe who is furnishing her home in the Hollywood HIlls. Plus 20. From exotic dancer to actress on a prime time sitcom, complete with our own trailer.  Nothing stops NeNe. But she does need to slow down and let Gregg take the reins, at least at home. Let’s see how the two of them handle the role reversal. Back in Atlanta, Kandi throws Todd a 39th birthday bash complete with helicopter tour of the city and a surprise visit from his Momma.  Plus 13. She even does one better when she shuts Kenya down for bringing up this ridiculous donkey booty video nonsense.  Why start trouble at Todd’s birthday party?  Plus 10 to Kandi. She’s having none of it.   One of the few signs we see of Porsha is her adoring husband bringing her breakfast in bed. Minus 14.   I’ve had enough of Porsha’s perfect life.   This donkey booty video controversy isn’t about to end any time soon.  Kenya’s $100,000 budget seems high for a fitness video and minus 9 for bragging about her $1000 shoes.  How on earth will she ever survive if she only gets to by the $500 pair?   And did Andy say something in a promo about Kenya singing?  Minus 30 .  The last thing anyone needs is yet another singing Housewife. Episode total = -10!                Season total = -142!

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