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Tanning Mom on Snooki: An A$$hole With Fake T!ts

Looks like Patricia Krentcil and Snooki are in a war of words. It was inevitable. Krentcil, a.k.a. “Tanning Mom,” is firing back at the Jersey Shore star after Snooks went on Extra this week and weighed in on Patricia’s recent arrest. Police arrested the New Jersey Tanning Mom for taking her five-year-old daughter tanning. Asked for comment, Snook noted, “that b!tch is crazy.” Word. When Krentcil got wind of this, she labeled Snooki ” the biggest a$$hole in the world ” for criticizing her life decisions … and didn’t stop there. Police have their hands full with all the Oompa Loompas in N.J. lately . Tanning Mom apparently doesn’t like Jersey Shore , because she says, “When this is all said and done, I’d like to meet up with ‘Snoopy’.” Yup, Snoopy. Charlie Brown is rolling in his grave right now. “She’s fake, she’s fat, her t*ts are fake, she’s disgusting,” Krentcil, who pleaded not guilty to child endangerment, said of the pregnant reality star. It’s a tough feud to pick the winner in, but even Snooki would probably know better than to let her kid into a tanning booth. Just saying.

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Jesse James — Mini Mistresses Come Forward?

Call us skeptical — but a couple of Oompa Loompa’s from Beacher’s Madhouse in Las Vegas claim to have had a threeway with Jesse James. These look to be the same Oompas we got a few months back saying they did the same thing with Tiger Woods. They … Permalink

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Jessica Alba Green With Envy

While J essica Bie l went more classic, Jessica Alba took a big step into the flapper era. She walked the red carpet in a Proenza Schouler mini dress complete with peacock feathers, beaded details, matching platforms and unkempt hair.

Bradley’s Bronzing Blooper

Keeping up with the ladies at the star studded Valentine’s Day premiere is no easy task, but Bradley Cooper took tanning to Hangover proportions! Come on!