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Devon Lee Carlson is a Carpenter of the Day

Devon Lee Carlson is some kind of carpenter or handyman in this themed shoot using props that remind me of a late 90s shoot and that makes me happy to see…because I’ve always liked obscurity in my photoshoots, you know weird things in photoshoots, that make you wonder why there’s a half naked girl in that pic, or why there’s that prop in the pic, or why the half naked girl is with tool belt… I don’t like seeing photoshoots on instagram where girls pose serious, like they are actual models, like they are serious in their look at the camera doing their best model impression…in lingerie…softly lit…in hotel rooms…in showers…it’s just lame as fuck But throw some construction boots and a hard had on a bitch..and we’re in fucking business….just look at Devon Lee Carlson…whoever the fuck that is. The post Devon Lee Carlson is a Carpenter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Chloe Sevigny Hipster Fashion Shoot of the Day

Chloe Sevigny was an it girl. People loved her. They fashion world loved her….she was edgy, and “cool”…acting like she didn’t give a fuck…weird enough to almost seem authentic…and most importantly, the girl who got AIDS in KIDS… Obviosuly, I never found her that hot, except when she had AIDS in Kids, but I do prefer her when she takes progressive steps as an artist by sucking dick in a mainstream movie, called Brown Bunny, because actors need to start actually fucking in movies, they get paid too much to fake the sex, especially in this porn filled world…. But I never disliked her…and she’s still at it at 40 something…and is still more interesting than her Kids costar Rosario Dawson…which is what matters to me.. This is weird, quirky, interesting, fun…who knows…but it’s good. The post Chloe Sevigny Hipster Fashion Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Charlotte McKinney in a Bikini of the Day

As much as I make mild fun of Charlotte McKinney, I appreciate that she knows what she’s good for. I appreciate that she knows that her natural tits are what people want to see and so she lets us see them. I appreciate that despite not being famous, she managed to get on Dancing with the Stars, that’s a super fucking troll I’ve never mastered, so whether she’s useless, or her strategy is weak, or her attempt to target women lame, or the fact she’s getting older a fact, she’s still go big tits, she still exists, and has made a name for herself with those tits, and that’s all you can really ask for from some Rich Florida girl with a dad who tax evades thanks to being a Bahamian citizen. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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