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Elle Fanning Does Japan

I’m pretty surprised that Elle Fanning turned out better than her sister Dakota. Not that there was a competition or anything, but I just call it like it is. And it seems like every month she is on some Japanese magazine cover. They love this chick more than rice. I don’t blame them. She cute as hell. Anyway, she just needs to sex it up a tad. I need some leg to get Little Tuna excited.              

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Tammy Lynn Michaels Aims Semi-Coherent Poem at Melissa Etheridge

First, Tammy Lynn Michaels was ” blindsided ” by her break-up with Melissa Etheridge. Then, she was denied $25,000 in court this week to help her cover the legal fees of their split and upcoming custody battle. Now, the scorned mother of two has penned a poem on her official website. It’s titled ulcers to gallbladder to pancreas to liver and then…? and, well, here it is: a dillar a dollar a trick or treat hollar need some help need some honesty need some real call ‘er no answer gallbladder pancreas liver ulcers MRIs ultrasounds gotta get it done on pennies now? somethings going on gotta get a job with barf bag in hand? and leave my twins with who? and with what babysitting money? a dillar a dollar a trick or treat hollar this too shall pass cuz i believe in miracles and miracles look like rainbows. oh. and we have to be out of our rental in 45 days. man, i love a challenge. It’s unclear what rhyme scheme this is in, but it’s apparent Michaels is suffering. Please give her some money, Melissa. At least to save us the pain of reading more of these missives.

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After Going "Through Hell and Back," Brooke Moving Back in With Charlie

If Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are going to reconcile, they’re going to need some privacy. Saying his client got “everything she wanted today,” Mueller’s attorney,…

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I Need a Hand Job!

Let's face it folks…in these tough economic times, we need some sweet release.

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I Need a Hand Job!

The Lopez Tonight Premiere Episode: So How Did We Do, Hmmm? | Guanabee

Lopez Tonight premiered on TBS last night and we wish we could say that all of George Lopez’s hopes are going to come true with this show, but oh man. Does he need some new writers. He spent his first monologue talking about the …

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Your boobs are popping out

They need some air

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Gillian Anderson fucked hard

Gillian AKA Scully gets screwed hard in this movie scene

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