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Miley Cyrus Nude In Wrecking Ball Music Video

Here’s Miley Cyrus latest music video “Wrecking Ball”. It’s a terrible song, but as long as Miley keeps getting nude for her videos, I will always be her #1 fan. I suggest putting the volume on mute, sit back in your chair and see if it causes a pant fire. Mine magically disappeared.

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Miley Cyrus Nude In Wrecking Ball Music Video

Izabel Goulart Hot for GQ Mexico of the Day

These pictures of Izabel Goulart are for May’s issue of GQ Mexico, which I like to interpret as “Probably old pics of Izabel Goulart being re-used for a fringe market for GQ” and not actually new pics of her, but I’m not about to go through the Izabel Goulart archives of half naked pics to figure out if these are in fact sloppy seconds, because I don’t really care, I’m ore into just staring them, imagining dirty things I would do to her Brazilian ass, like threaten to have her deported if she doesn’t clean my dick with her mouth faster, and things like that, rather than understanding the GQ Mexico operations, that I can safely assume are one dude in a beater, smoking a cigar, in a cinder block home while his wife is out back milking the Donkey. Right? Here are the pics.

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Vanessa Milde For Treats Magazine #5 of the Day

In case you don’t know, Treats Magazine is some Fashion porn magazine out of LA, started by porn guys who realized mainstream advertisers like fashion nudity, not Sasha Grey getting throat fucked nudity, and there’s more money in a Mercedes ad, than a porn membership at. So they figured to hires awesome photographers and aspiring models who are already with agencies but not getting anywhere, making them eager and willing to do whatever it takes to get out of their low-end competitive modeling, world and next level that shit. You know, really make a name for themselves in some hot erotica that can be spinned into nothing deemed trashy. So it’s like two winning situations, coming together, to make you come together, but luckily at different computers, in different buildings, because that would be gay. Think about that next time you cum, somewhere in the world, another dude is busting at the exact same time as you, like your orgasming bredren, you may or may not know, in some seriously homo shit, that’s really not homo, like getting a blowjob from a tranny with tits, as long as she keeps her underwear on…..Out of site out of mind bro

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Vanessa Milde For Treats Magazine #5 of the Day

Miley Cyrus for V Magazine of the Day

In case you didn’t know, Miley Cyrus is fucking hot and here she is at her fucking hottest. I’ve been celebrating her break-up and her recent coming back into the limelight to show that fucker what he’s missing, ever since it happened. You know in a bitter, spiteful, typical girl way. But this shit is just over the fucking top. I mean I’ve been documenting pretty much every pic she’s put on twitter, every song she’s put out, every short shorts, high heels, no bra, child star with serious underlying issues, but this V Magazine shit, pretty much jsut blew my fucking mind. I am almost as excited as the Disney exec who just hired her after her dad and mom signed the waiver saying they will never sue him for the blowjobs he gets from her as it’s part of the business….only the things i would to do her are far more perverted than that dude. Seriously, as long as Miley isn’t talking, and as long as you don’t see her entitled brat ways, she’s glorious. I’m into this.

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Miley Cyrus for V Magazine of the Day