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Holly Madison Nude in Playboy: Book It!

She hasn’t gotten naked in awhile, instead choosing to focus on giving props to Snooki and getting very close to Benji Madden . But she also hasn’t been photographed by the paparazzi in awhile, nor seen her post-Hugh Hefner boning stock rise to the levels of former housemate, Kendra Wilkinson. Therefore, it should come as no surprise that Holly Madison says she’ll soon pose nude for Playboy . Again. “Maybe not right away because I was just on the cover last year,” Madison told E! News. “Maybe get a little bit of time in between, but I also don’t want to be one of those superold ladies who needs a ton of Photoshop, either.” In fact, Holly – whose new reality show, Holly’s World , debuts in June – says she has a major “pet peeve” when older women pose for Playboy because they want to prove how someone over 40 can be beautiful… yet the entire spread is clearly Photoshopped. “Sometimes the pictures don’t even look like photographs. It looks like it came from the same people who brought you Shrek ,” she joked. How does Madison maintain her figure? She says she eats “half junky and half healthy.” As for future career plans? The Las Vegas resident says: “I want to be mayor in, like, 10 years.” Just show us your boobs again and then we’ll talk about our vote, okay? [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Heidi Montag’s Fake Boobs: Huge, Heinous, Hilarious

Heidi Montag showed off her newly-enhanced body in Las Vegas this weekend. It does not look good. For someone who claims to be all spiritual, she really desecrated pretty much all God gave her in favor of man-made breasts and a plastic-looking face. Way to go, Heidi! Seriously, how pissed is Spencer Pratt right now? You could get a blow-up doll that resembles this for so cheap, and not even have to make pillow talk … This is actually Heidi Montag, not a wax replica! As you can see, not even an steel-reinforced bikini top can contain Heidi Montag’s DDD breasts, which prove there is a threshold in which bigger is no longer better. Holy freaking crap. Just so wrong. Much as been made of the recent Heidi Montag plastic surgery debacle, and here you can see the result on display in all its glory. The results of the latest round, that is. The Hills star had plenty of work done long before she underwent 10 additional operations in a single day earlier this year. If you’re considering plastic surgery you need to be talked out of, or enjoy ogling once-cute girls who now resemble cartoons, there’s more where this came from. Click to enlarge pics of Heidi lounging poolside below … Heidi Montag looked way better …

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Heidi Montag’s Fake Boobs: Huge, Heinous, Hilarious