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Christina Milian in Her Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Christina Milian doesn’t really grasp the whole being a mom means stop trying to be a video vixen, half naked whore, tweaking at every pool party she is invited to, and even when she’s not at a pool party, she’s out there in her bikini snapping pics of herself in the bikini, because after being divorced and failing at relationship, it is nice to have some male attention to feel like you still got it, and if you’ve got the budget to hire a replacement mom to watch your kid, while you’re taking booty pics, why the fuck wouldn’t you… This is like the rich person version of that MEME that circulated years ago of a woman doing a masturbation selfie with her kid in the background playing…only more luxurious with all the rich person amenities…to make it less weird to masturbate to…

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Christina Milian in Her Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Christina Milian in Her Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Christina Milian doesn’t really grasp the whole being a mom means stop trying to be a video vixen, half naked whore, tweaking at every pool party she is invited to, and even when she’s not at a pool party, she’s out there in her bikini snapping pics of herself in the bikini, because after being divorced and failing at relationship, it is nice to have some male attention to feel like you still got it, and if you’ve got the budget to hire a replacement mom to watch your kid, while you’re taking booty pics, why the fuck wouldn’t you… This is like the rich person version of that MEME that circulated years ago of a woman doing a masturbation selfie with her kid in the background playing…only more luxurious with all the rich person amenities…to make it less weird to masturbate to…

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Christina Milian in Her Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Shailene Woodley in Interview Magazine of the Day

If girls who get fired from Spiderman and other virgin loser movies excite you, especially while doing some modelling bullshit for Interview magazine, who I assume will ask her how it feels to be fired from a movie and not what we really want to know, and that’s whether she has an INNY or OUTTY vagina…because mainstream media never gives me what I want, it never gives me the facts I need, it just blinds my judgement with retard puppets, and makes me want to eat Oreos and other heavily advertised treats…when all I really want to know is the size of Shailene Woodley’s labia…

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Shailene Woodley in Interview Magazine of the Day

Jennifer Lopez’s Sweet Cougar Cleavage

I don’t normally put Jennifer Lopez up on the site, mostly because she’s old and never gives us any good shots of her big ass, but if she’s going to be walking around town in outfits like this that show off her awesome cougar cleavage I may have to rethink my strategy. This cougar looks like she’s ready to pounce and I can think of one celebrity blogger who would be perfect for who to devour. I’ll even shower first. Call me.