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Kelly Brook’s Cameltoe for Funny or Die of the Day

It hate Funny or Die. I Hate linking Funny or Die. I hate the marketing manager at Funny or Die. I don’t find Funny or Die funny. I can’t stand Will Farrell or Ricky Bobby or anyone else in their stupid crew and I find their jokes cheap, obvious, idiotic and only interesting because they case celebs to be in them. It is like Saturday Night Live the next generation, when the next generation should have died with Jim Belushi, instead of being this latch on bottom feeding show filled with people embarrassing themselves cuz they aren’t funny. That said, here is Kelly Brook in some cameltoe sketch I assume I’ll hear people quoting, because people are just as stupid as Funny or Die, I mean that is why it exists. I’m doing it for Kelly Brook’s tits and not for the cheap cameltoe joke. I just can’t believe I get flagged a porn site by advertisers, when the real smut is going on next to the AXE banners on here. I hate myself for promoting these cocksuckers. But here it is anyway.

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Candice Swanepoel Nude fo VMan of the Day

I posted the video of a shy and embarrassed Candice Swanepoel checking out this V-Man spread for the first time cuz it brought back memories of video taping 18 year old everyday girls banging my dick unprotected while drunk, only to show them the video a week later or the next day, loving the horror in their eyes, unable to accept that they did what they did, only to negotiate what it would take to get me to delete the shit….usually with more hot sex….it is one of those “OMG, I totes can’t believe I did this, I’m such a slut, but the money was good, so I guess that makes me a whore” situations….and I fucking love it…especially cuz her I want to segregate and separate her South African pussy from her South African ass with my tongue like it was the Apartheid….but I’d have to run her thru a few AIDS tests, I’m dumb and I’ve made mistakes cuz I love unprotected sex, but I don’t usually play against the odds like Africa Aids Rate intentionally when given the option…When I hear Africa, I try to blindly shove my dick in the box no matter how nice the box is decorated, if you know what I mean… Here are the pics she got so shy about….They are pretty amazing…I’m sold…forget what I said about running her through AIDS tests…cuz I’m ready to roll, HIV or not, I’ve lived a long enough life of misery…this would be a good finisher….enjoy. As far as I’m concerned, this is what fashion modeling is all about…bitches getting out of clothes….amazing…

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