After videos of Michael Jackson’s kids Blanket and Paris surfaced yesterday, I took Blanket’s Star Wars monologues to heart and remembered my old lightsaber in the attic. But nefarious grandfather Joe Jackson doesn’t care that I pretended to growl at Darth Maul in the mirror using lyrics from “Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin.” He claims the videos weren’t meant to be posted at all, adding he plans to track down the goons who hacked the private footage. Call me crazy, but there’s a chance the smooth criminal here is the grade-schooler operating the camera.
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Jackson Family is Livid You Know About Blanket’s Amazing Star Wars Recall
