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Selena Gomez In Her Cute Little Tank Top

I don’t really have a whole lot to say about these pictures, I mean they’re just a few shots of Selena Gomez bieberless at some crap nobody cares about. I guess she’s cute and wearing a nice little tank top, which is kinda cool, but there’s something missing. Something like a bunch of drunk chicks in bikinis covering her with pitchers of water. Next time.

Karissa Shannon Bikini Pictures

I’ve said it before how much I hate celebrities who stage pictures of themselves, talk about being full of yourself, but when it’s a chick like Playboy nobody Karissa Shannon hanging out in a day-glo green thong bikini I’m alright with it. Half naked chicks get my attention every time. I get that she’s trying to get in to the St-Patrick’s Day spirit, but I think she could lose the stupid shamrock balloon. In a bathing suit like that, nobody cares about balloons.

Amber Heard Drops Some Bony Cleavage

I’m already suffering from a little award show overload, nobody cares that celebrities need constant reassuring that they’re talented by giving each other crappy trophies, but I thought that a few more shots of some hotties exposing massive amounts of cleavage wouldn’t hurt anybody. Here’s Amber Heard in a dress that seems to be missing a component or two. If you’re into sternums you’re going to love this crap. Not exactly the bustiest of celebrities.

Kim Kardashian’s Curves Continue To Impress

I make a lot of lame jokes about Kim Kardashian’s ass being big enough to take down a small dear, but really I just want to go a few rounds in the ring with that thing . Here she is going somewhere, nobody cares, showing off what have got to be some of the greatest curves in the business. I’m not exactly sure what that business is, but I want to invest. Of course by invest I mean make a deposit…. Don’t worry, it’s not a very big one. Enjoy.