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Anahi Gonzales is Wearing Mom Bathing Suits of the Day

Anahi Gonzales is not a very famous commercial model who does shoots for bathing suit companies, that unlike most bathing suit companies, are not very hot bathing suits, in fact these are the kind of bathing suit you find on moms at the resort, designed to cover their problem spots like their raped from having kids and loving cake bellies, you know the one piece with extra SPAX elasticity through the midsection to give the boxy menopausal pig some sort of shape other than a square, but for some reason when a hot bitch is thrown in the shit, as uneventful as it is, it’s still a celebration, because it is no where near as ill-fitting and unappealing as when the saggy drunk mom in the bikini is begging the bartender to taste her 15 year old after birth….if you know what I mean… Hot bitches in anything from diapers, to coffins, are still hot bitches.

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Anahi Gonzales is Wearing Mom Bathing Suits of the Day

Amber Heard is Lovely for Malibu Magazine of the Day

I like Amber Heard and not just because she did some home wrecking better than Angelina Jolie, The Montreal Chick Who claims to have fucked Kanye, The Hookers of the Tiger Woods Scandal, because she broke up Johnny Depp and his baby momma with her amazing thin, hot, tight, half lesbian body on the set of The Rum Diaries, where she was in a bikini at least once, and that I’ve watched at least once, because I think she’s great to look at despite how low level and uneventful her fame is…I’d expect more from her!! I like her cuz she is hot. Here she is in some magazine that doesn’t matter….

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Amber Heard is Lovely for Malibu Magazine of the Day