In case you’re already starting to get burnt out on all the World Cup coverage, here’s something that ought to keep you going: our favorite newly-single Victoria’s Secret hottie Adriana Lima looking smoking hot in a Brazil t-shirt. And in case the US doesn’t advance to the next round, I think we just found who we should be rooting for from here on out, if it means we’re going to be treated to more Adriana hotness like this. Although to be fair, I was already rooting for that pretty much every day anyway. But the rest of you are welcome to join me on the bandwagon. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
It’s been a while since we’ve seen any new pictures from one of my favorite Victoria’s Secret supermodels Jessica Hart . I guess the company gave her a little timeout after that big “scandal” of hers when she said Taylor Swift would make a crappy lingerie model . Well, aside from the fact that she was right, I’m glad to welcome Jessica back to the site. And I’m especially glad to do it with these awesome see-through pictures. I don’t know about you guys, but it’s good to have her back giving me uncontrollable pants fires again. I know, I know, I’m starting to get all sappy. So I’ll stop before this post gets any more emotional. Enjoy. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
This is a weird video of Zoe Dechesne. I don’t know who the fuck Zoe Dechesne, apparently she’s some Sports Illustrated model, but I don’t know if that’s true or not, because I am too lazy to look, and the truth is, I don’t really consider Sports Illustrated models to be actual models, they are just busty girls who have tricked you into thinking they are better that average girls in bikinis, because they have the right friends and/or agents who throw them into SI for free, thinking it will do amazing things for them, when in reality there is only a Kate Upton success story from their roster every decade….and if you look at Kate Upton…you know that not only a lot of food went into her, but also a lot of Marketing.. Anyway, this Zoe is not Kate Upton, and Sports Illustrated wasn’t her meal ticket, but she was in the magazine in 2010, and what better way to draw attention to yourself now, than to be on a a yacht with her friends topless, which in France, where I assume she is from, with a name like that…is considered wearing a shirt… I am all for girls getting topless when together, they don’t need to be a one time Sports Illustrated model to make it count…in fact I want every girl topless all the time…it will make my life more interesting to go through… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE
Her name is Ashley Smith, she’s been modelling forever, but only recently did she start getting any real attention, that’s not to say she wasn’t always making models, it’s just to say that I used to follow her on instagram and harass her, before being deleted by her and blocked by her, as girls do when they can’t deal with the burning love they have for me…you know when my romantic advances upset their boyfriends…but since those days, she’s got a following, still has awesome huge tits and a gap and despite our love never materializing through instagram, like it has with so many other girls I’ve had sex with, I still believe there is hope for us. HEre she is in unFLOP magazine by our friend and photographer SILJA MAGG Good times were had by all, but I’d like more nipple.
Her name is Ashley Smith, she’s been modelling forever, but only recently did she start getting any real attention, that’s not to say she wasn’t always making models, it’s just to say that I used to follow her on instagram and harass her, before being deleted by her and blocked by her, as girls do when they can’t deal with the burning love they have for me…you know when my romantic advances upset their boyfriends…but since those days, she’s got a following, still has awesome huge tits and a gap and despite our love never materializing through instagram, like it has with so many other girls I’ve had sex with, I still believe there is hope for us. HEre she is in unFLOP magazine by our friend and photographer SILJA MAGG Good times were had by all, but I’d like more nipple.
Jeremy Meeks, a.k.a. Hot Mug Shot Guy , stands to make tens of thousands of dollars simply for looking like the hot gangster he is, according to one modeling agency. The only problem? He’d have to get out of a jail cell first. Jeremy Meeks: Hot Mug Shot Guy! 1. Jeremy Meeks Pics Jeremy Meeks looking HOT in court. No seriously, those orange jumpsuits are really a fiery color. They also aren’t cotton and don’t breathe. He looks hot in orange. No one can take away from him. That fiery color definitely suits his personality … and likely will for years to come. But seriously folks. An agency TMZ spoke to claims they can book Meeks with high-end fashion houses such as Versace and Armani for gigs worth $15-30K a month, easy. Blaze Modelz says “gangster models” are totally in right now. Jeremy Meeks ‘ face tattoos – even the gang-revealing teardrop – aren’t even drawbacks as far as they’re concerned, but rather are looked at as edgy and sexy. The Crip tattoo on his neck? Maybe they didn’t see that one. Blaze is probably very serious, too. Another modeling agency also plans to make an offer to Meeks once he becomes a free man. Well, if he becomes one. The man the Internet fell for after his dreamy booking photo went viral last week does not have a sterling reputation, charming as those gang tats are. Meeks is currently being held on $900,000 bail, however, a sum he’s not exactly gonna pull together to get sprung this week or next. Kind of the point. He was busted on felony gun charges in his hometown of Stockton, Calif., and is a convicted criminal as it is, making serious weapons charges even more so. Here’s hoping he ages well for his future career’s sake. Jeremy Meeks in Court
Lindsay Lohan moved to London so that she could avoid being scrutinized by the press. Apparently no one told her that British tabloids are notorious worldwide for publishing total BS stories. Like this one for example: The Sun claims that Lindsay was recently spotted running naked through high-end London department store Selfridge’s. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Photos 2014 1. Lindsay Lohan London Selfie Lindsay took this selfie in London. Apparently, she thinks she looks good here. “Lindsay took some items into the changing room,” a “source” tells the paper. “Halfway through she ran out of the room with nothing on and was chased by members of staff who were trying to cover her up.” Other shoppers apparently had no problem identifying Lohan as there is not a single other redheaded, freckled ginger in the UK. In actual Lindsay news, Lohan and Kate Moss are reportedly feuding as a result of Lindsay’s relationship with Kate’s ex-husband, Jamie Hince. Hopefully, some enterprising tabloid will do a mash-up of these stories and we’ll get a detailed report of a nude cat fight between Lohan and Moss. In the meantime, enjoy the below gallery of Lindsay stumbling around London, looking like the very picture of sobriety. At first we were happy to see her go, but if she’s gonna make a habit of streaking we might have ask for her back! Lindsay Lohan Clubbing in London Photos 1. Lindsay Lohan: Loaded in London Lindsay getting some assistance in London. Hey, walking is hard!
There’s not a whole lot out there on Brazilian hottie Laís Navarro besides more sexy lingerie pictures (no complaints there), so I can’t tell you guys too much about her. But you know, I’ve been doing this gig for a lot of years now, and I’d like to think that I’m getting pretty good at telling which models have what it takes to make it big. And after looking at these pictures of Laís and that perfect body of hers, I’d say she’s definitely got it. Trust me, the Little Tuna’s never wrong about these things. » view all 43 photos
I don’t like Genevieve Morton’s look at all. I think she’s dumpy, fat, uninteresting…the bootleg, South African Kate Upton, that’s Sports Illustrated loves, but that makes me think Sports Illustrated is lazy, because there are way better looking South Africans, this one’s a sloppy fail…. I have heard that she’s a gold digger, opportunist, who moved to America and leverages her Sports Illustrated resume to fuck or at least suck off big Producers in hopes of getting an acting job. I don’t know if that’s fact, I would take her more as the girl who would be at the all you can eat buffet, stalking up…. As far as I’m concerned, her best move would be to post videos of her and Kate Upton competitive eating, because it would be appropriate for people like me, who can see past the big tits and see dumpy…. But instead she made fitness videos and even gave herself a Hashtag #genevievemortonfitness. Following the trend all the other models are doing….only hard to take seriously because her workout of choice is as lazy as her body looks… At least she Made Up For It With THis Nipple on Instagram Rebellion…
Here’s underrated Victoria’s Secret hottie Behati Prinsloo at something called the 2014 Fragrance Foundation Awards, which I wasn’t invited to, but that’s not exactly a big surprise. I doubt they were handing out an award for the Best Smelling Blogger, since that’s kind of an oxymoron. But I bet Behati here smells like roses. Unfortunately, we can’t know for sure though because Victoria’s Secret still hasn’t taken me up on my brilliant idea to do a scratch and sniff catalogue. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com
