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Prince Charles: Ordering Prince Harry to Dump Meghan Markle?!

Earlier today, we reported that Meghan Markle may be planning to quit acting in order to move to London and focus on her relationship with Prince Harry. It’s not easy to leave behind the glamorous life of a regular on a basic cable legal drama beloved by retirees and the unemployable alike, but Harry and Meghan seem to be the real thing, and marrying into royalty is a pretty sweet deal in its own right. Some folks are still skeptical, given Harry’s history of serial monogamy, but he and Meghan appear to be getting serious.  After all, they’ve only been together a few months, but they’ve already reached the “BS rumors pregnancy rumors” stage, with several outlets reporting last week that Markle is expecting . But as many of Harry’s forebears have learned the hard way, royal romances are tricky matters that require consent from far more than just the two principle parties involved. According to Radar Online, one key member of the royal family is refusing to give Harry and Meghan the okay to take the next step in their relationship. Prince Charles may not seem much of an authority on marriage (His first is synonymous with “unhealthy relationship.”), but apparently, he and his second wife, Camilla Parker-Bowles, see potential for disaster in the Harkle reunion that the rest of us are missing. According to Radar the trouble began when Harry and Meghan traveled to Jamaica together for his friend’s wedding. It was their most public social occasion to date, and apparently, photos of his sun enjoying Meghan’s company rubbed Charles the wrong way. “This is the first time that she and Harry have socialized so openly as a couple and it’s a significant step in the relationship,” a royal source tells the site. Charles reportedly shared his misgivings with Harry, and predictably, a royal row ensued: “Harry was telling his father, Charles, to stay out of his life,” says the insider. So why does Charles find Meghan so objectionable? Well, according to the insider, Camilla pointed out to Charles what she sees as similarities between Meghan and infamous royal from the past: “Camilla likens Meghan to Fergie, who triggered public scandals with her running around and was photographed topless having her toes sucked by a boyfriend while still married to Charles’ brother Andrew.” The basis of the comparison seems to be nothing more than the fact that Markle is divorced and Fergie became divorced from Andrew. Someone sould fill Charles in on the fact that there are literally millions of divorced people in the world. In fact, he doesn’t have to look very far to find one. Any room with a mirror will do the trick. View Slideshow: Meghan Markle: 16 Things to Know About Prince Harry’s New Squeeze

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Prince Charles: Ordering Prince Harry to Dump Meghan Markle?!

Eric and Lara Trump: Expecting First Child!

Trump news is everywhere these days, and it’s not all about the Donald. Daughter Ivanka continues to serve as a de facto first lady, which is profoundly creepy on so, so many levels. Son Donald, Jr. is still competing for Don, Sr.’s attention by posing for unintentionally hilarious “pensive woodsman” photos . Even Tiffany Trump is whining about  getting bullied at fashion week events , thus carrying on the proud family legacy of having delicate little feelings and being eternally in search of a safe space. Hell, 11-year-old Barron is doing his part by moving into the White House and saving taxpayers the expense of paying the Secret Service to block up Midtown Manhattan all day. But what about Donald’s middle son? You know – the pasty one who always looks like he just disposed of a bloodless hooker corpse with two fang marks on the neck. Well, it seem Eric has been busy in his own right … People magazine is reporting today that Eric and Lara Trump are expecting their first child. Here’s the part where we avoid making a joke about how Eric’s long absence from the spotlight might be explained by the amount of time it took him to convince his wife that Eric Trump is a person someone might want to have sex with. The effort is really killing us here, guys. We hope you appreciate it. Anyway, the couple confirmed the news in a statement issued today, adding that they’re experiencing genuine and not-at-all-rehearsed hu-man emotions about the idea of welcoming a baby boy. “Eric’s going to be an amazing dad,” Lara says. “ “The nieces and nephews love hanging with him. He’s the cool uncle. He’s watched Frozen many times.” Lara goes on to say that she’s experiencing some fatigue, but assures you it’s not because she’s some low-energy Jeb Bush-type: “I was exhausted in the beginning,” Lara tells the magazine. “It surprised me, because I’m a very active person, and until the fatigue hit, I didn’t believe it would actually happen to me,” she adds. “It really affected me. But I’m feeling really good now.” As for a name – well, like your basic civil liberties under the Trump administration, that’s very much up in the air: “We really loved the name Charlie, but we’d already named our dog that, so it’s out,” Eric says. In related news, we assume Eric has just been handed a large trophy for the honor Whitest Sentence Ever Uttered. View Slideshow: Ivanka Trump Sits at Oval Office Desk, Twitter Loses Its Mind

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Eric and Lara Trump: Expecting First Child!