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Report: Montana Fishburne Beat the Crap Out of Boyfriend’s Ex, Faces Assault Charges

Montana Fishburne is a porn star and doesn’t try to hide it. No word if she’s equally and unabashedly proud of the fact that she is being prosecuted for assault with a deadly weapon against her boyfriend’s ex this year. Laurence Fishburne’s 19-year-old daughter was arrested back in February for allegedly barging into the alleged victim’s home, forcing her into the bathroom and beating her senseless. According to TMZ, the victim had “significant injuries.” The L.A. City Attorney’s Office has charged Montana Fishburne with battery, and will add charges of false imprisonment and assault with a deadly weapon. More details from Chippy D’s troubled past have come to light. Montana, who’s being repped by Shawn Chapman Holley (the famed attorney for Lindsay Lohan, among others) pleaded not guilty and the case is pending. Her boyfriend in question, Jerome Greene, was also charged in the attack against his ex-girlfriend, but has already pleaded no contest to domestic battery. As for Montana, who just released her first sex tape through Vivid (she was just offered a multi-picture deal ), she can pile it on the list of legal problems. She was arrested for prostitution last November, pleading no contest to a lesser charge of criminal trespass and being placed on probation as a result. If nothing else, the assault case could be a probation violation. Stay tuned.

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John McCain is on Team Snooki

Nicole Polizzi, a.k.a. Snooki from Jersey Shore, has found an unlikely ally in U.S. Sen. John McCain. Ally for what? Nothing really. But he’s on Team Snooki! In a radio interview yesterday, the former GOP Presidential candidate offered his opinion on the July 30 disorderly conduct arrest of the MTV reality star. “I kind of think she might be too good looking to go to jail,” said McCain , seeking reelection to the Senate this year at the age of 73, on Phoenix’s KMLE. Snooki, who spent a few hours behind bars for being drunk in broad daylight before posting bail, agrees. Monday, she told MTV succinctly, and humbly: “I’m too pretty to be in jail… I’m not a criminal.” Start printing the McCain/Snooki 2012 presidential campaign signs now. She may actually be an intellectual step up from his previous choice of running mate . Amazingly, this isn’t the first McCain shout-out to the pint-sized party girl. After the Oompa Loompa lodged a complaint about proposed taxes on tanning beds in the Jersey Shore premiere, the veteran politician Tweeted in kind. McCain, or an intern who watches Jersey Shore and worked in a quality play on words, Tweeted at Ms. Polizzi: “@Sn00ki ur right, I would never tax ur tanning bed! O’s tax policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen!” EDITOR’S NOTE : In referencing this line – one of our favorite Jersey Shore quotes of the new season – we chided Snooki on the grounds that the law doesn’t take effect for years. The law has, in fact, taken effect already. We regret the error! Snook bashed President Obama for his “tax on tanning.” Obama, too, referenced her in a recent interview, although somewhat less flatteringly. He claimed he didn’t know who Snooki was during his controversial appearance on The View .

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Drink Thrown at Snooki; Nation Celebrates

Last season on Jersey Shore, Brad Ferro punched Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. That was very uncool. You cannot condone violence of that nature, especially perpetrated against an Oompa Loompa by a ‘roided-up gym teacher. A drink tossed in her face, tough? That we can appreciate. The reality star, who just broke up with Emilio Masella , was doing shots with co-star J-Woww at Ocean’s 10 bar in Miami Saturday at 6 p.m. That’s when some random dude approached her. “She was in a good mood, but this particular guy was obviously interested and she wasn’t,” a witness said. “She told him, ‘Don’t f–k with me’ so he snatched her drink and walked off.” The situation escalated from there. “I guess he provoked her by wanting an apology and she flipped out,” the witness said. ” Snooki threw a handful of food from her table at the guy, and then slapped him on his shoulder and his face – before tossing a plastic cup at him.” It is unclear whether this will be shown on Jersey Shore, but unknown guy retaliated by throwing his drink all over Snooki. Well worth $7.50. J-Woww ran over screaming “What the f–k happened?” as security threw him out. Snooki said, “He took my drink!” Scintillating, as always. After taking a few seconds to re-do her hair pouf, she continued partying with J-Woww at another location. Season Two begins July 29!

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Jesse James — Mini Mistresses Come Forward?

Call us skeptical — but a couple of Oompa Loompa’s from Beacher’s Madhouse in Las Vegas claim to have had a threeway with Jesse James. These look to be the same Oompas we got a few months back saying they did the same thing with Tiger Woods. They … Permalink

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Jessica Alba Green With Envy

While J essica Bie l went more classic, Jessica Alba took a big step into the flapper era. She walked the red carpet in a Proenza Schouler mini dress complete with peacock feathers, beaded details, matching platforms and unkempt hair.

Bradley’s Bronzing Blooper

Keeping up with the ladies at the star studded Valentine’s Day premiere is no easy task, but Bradley Cooper took tanning to Hangover proportions! Come on!

Jersey Shore Season Finale Recap: "That’s How the Shore Goes"

All good things must come to an end. So, too, must the first season of Jersey Shore, and The Hollywood Gossip has all the action recapped below as only we can. Last night’s ninth and final episode of the MTV hit’s inaugural run was somewhat subdued and sentimental (seriously), which wasn’t a bad thing

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Oompa Loompah Causes Mall Chaos

Donnie Davis was handcuffed and detained while mall shoppers chant, “Let the Oompa Loompa go!”

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Derek & Julianne Hough Celebrate Joint Emmy Nomination

“I can’t think of a better person to be nominated with,” Julianne tells PEOPLE

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